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What does it mean when your left eyelid twitches from Monday to Sunday?

Monday:

Left eye jumps, something is going to happen today!

The right eye jumps, it’s normal and doesn’t matter. Tuesday:

The left eye will jump and you will be in a happy mood.

If the right eye jumps, something unpleasant will happen. Wednesday:

The left eye jumps, someone likes you!

If your right eye jumps, something will make you angry. Thursday:

The left eye jumps, and something unexpected happens.

If your right eye jumps, you cannot interfere in anything today. Friday:

The left eye jumps, someone is missing you.

If the right eye jumps, a happy thing will happen. Saturday:

The left eye will twitch, these days will expose your secrets.

If your right eye jumps, you will get a gift in the near future. Sunday:

If the left eye jumps, unexpected things will happen.

If your right eye jumps, you will have good luck. Zishi: There are noble people on the left, food and drink on the right. Noon: The left is about food and drink, and the right is about bad things.

When you are ugly: There are people on the left who are worried and people on the right who are kind. At the end of the day: the left is in charge of Jichang, and the right is in Zhongxi.

Yinshi: When people come from far away on the left, things come to you on the right. Shenshi: On the left, there are thoughts about women, and on the right, there is damage to wealth.

Mao hour: Distinguished guests are coming from the left, and Ping An is coming from the right. Youshi: There are guests coming from the left, and guests coming from far right.

Chen Shi: A visitor from afar on the left will come, and the Lord on the right will be harmed. Xu Shi: There are guests arriving on the left, and there is a gathering on the right.

Sishi: On the left is food and drink, on the right is evil. Haishi: The host on the left is arriving, the host on the right is not. Midnight: 23 o'clock - before 01 o'clock

Left eye: An unexpected joy will come, and you will have good luck. Your heart should be stronger and don't get too excited.

Right eye: If someone invites you to dinner, you can save a lot of money, but this person’s purpose is unclear, so you have to think carefully. Hai hour: 21 o'clock - before 23 o'clock

Left eye: Enjoy family reunion, affirmation from all sides, work harder, and you will do better.

Right eye: Beware of lawsuits and disputes. You will either offend others with your words or break things. Ugly time: 01 o'clock - before 03 o'clock

Left eye: There has been a lot of trouble at home recently, troubled by big and small things, I don't know what to do, and I can't do anything in the short term.

Right eye: Someone misses you. It may be an elder in the family. They have worried about each other for too long. Please call and care when you have time. Yinshi: 03 o'clock - before 05 o'clock

Left eye: Friends will come from far away and give you a good meal! If you don’t have ulterior motives or have a lot of spare money, you must pretend to be busy when you receive a call from a friend.

Right eye: The family may get unexpected wealth, such as suddenly winning a lottery, or the lost money may be found again. Mao hour: 05 o'clock - before 07 o'clock

Left eye: Nobles and guests check in, bringing hope to your life again. Pay more attention to friends who suddenly appear next to you; friends you haven't seen for a long time.

Right eye: Peace and smoothness, don’t worry too much about possible dangerous situations, auspicious people have their own destiny, sleep peacefully. Chen hour: 07 o'clock - before 09 o'clock

Left eye: Interpersonal relationships will get better. Friends who have not seen each other for a long time may meet again and may bring good news.

Right eye: Money is lost unconsciously, and a lot of money is wasted. Si hour: 09 o'clock - before 11 o'clock

Left eye: There will be benefits to be gained. You are quite valuable at the moment, and others will give you three points.

Right eye: Drive carefully, remind your family to pay more attention to safety, dangers appear all around. Noon: 11 o'clock - before 13 o'clock

Left eye: Long-term hard work has finally yielded results. You can breathe a sigh of relief and prepare to enjoy the results.

Right eye: unexpected things