Jokes: Selling hair makes you laugh until your stomach hurts _ hilarious makes your girlfriend happy.

A man walked into a department store and wanted to choose some brushes. There are two people in the shop, a mother and a daughter.

? The man carefully picked up the brush: first, he asked for a small one, tore off the pen cover and read it again, then put it in his mouth and licked it, saying that "the hair is not smooth" and didn't want it. He took out another big one, tried it on the pen container and said, "It's too loose", but he didn't want it. Then I want to leave. Mother and daughter chased out, a burst of crazy scold:

? "Smelly man, it's ridiculous to come here to bully our mother and daughter. Little B (pen) was originally for looking, touching and licking, not suitable for fur! Turn out the big B (pen), touch it, lick it and say it's too loose. I have been selling B (pens) here for more than ten years. I've never seen this kind of b (pen) buyer. If I can't afford a B (pen), I will die far away, not to mention my B (pen) is not good! "

? In the street, men are in a mess and everyone is in uproar.