Can you provide classic lines from Feng Xiaogang’s movies?

Tenth place: The movie "Big Shot" Character: You You (played by Ge You) "No, he (the emperor) has many beautiful women. If he is determined, he can change one every day without spending any money. The money is all given to him by the court. I only have one woman, and I am divorced. My life is tragic. No money, no women. How to say tragedy? It is not an easy task for Hello's photographer to explain the happy life of ancient Chinese emperors to a big Hollywood director. However, this is still not difficult for Kanye in Beijing. The phrase "no money, no women" perfectly captures the profound connotation of the word tragedy. Such international exchanges may be beyond the reach of even top-notch translation experts. Ninth place: The film "Mobile Phone" Character: Fei Mo (played by Zhang Guoli) "Be kind!" Comments: Refining is the biggest factor in excellent lines. Just five words can capture all the positive and negative meanings. It is worthy of being written by a professor. mouth. The meaning is profound, and perhaps only Fei Mo and Yan Shouyi, a pair of good friends, can understand each other's meaning. Eighth place: The film "See You or Separate" Character: Li Qing (played by Xu Fan) "Li Qing, Li Qing, why don't you have a long memory! You let that bitch fool you again." Comments: Women in Feng's films No matter how beautiful the character is, he can only serve as Ge You's green leaf, and he will never be able to grab more attention from the audience. The reason is that the actresses are not good at talking, and it is difficult for them to beat Ge You with their words. Li Qing's line came from Xu Fan's mouth, and it can be regarded as a heartfelt speech for all female characters, including Xu Fan. Seventh place: The film "See You or Be Parted" Character: Liu Yuan (played by Ge You) "The night gave me black eyes, but I used my nostrils to welcome the light." Comment: A slightly sad poem, twisted by Liu Yuanxin's hand , expressing his depression of "blindness", naturally he can easily deceive Li Qing's sincere sympathy from his heart. It is this sentence that makes the subsequent recovery spurred by the power of love more artistic. Superb deception is not something you can master in a day. How can you reach such a high level without strict practice and solid cultural heritage? Sixth place: The film "A World Without Thieves" Character: Uncle Li (played by Ge You) "I originally illuminated my heart by the moon, but the bright moon illuminated the ditch." Comment: Who said Feng Xiaogang's film has no taste? He used elegant classical poetry to appropriately express his love and cherishment of talents, as well as his regret at not being able to obtain "the most valuable talent of the twentieth century". All listeners were moved and those who heard it felt sad. Fifth place: The film "Endless" Character: Ruan Dawei (played by Fu Biao) "OK, OK, OK!" Comment: Although this line is simple, if you want to hear a certain effect, you must pay attention to the context when it is said. , tone, speed and other elements are all indispensable, as well as the person who reads the lines. Fourth place: The film "See You or Be Parted" Character: Liu Yuan (played by Ge You) "This is the Himalayas, this is Nepal, and this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Due to the influence of the warm and humid air currents in the Indian Ocean, the Kingdom of Nepal is warm and humid, making it feel like spring all year round. However, the northern foothills of the mountains are covered with snow all year round due to the cold. If a passage is opened along the mountainside and the moisture is introduced to this side of the mountains, then China What a land of plenty the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau will become! "Comment: Don't think that New Year's films are all nonsense. Does it contain such profound scientific concepts? Coupled with Ge You's blackboard writing and careful explanation during the lecture, won't you naturally have a scientific passion that hits your chest? Qingzang The plateau has become a land of plenty, and the spark of wisdom that only academicians of the Academy of Sciences have can now shine in New Year films. What else can you say? Third place: the film "Party A and Party B" Role: Cook (played by Li Qi) " Even if you kill me, I won’t tell you. "Comment: The Lunar New Year film for the mainland began with "Party A and Party B". To be precise, it started with this simple and ordinary line. A cowardly cook became indestructible in the eyes of everyone because of this sentence. This It is the height that dreams can reach. Second place: the film "Mobile Phone" Character: Fei Mo (played by Zhang Guoli) "After more than twenty years, I am indeed a little tired of aesthetics! An agricultural society is better! Transportation and communications were not developed at that time. Go to Beijing to take the exam and don't come back for a few years. When you come back, everything you say is true! (Take out his mobile phone) Now...close, too close, so close that people can’t breathe! "Comment: A professor who can clearly see the difference between agricultural society and modern society through a small matter, not to mention his fatigue theory. Therefore, the "aesthetic fatigue" theory can be widely accepted by the public, and in 2004 It will be a blessing or a curse until it is widely promoted. “We must choose the best prime location, hire French designers, and build the highest-grade apartments with direct access to the home. If not, it must be at least 4,000 square meters. Broadband, optical cable, satellite, everything that can be connected to him will be connected to him. There is a garden upstairs and a swimming pool downstairs. There is a British butler standing in the building, wearing a wig and looking very gentlemanly. As soon as the owner comes in, no matter what happens, he has to say: May I help you sir? "You have an authentic British London accent, which is a lot of face! Build an aristocratic school in the community, use Harvard's textbooks, and the tuition alone will cost tens of thousands of dollars a year. Build an American clinic, and provide diagnosis around the clock. That's just one word : Expensive! It costs 18,000 yuan to treat a cold. The neighbors around me either drive a BMW or a Mercedes-Benz. If you drive a Japanese car, you will be embarrassed to say hello to them... How much does an apartment like this cost per square meter? ? (I think it’s two thousand dollars anyway?) Two thousand dollars? That’s the cost! Don’t think it’s too expensive. You have to study the owner’s shopping psychology and be willing to pay two thousand dollars for the house. The owners don’t care about spending another two thousand dollars. Do you know what it means to be a successful person? They buy the most expensive things, not the best ones. Therefore, our slogan in real estate is: don’t seek the best! OK, but I want the most expensive one!” Comment: Although it is a wild statement from a psychopath, it is also conclusive and a chapter of its own. No wonder, on this basis, many good people have launched many versions such as wife version, CS version, postgraduate entrance exam version, etc., which has made the whole people crazy and all of them are big names. Feng Xiaogang, Feng Xiaogang, this is how we keep tossing...