50 to 100 words of elementary school jokes.

1. In the arithmetic class, the teacher asked A Dai, who is retarded, "What is 1+ 1?"

A Dai thought for a moment and answered, "Teacher! I have no idea. "

The teacher was angry and said, "You are such a fool! I can't even solve this problem. Let me ask you again: for example, how much do I add to you? "

A Dai said, "I know this, two fools."

2. The headmaster is very worried about the school's performance because he has a political lesson. Call the dean and say, "How did we do in the exam?" The dean said falteringly, "Only one subject is not ideal." The headmaster was nervous and asked, "liberal arts or science?" The dean was even more embarrassed and said, "You know, Principal, liberal arts are much more subjective than science. As the saying goes, man proposes, and god disposes. " The headmaster blushed, thought for a moment and said, "What can an exam show? Originally, I opposed the unified examination and increased the burden on students. I don't think the results of this exam will be announced. " The dean looked at the headmaster doubtfully and said, "You said the exam results will not be announced? Thank you for your concern. I will definitely teach Chinese next semester. " The headmaster remembers that the director taught Chinese in Class 3, Grade 2.

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3. One day, the teacher was reviewing and mobilizing before the exam. Speaking of anger, he asked loudly, "What is our goal? ……"

A student replied, "No cavities!"

My goddess sits in front of me. The goddess was late this afternoon, and the teacher told her to stand in class. Suddenly I gave a cry and she blocked the blackboard. I thought the teacher would tell her to sit down and that I would help here! The teacher said leisurely, take a book and stand at the door! I will never forget the resentful eyes of the goddess. Do I have no chance?