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Local slogan
When people go out of town, they often laugh at slogans on people's walls. Especially in remote rural areas, the slogans are even more varied. Not only are the words crooked, but they are all arbitrary. It is often unexpected to write what you want and say what you want. Although it is scribbled, it is unforgettable, and many of them are like wild jokes. For example, the slogan of family planning: "Family planning, do it on the kang, one person is ligated, and the whole family will be happy in the future." "The knot of poverty and the ring of getting rich." "Whoever has more children will do evil!"
after reading these slogans, people always feel shocked and stunned. Call it simple, not complete, call it barbaric, and it is reasoning again. Local slogans are straightforward, crisp and a little scary. There are no rules. Often like local policies, it is both local and overbearing. It is not the tone of the village party secretary, but the manner of the brigade cadres.
Other slogans are also straightforward, such as the one about family harmony: "If the old woman quarrels again, your man will be punished for planting trees on the mountain!" "Who is not harmonious, five bags of flour and rice will be deducted from your house at the end of the year!"
cable protector: "You dig another inch of cable, and you will be jailed for ten years!" "Power off again, and your whole family will be black in the village for the rest of your life!"
Protecting the mountain forest: "Whoever burns the mountain again will go to jail!" Protecting the railway: "Lying on the track, you will be jailed even if you don't die!" About livestock: "Look after your cattle, and then eat the highland barley in other people's fields. If you kill it, you will kill it for nothing!" " Popularize culture and learn to write: "If you don't know your name again, call your son your father!" "
such slogans are written all over the country walls, either bloody and scary red or white. On the earthen walls in remote villages, some slogans are so old that they are even longer than the words in books. For example: "Be careful, the Red Army will come back tomorrow!" "Build more wooden bridges, and you will win the battle" and "political power comes out of the pole". There is also: "I have food at home, and I don't panic." "To eliminate the four pests, the sparrow comes first, and the mouse comes later."
These slogans make people think stupidly, and make people go back to the old days. They have to wonder what time it was, what happened in the world at that time, and which scholar wrote these words with a small bucket.
return to the city. There are also many interesting slogans nowadays. For example, "garbage sorting, start with me." This is about garbage. But I really can't dwell on it. How can garbage classification start with me? What am I? ! The slogan in
is more different and more advanced, such as: "Love me, but don't touch me." This is to protect the grass on campus, much like a warning from a girl to a bad boy.
"Sex lover, stay away from here and don't let me step on it!" This is a warning to those who engage in sex everywhere in a university garden. "Kiss me gently, but not too hard, or I really can't stand it." This is the slogan of protecting flowers by the peony pool. And: "If you hurt me, I'll stab you!"
"Live well and don't feel uncomfortable!" If you don't look at the specific environment, no one knows what this is about and who it refers to. This is written on the desk.
"Licking bowls is not a bad habit!" This is a canteen in a university, reminding students to eat their meals clean and not to be extravagant.
Nowadays, everything is changing, and the flavor of slogans has changed a lot. A set of villages, a set of cities, there are extremely local yam egg pie, but also very foreign, pioneering and modern.
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