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Half-fee litigation writing composition

1. Half-fee litigation First, both teachers and students in this case apply dilemma reasoning, and both have false premises, changing the subject, that is, secretly replacing the topic to be discussed with a topic. Proda Golas (teacher) secretly replaced the court's judgment with the agreement of the contract, and Otis (student) also secretly replaced the court's judgment with the agreement of the contract. At this time, the agreement of the contract and the judgment of the court became antagonistic. According to the law of contradiction: "In the same thinking process, two mutually negative ideas cannot be true, and one must be false." Therefore, one of the court's judgment and the contract must be denied, otherwise it will not only violate the requirements of the law of contradiction, but also lead to a correct result. We can't presume that the court's judgment and the contract are valid at the same time. If so, how should the parties choose?

Secondly, let's take a look at what Proda Golas (teacher) said with dilemma reasoning: "If Otis (student) wins this lawsuit, then according to the contract, he should pay me the other half of the tuition." At this time, he denied the validity of the court decision. The second premise says: "If Otis (a student) loses this lawsuit, then according to the court's judgment, he should also pay me the other half of the tuition." At this point, the validity of the contract was denied. This is' contradictory' to China's ancient fable, and it is so similar that it is simply a' pirated product'.

Third, Proda Golas (a teacher) filed a lawsuit and the court accepted the case. If Proda Golas (teacher) wants to win the case, only if there is evidence that Otis (student) deliberately fails to perform his duties as a lawyer after graduation, thus failing to pay the other half of the tuition. But in this case, there is no mention of evidence at all, so it can only be used as a logical case, not as a legal case. In fact, it would be very simple to solve this problem with legal thinking. Because the agreement of the contract can only be used as the material for prosecution, but not as the object to compete with the court's judgment. Under the judgment of the court, if there is new evidence to prove your innocence (for example, you didn't show the contract in the first instance), you can appeal within the appeal period. If the original judgment is not upheld on appeal or in the second instance, the judgment of the court will be binding and exclusive.

If we use Chinese mainland's legal thinking, the following situation may occur: 1. The court rejected the plaintiff's claim on the grounds that the contract was valid, but the payment conditions were not met. After the payment conditions are met, the lawsuit will be filed. That is, the defendant will lose the case next time, although he won the case this time. 2. The court found that the contract was valid, that the defendant deliberately failed to achieve the conditions, and regarded it as a conditional achievement, and ruled that the plaintiff won the case. At this time, the validity of the judgment takes precedence over the contract. 3. If the court decides that the contract is invalid and rejects the plaintiff's claim, the plaintiff's demand for the defendant's payment basis does not exist. The defendant does not need to pay the plaintiff. (This situation includes that the defendant's counterclaim is confirmed to be invalid, and then the plaintiff withdraws the lawsuit, and the court decides that the contract is invalid). The plaintiff failed to produce the contract due to his gross negligence, and the defendant denied the existence of this agreement. Then the court rejected the plaintiff's claim for lack of evidence. At this time, the plaintiff can't bring a lawsuit for the same reason before revoking this judgment, so he has no right to ask the defendant to pay again.

This is not an ordinary complaint, but a special complaint by Chen. I admit I called you chimney, but you don't have to hit me.

When a person's body is growing, it can't be seriously hurt. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know these? If someone is angry with you, you can teach him or her a lesson patiently. Even if persuasion is useless, you can tell the teacher! Also, it is wrong to hurt others' self-esteem! Why can you hurt others, but don't let others ... Even if it's useless, I still remind you: don't hurt others! Chen Wenjie! Sometimes you are my enemy and sometimes you are my friend.

You are skinny, but you can do something to hurt me! You and Chen made the same mistake. Why? Chen Wenjie, even if you want to hurt me, I don't care. However, if all your good friends are teased by you, you will regret it! I hope you two can change your personalities more.

Thank you.

3. Semi-propositional composition: Writing life answers Life is like a paper, and it is also like multiple-choice questions, fill-in-the-blank questions, question-and-answer questions and calculation questions on the paper. How to fill in and get satisfactory results requires careful examination of questions, accurate positioning, serious answering questions and serious writing. Life is like multiple choice questions. There are many roads in life that you need to choose. How to choose a correct answer is related to your future and destiny. You must distinguish right from wrong, choose carefully, break through all difficulties and obstacles, find your own answer and fill it in the brackets correctly. Maybe you will reach your own beautiful place and hand over your satisfactory answer sheet. At that time, the sun will smile and the flowers will wave to you. Life is like a series of fill-in-the-blank questions. There are many things to make up for in a person's life, and we are born to constantly learn new knowledge to enrich our lives. Just like the senior high school entrance examination, "training soldiers for a thousand days, using soldiers for a while." I believe that through my three years of hard work and hard work, the senior high school entrance examination will definitely repay my efforts with excellent results, and I will also fill in the correct and perfect answers to make the fill-in-the-blank questions better. Life is like a series of questions and answers. People will inevitably encounter many moral tests or material problems in their lives, and there are many problems that make you feel embarrassed. At this time, you have to distinguish right from wrong. Ask yourself if you can do this. For example, many people in society spend a lot of money to buy off others, just to make others cheat. I think this phenomenon violates the principle of good faith and will bring bad consequences to society and others. At this time, we need to avoid it correctly and ask what the consequences are. If you can answer correctly after thinking, then the question mark of life will change from complex to simple. You will also appear more mature. Life is like a series of calculation problems. On the road of life, you should calculate fairly and correctly. Because the familiar life is limited, only by giving full play to your infinite value can your life be rich and outstanding. Life test paper needs you to write it carefully, and how to write it needs us to explore and create it ourselves. I believe that through hard work, we will definitely finish this life answer sheet better.

4. Write a composition in your spare day. One day, my parents and brother went to Shuanghe Reservoir to see the scenery. We came to a terrible place. There was a cliff on it. A vine fell from the cliff, and a lot of water fell from the vine.

Our motorcyclists rushed over and then we came to a beautiful place. There is a bridge below, and there is clear water on the right side of the bridge.

Dad said, "How can I get down?"

Mother said, "Look, there is a staircase. Let's go down. "

My father, my brother and I said, "All right."

So, my brother and my mother went down together, and my father was still on it.

It really leads to the bridge, so I shouted, "Dad, come down quickly!" " "

5. Humor Master-Teacher Fei Da's Composition Today, I will introduce a teacher to you. His name is Fei Haibing.

He is a composition teacher in Children's Palace. This teacher is really humorous! The students all like him very much. Why, don't you believe him? I'll give you one together.

Teacher Fei gave us the first lesson. He first introduced himself and said, "My name is Fei Da, and I'm 37 years old. My real name is Fei Haibing.

Why is my nickname Fei Da? This is because I am tall and burly, so people will spend a lot of money to give me nicknames. Tell jokes every day, or you will be forced to feel uncomfortable.

Today I will tell a joke about a classmate's composition! "Said cheerfully, Wan Li today, the sky is clear and the clouds are gathering. Xiaoming and I went for a ride by bike. On the way, his bike got stuck in the air. I quickly stuffed my air plug into his socket. Finally, both our cars were flat. Suddenly, an old woman jumped out and was smashed to pieces by us. Then she stood up and said,' Ride slowly later'. This is my day! "Said a lot of serious words, our classmates couldn't help laughing. Some people laughed their heads off, others covered their stomachs, and some people fell off their chairs.

His teaching method is very vivid. Every lecture will use humorous language to stimulate our interest in learning. Under the guidance of your teacher, the students' composition level has improved rapidly. This is our favorite humorist-Mr Fei Da.

6. Write a composition topic. I was bathed in fresh sunshine and rain. Looking at the vigorous growth of life, my poetry has begun to exude the fragrance of spring.

What I can't say is that an angry seed comes out of the ground in spring, and I seem to see the jingle of flowers. The children are flying with the kites they are chasing, but they can't get rid of the strings. On the graceful wicker by the lake, dancing butterflies are parked, which makes the beautiful vision purify the soul. When the tits are drunk, the children's laughter rushes into the backbone of heaven and earth.

This spring is still persistent, and the sinking sunrise continues to rise. Go for an outing, enjoy the fragrance of buds and see the lovely grass or the happy posture of standing or lying down. Let the heart soaked for a long time bloom green breath under the breeze, and let the dream under the fence condense into a wave of reflection. Forget the pain when autumn leaves fall. Ice and blood gradually melted. There is no need to be emotional in life. Let the awakened river touch the wings left by the geese, and let the eyes in the clouds drift across the deep shadows. Go for an outing, sing happily, find the right direction for your ideal, look at the overlapping figure of open morning glory, and imagine the whisper under the fence last spring. Go for an outing and see the solemn oath of mimosa in the season, and the tenderness that will never lose weight after a winter. The golden cauliflower remains unchanged, restoring the interlaced scenery in the farmland. Winter jasmine has been woven into the torrent of flowers and rolled into the epitome of spring.

If you are willing to farm, then plant confusion and confusion. I want to harvest the whole season in the shade. If you are willing to farm, plant indifference and resentment. I want to harvest yearning and nature. If you are willing to plow, plant the words you once wrote to me. I want to harvest our love answers in this life.

On the way back and forth, I seemed to see a forest full of flowers. Are you spying on me?

Looking back several times, dreaming of the world of mortals, always wandering in your world. Spring is full, and there are always pictures of the past in my spiritual words.

There is no turning back at the end of the world, flowers fall in spring and spring is full. Soon, I will eventually become a wicker crying at the window in the autumn wind.

I once thought, before we met, did you realize the prosperity and coldness of this world? Otherwise, how can you vent the power of love and hate crazily?

Leaves are in the roots, whether they sprout or fall, whether they are bitter or happy.

Yan has been here, smiling and smoking. You have been here, but standing at the end of the fog, your back is blurred.

After today, I sent you away from my heart, and the time to miss the moon finally didn't come.

7. Write an 800-word composition with a sharp turn and reply to Xiong Gang of Qinglong Vocational School. "Don't run, don't run ..." He shouted desperately.

I don't care. By the faint moonlight, I ran as hard as I could, just like stepping on the hot wheels. I ran for a kilometer or two in one breath and finally got rid of the people behind me. I'm so happy that I finally got back at him! I get angry when I mention him.

That day, when we were playing in the field, he screamed at one moment, and then he screwed up a good game. Just because we stepped on some wheat, not his.

This is not good. He also told my father about it, saying that I was a "waste of money", which led to my being beaten. I thought at that time, I must get back at him! His land is next to mine, so it's not easy to get back at him? No, tonight, I did it! I feel glad while running, haha, "Fat Head", let you taste the power of "Fat Head"! I've made a mess of your red peony. I'd be surprised if I didn't make you angry! The sweet potato in your field will not die for half a month. Haha, let's see if you dare yell at me ... there is a bamboo forest in front of me. I quickly ran over and hid in the dark, quietly observing what was happening outside.

After a while, he ran, panting with fatigue. Strangely, he didn't fly into a rage. Maybe he was too tired to scold, maybe he didn't want to scold the wilderness ... He stopped here for a while, saw nothing, and turned and walked back.

I suddenly had an idea in my heart: follow him and see where he goes. He turned back to the ground, took advantage of the moonlight, picked up the red sweet potato I had thrown on the ground, and sighed while picking it up: "Alas, alas, what a pity!" " "I almost laughed when I heard his sigh.

He was on his way home, and I followed him at a distance. Gee, strange, why did he come to my house? He found me? No

I must have complained to my father. Go on complaining about your pain. No matter what ... The next morning, as soon as I got up, my mother came back from outside, holding a pile of sweet potato seeds in her hand, and said, "Last night, I don't know which' fat head' shaved all our sweet potato seeds ...".

8.300-word organized composition, hurry up and hand it in tomorrow. "Time is like water, and life is like a song." Holidays always pass quickly. In a blink of an eye, we sent away a winter vacation and ushered in another new semester. The new semester is pregnant with new hopes, so I want to be full of energy, put aside the good or bad grades of last semester and have full confidence in my study in the next semester.

First of all, I think one thing that can't be ignored in learning is to learn to analyze your own learning characteristics. For example, my understanding ability is ok. What the teacher said is not incomprehensible, but I always make mistakes and I am always impatient with what I can learn by rote. So, at this point, I hope I can be more serious and patient about my study in the new semester.

Secondly, I think it is also very important to set learning goals in learning. Correct learning goals can inspire people to forge ahead. On the contrary, learning without goals is a great waste of time. Under the guidance of long and short plans, learning can move from small goals to big goals step by step.

Finally, the most crucial point is to arrange the schedule scientifically and reasonably. Without reasonable arrangements, even the best plan will be wasted. Therefore, in the new semester, what I should learn most is to arrange the time for study, entertainment and rest reasonably and seize every precious time.

The first week of school is fresh in my memory, and my excited heartbeat has not calmed down yet. This week is always beautiful. This means that we have grown up again, and it is time to move towards new goals. Seeing the kind smiling faces of classmates and teachers, I can't help but feel ripples in my heart. Looking at a strange book, a kind of curiosity germinates from the bottom of my heart, and my interest in learning is somehow stronger than black coffee.

I sincerely hope that every day of the new semester will be as beautiful as the first week of school and continue to be wonderful!

9. What does "half-fee litigation" mean? Prosecution refers to the litigation behavior that citizens, legal persons or other organizations bring a lawsuit to the people's court because of the division or dispute of their civil rights and interests, and request the people's court to exercise the national judicial power to protect them.

Generally speaking, prosecution only needs to meet the conditions of prosecution, and IOU is one of the evidences to prove the relationship between creditor's rights and debts. Conditions for prosecution of disputes over creditor's rights and debts: (1) The plaintiff is a citizen, legal person or other organization that has a direct interest in this case. Simply put, it means that the property rights or personal rights or other rights and interests of citizens, legal persons or other organizations are directly infringed by others or there is a dispute over the ownership of rights and obligations with them; (2) Having a clear defendant; (3) Having specific requests, facts and reasons.

The above is my answer to this question. I hope it helps you. Thank you.