In short, positive energy funny quotations

1, knowledge is like underwear, invisible, but important.

2. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end.

The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

4. Frustration is a stumbling block for the weak and a stepping stone for the strong.

Can you give me some visible care when I need it?

6. Women don't care about decency, and decency is because it is not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

7. I planted a girlfriend in spring and married a bunch of wives in autumn.

8, martial arts is high, but also afraid of kitchen knives; No matter how good the intelligence is, a brick will fall; Go your own way and let others take a taxi! Wear other people's shoes and let others find them! Send my blessing on Monday and let others envy you!

9, people, big things are difficult, look at responsibility, adversity is good, look at the mind. Whether it is joy or anger, it depends on self-restraint, giving and taking, wisdom, success or failure, and persistence.

10. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

1 1. Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

12, we walk so fast that our souls can't keep up.

13, say what you should and keep your voice down.

14, the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.

15, I want to make a download software called Wu Er. Because lightning is inaudible.

16, those who lose money lose less, those who lose health lose more, and those who lose courage lose everything.

17. Cherish every encounter, remember every happiness, care about every separation, enjoy every romance, bless every love, and may all lovers be well.

18, I'm relieved to know that you are not doing well.

What do you mean by good luck? That is, I spent two dollars on the lottery and won five million. On the way to receive the prize, I bowed my head and picked up two more dollars.

20. People often lament the lack of beauty in life because they lack a pair of eyes to find beauty.

2 1, a woman without talent is a virtue, and you must be too wicked.

22. Some people are always full of hope, but always disappointed; Some people are indifferent to everything in life, but they are always lucky to be bathed in hope; Some people pursue all their lives, but they always miss out on hope; Some people regard fantasy as hope, and finally hope becomes fantasy. In life, fantasy is always fantasy, not hope. And hope sometimes becomes fantasy in helplessness!

23. The core of grassroots dinner is rice, the core of elite dinner is bureau, and the core of celebrity dinner is celebrity.

24. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

25, loneliness, is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

When a person realizes that diamonds are more valuable than glass balls, he has grown up sadly.

28. You acupuncture in one second, and I will solve it all my life.

29, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single!

30. If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

3 1, the ideal of life is the ideal life.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

33. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic.

34. Red beans don't grow in the south, but on the face. I really miss you.

35. Butterflies count not months, but moments. Butterflies have enough time.

36. Take a nap now, and you will have a dream; Study now, and you will realize your dream.

37, shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality.

38. Life is a journey forward. Those who see more scenery on the way forward and those who walk a few more steps on the bumpy road are the values of living in the world. Life carries too much regret and helplessness. There is no need to blame yourself too much, give the soul a little green and give others a smile, regardless of the full moon and the lack of the moon, regardless of fate.

39. The most free and easy person in the world is my aunt. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.

40. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies!

4 1, your short life, my obesity is temporary.

42. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will learn to be bald.

43. Whether going uphill or downhill, you should know how to stop yourself at an appropriate time and stop to look back, so as to make better progress.

44. I am weeding, and you are at noon.

45. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

47. The mirror will always reflect light ... The gold will always be spent!

48. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

49. The two surnames of the director are the most difficult to call: Fu (deputy) as the director and Zheng (positive) as the deputy director.

As a typical failure, you are simply too successful.

5 1, I make a month's living expenses, the United States makes a year's living expenses, and Japan kills me!

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

53. On the road, driving is not difficult, but there are "new people".

54. Apart from teeth, there is also love.

55. People with will are free to do everything possible, while those without will will only find it extremely difficult.

Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea with more tea and less milk.

57. Sheng, don't be a character; Don't answer other people's books angrily.

58. People have advantages and disadvantages, and there are advantages and disadvantages. Pay more attention to people's happiness and happiness, and pay more attention to things and pleasure. There is joy in suffering, and happiness in trouble. He who is happy in suffering is happy, and he who is happy in difficulties is happy.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

6 1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

62. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

63. Parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and fool each other to call the generation gap.

64. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements in taxis: Are they blocked? Take the subway!

Can you speak Chinese in English? Or say nothing.

When you feel that the whole world has abandoned you, please believe that she just turned her back and brewed a better hug.

67. The prouder people are, the more they hide, and the more painful things they are, the more they make a mountain out of a molehill.

68. I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like I bought a new mobile phone.

69. If you are the one, it's really beautiful. I am the legendary male number two in the first issue. The rabbit looks funny, and the income is completely sighing. The past is sentimental, flat and light, and a red light shines. Finally, I left resolutely, just for you, holding me by the red line.

70. Women are divided into married and unmarried, while men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

7 1, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

72. Leave the matter to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong.

73. Ming Sao is easy to hide, but it is difficult to prevent it.

According to my observation, handsome men all say that they are not handsome, so I also think that I am not handsome.

75. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

76. I haven't seen the World Cup. I don't know. wolves have more meat than meat. I don't know Zidane, I don't know that I have a bad temper; I have never seen Yao Ming, and I don't know that he is too young; I don't know O 'Neill, and I don't know that I am a bird.

77. Celebrities say that ordinary people live tasteless, but ordinary people think that celebrities live too tired.

78. Life is a coffee table, and we are all miserable. When the harmonious sunshine hits our faces, every painful face is smiling!

79. Everyone has the habit of judging a person according to his first impression. He thinks that when a person is good, he will love me, love my dog, and when he thinks that a person is bad, he will totally deny it.

80. There are no inseparable couples, only couples who don't work hard.

8 1, no one knows himself when he is unsuccessful, and he doesn't know himself when he is successful.

82. Love is poison. The icing is amazing. Take a sip and stop. If you drink it, you will lose your life.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

84. All along, what I regret is that I didn't do anything with you, not what I did with you.

85. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you at eight tonight!

86. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

87. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

88. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid.

89. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

90. If happiness is not on the road, it must be at the end of the road.

9 1. Some disappointment is inevitable, but most of it is because you overestimate yourself.

92, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

93. If you are lovelorn, you can find it again in the spring. If you lose your will, you must sharpen it in winter.

94. The wolf was ill, and the rabbit came to visit with carrots. Wolf: I will come as soon as I come. Why bring a gift? Rabbit: Let's see. People say that you may not like this gift. Wolf: I like your gift very much, Mr. Carrot.

95. What you pursue, you will be happy for what you get; If you love something, you will be happy with what you have.

96, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

97. Only those who have experienced severe cold know the warmth of the sun; Only those who have experienced the hardships of life can understand the value of life.

98. What a person shows off shows what he lacks in his heart.

99. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.