When you were a child, whose jokes impressed you the most?

I often listen to people telling stories and listening to them say some interesting laughter. Now let me share it.

"When I was a child, I visited my father's troops every year. I have to go through Baoding, Beijing and other cities, so I am regarded as a knowledgeable authority.

Once, I heard that the village sent an English teacher to our school. There was no English class in school before, and everyone was very mysterious about English. Finally, I was asked to talk about English. I said, "English is very simple. All words are composed of 28 letters. Just remember 28 letters and you're done. " This statement may have been heard from an uncle in the army, so I should not remember it accurately. However, I firmly believe this statement is true. A few days later, the English teacher came and wanted to know your understanding of English. My classmate pointed at me and said, "He will." I said to my teacher, "Teacher, don't listen to their nonsense. I can't even recognize 28 letters. " The teacher said casually, "I don't know anyone." I'm afraid no one in this world knows all 28 English letters. "

I didn't hear the teacher clearly at that time. In class the next day, the English teacher said, "There are always 26 letters in English …" When I heard this, my face was so hot that I wanted to crack. From then on, I understood that "knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing". If I brag and show off my bluff, I will be embarrassed not far away. "