Find some military jokes

A defeated officer was hiding in a cave, and when he was in a panic, suddenly there was a voice! At this time, the officer was so scared that he quickly picked up his gun and rushed out, shouting: "The enemy has shot, let's go!" At this moment, a soldier rushed forward to report: "Sorry, sir, I just farted!" " When the policeman heard the shot, he asked, "Son of a bitch! Why not report fart? " The soldier also replied honestly: "I think it's too late to report now!" " "

2. Veterans' experience

A group of recruits form a phalanx to practice synchronization, and there will always be incidents of stepping on shoes during training. A recruit asked a veteran how to avoid being trampled. Veterans are experienced, and one sentence makes recruits realize: "When you can step on the shoes of the person in front, you won't be stepped on!" "

Do push-ups and eat steamed bread

After the recruits' training, at lunch time, a special person will distribute steamed buns. A recruit winked at the steamed stuffed bun maker and said, "Give me a bigger one." The helpless smile of sending steamed bread gave him a big smile, and the recruits were very happy. Suddenly, the assembly whistle always issued a new order to the instructor, demanding: do push-ups and eat the steamed bread just now!

4. The captain can't fold the quilt

Instructor: "Why is your quilt always worse than Xiaoding's?" It always looks like a ball at first glance. "

Captain: "Sir, Xiaoding's family makes tofu, and mine makes flower rolls."

5. The recruits are ready to parachute, and the instructor opens the hatch. Finally, he said, "Be sure to count to 10 before opening the parachute. Everyone strictly followed orders and fell to the ground one by one. Suddenly a soldier exclaimed, "The one in front must fall to death!" " "The instructor said angrily," What's the matter? " "He has a bad stutter.