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Short stories from the Four Great Classics, limited to 300 words. Hurry up, thanks~
Wu Song fights tigers?
Wu Song went home to visit his brother and passed by Jingyanggang on the way. I drank a lot of wine at the Gangxia Hotel and staggered towards the Gangshang. Not much happened, but I saw a writing on a tree: "The big insect in Jingyanggang has recently injured people, but if you cross the hillock, you should cross the hillock in groups, don't make any mistakes." Wu Song thought that this was a restaurant It was written to be scary, just to let passers-by stay in his shop, but he ignored it and continued to move forward. When the sun was about to set, Wu Song came to a dilapidated temple and saw a government notice posted on the temple door. After Wu Song read it, he learned that there was a real tiger on the mountain. When he was about to go back to the hotel, he was afraid of the store's joke, so he continued to move forward. Due to the effect of alcohol, he found a large bluestone and lay down on his back. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard a strong wind howling and a beautiful tiger rushed towards Wu Song. Wu Song hurriedly dodged and hid behind the tiger. As soon as the tiger jumped, Wu Song dodged again. The tiger got anxious, roared, and hit Wu Song with its tail. Wu Song jumped away in a hurry, and when the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick, exerted all his strength, and hit the tiger's head hard. Just a "click" sound was heard, and the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger became more animalistic and rushed towards Wu Song again. Wu Song threw away half of the stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin of the tiger's head with his left hand and hit the tiger's head with his right hand. Soon, he beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, and His nose and ears were bleeding everywhere, and he lay on the ground unable to move. Wu Song was afraid that the tiger would pretend to be dead, so he raised his half-whistle stick and beat him for a while. When he saw that the tiger was really out of breath, he stopped. From then on, Wu Song became famous.
"Borrowing Arrows from a Straw Boat" Soochow and Liu Bei united to fight against Cao Cao. Zhou Yu ordered Zhuge Liang to make 100,000 arrows within ten days. Zhuge Liang said that the attack would only take three days, and issued a military order. Lu Su came to see Zhuge Liang, but saw no movement on the first day and no movement on the second day. At the fourth watch on the third day, Zhuge Liang secretly invited Lu Su to the ship. At the same time, the twenty boats were connected with ropes and headed towards Cao Ying. At this time, there was heavy fog on the river, and no one could be seen on the other side. At five o'clock, the ship approached Cao Ying. Zhuge Liang asked the sergeants to beat drums and shout on the boat, pretending to be Zhou Yu and attack him secretly. Unfortunately, the fog on the river made it difficult to see clearly, so Cao Cao had to mobilize 3,000 archers to shoot arrows at the ship. When the grass man's body was densely covered with arrows and it was daylight, Zhuge Liang ordered the ship to be closed. The sergeants shouted: "Thank you, Prime Minister Cao, for the arrow." They walked back happily. After returning to camp, I took down the arrows and found more than 100,000.
Three dozen white-bone spirits
Tang Monk, his master and his four disciples went to Wanzi Mountain to collect the scriptures. In the Wave Moon Cave in Wanzi Mountain, there lives a cruel, cunning, white-bone demon with a thousand years of corpse demon who is good at disguise. In order to eat Tang Monk's meat, he transformed into a village girl who went up the mountain to deliver food and an old woman who went to the mountain to offer incense, but Sun Wukong saw through them all. However, Tang Monk did not distinguish between human beings and monsters. Instead, he blamed Sun Wukong for committing crimes wantonly, injuring both his mother and daughter, and violating the precepts. Skeleton Bones was unwilling to give up, and turned into an old man for the third time and was ignored by Sun Wukong. The White Bone Demon took advantage of Tang Monk's kindness and floated plain silk from the sky in the name of Buddha, blaming Tang Monk for appeasing Sun Wukong. Tang Monk wrote a derogatory letter in anger and drove Sun Wukong back to Huaguo Mountain.
Baoyu and golden locks look at each other
A few years after Daiyu entered the Jia Mansion, Xue Baochai also came to Rongguo Mansion with her mother and brother. For a while, Xue Baochai suffered from a fever virus, so he stayed at home to recuperate. When Jia Baoyu found out, he went to visit her. After entering the house, Xue Baochai asked Jia Baoyu what his jade that everyone was amazed by looked like and if he could have a look at it. Jia Baoyu gave the psychic jade to Xue Baochai. Baochai recited the words on the jade stone: "Don't lose it, don't forget it, and the immortal life will be prosperous." Baochai's maid Ying'er kept laughing and said that the words on Baoyu's jade matched the words on Xue Baochai's gold lock. After hearing this, Jia Baoyu wanted to look at Baochai's golden lock. Sure enough, what was written on it: "Never leave, never give up, will last forever" was very consistent with the words on his own jade stone. I have written one for each of the four, please choose one to use
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