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Who told me to suck snails?

Step 1: Pick up the snail with your right hand, and be careful not to block the bottom of the snail with your fingers;

Step 2: Open your lips, hold the mouth of the snail, and do not leave any gaps in the mouth of the snail;

Step 3: Use Qi Luck Dantian and inhale hard. If the snail meat has not been sucked into the mouth, please refer to step 4;

Step 4: Use chopsticks to suck out the remaining snail meat. Push the snail toward the bottom of the snail to completely press out the air in the snail. You can also turn the bottom of the snail over and suck it in, and then continue to repeat steps two and three.

"The edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold." As long as everyone practices regularly with three or five plates of snails, I believe that fans like O will be able to suck a snail at a time just around the corner.

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