Three-person English funny drama script

Three-person English funny drama script

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Three-person English farce script 1 3-person short play, simple and interesting, each person does not exceed 10 sentences, and they are all very simple words, the manager only has one sentence, but it is still relatively level. Adapted from a joke.

The final result was unexpected. Actually, the waiter misunderstood the customer.

C. customers.

W, waiter.

Manager m.

In the restaurant.

W: What can I do for you, sir?

C: Beijing roast duck, tomato and egg soup. That's all.

W: Just a moment, please.

W: Here you are, sir.

C: Thank you.

Waiter.

Woman: What is it? Silas

C: How can I have soup?

W: excuse me. sir I'll change it for you.

W: Here is your soup, sir.

C: Thank you.

C: waiter!

W: sir.

C: How can I have soup?

Woman: Uh-huh. I'm terribly sorry. I can change it right away.

C: Sir. I'm sorry about the soup. Now it's soup

W: ok.

C: waiter! !

W: sir?

Please call your manager.

M:I: Excuse me, sir, what's wrong with this soup?

C: How can I drink soup without a spoon?

Three-person English funny script 2 characters: T Tang Priest S: the Monkey King E: Pig Bajie

J: Friar Sand

B: Bai (He Ping) B 1: B became a village girl; b became a great-grandmother; b became an old man.

T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie, the map!

E: (hands out his hand to S)

Look, boss (near t)............(t and S become E together).

T: Bajie! How many times have I told you not to bring pictures of these beautiful girls!

Oh, boss! Forgive me (reach for it)

T: (hands down) I'll keep it for you until we get to the west.

Einstein: But ...

T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?

E: (hands it over) Here you are. Well ... we have arrived at White Tiger Mountain! Ah, I can't walk any further! (Sitting) My stomach doesn't allow this.

S: Fat pig!

Monkey, if you dare to say these two words again, I will, I will ...

What will you do (lose face)?

E: (house arrest) I'll help you catch fleas.

S: Hmm!

T: (gently coughing) Wukong, actually, I'm a little hungry. Can you get me something to eat?

Look, the boss is hungry too!

T: Bai Jie! Don't forget who ate my last meal!

But boss, if a monster comes while Brother Monkey is away … ..

T: Well ... that's a problem. Wukong, do you have any ideas?

No problem! (installation) (b has been hiding and peeking)

J: Is this ...?

S: Power grid! I learned the energy of electricity from my boss's book. So I made this. If you stay inside, no monster can come near you!

T: EM ... Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

Goodbye! (Go)

Let's play cards! (Three people start playing cards) Music "Fight the Landlord"

B: Hmm! Hmm! Power grid? You are so naive. (changed to B 1)

B 1: (approaches three people and looks) May I join you?

J: Excuse me, madam. We are playing a game against the landlord, and three people are enough.

B 1: (on the sidelines) Oh, opportunity! Bomb!

T: bombs? (typing)

B 1: double king!

T: Oh ... I won! Um ... Ma 'am, you are a boss. Come in and teach me! (ready to open the gate)

S: (Come back and see B 1) Oh, monster! (Fight bravely)

B 1: (anti) ah ... ...

T: (angry) Wukong! Look what you've done! She is my teacher!

She is a monster!

T: nonsense! (take a deep breath)

Oh, please don't ...

T: it's too late! (Singing) One more time ... You open the door ... (Titanic theme song, out of tune)

Please, please, oh, no ... Oh, no ... (holding his head painfully)

T: (choking and coughing) Wukong, I'm dismissed from you!

B: (Appears in person) Hmm! The Monkey King, I will give you some color to see see! (Become a great-grandmother)

B2: Hello, have you seen my daughter?

T: daughter? ... (quickly blocking the body) No, I'm sorry! (smile apologetically, B2 wants to see what's behind, T block)

S: (gnashing her teeth) You monster, I will beat you to hell! (S chases B2, B2 hides behind T, S fights, doesn't want to hit T on the head, T faints, S kills B2)

Boss E&, are you all right? (help t)

Look, how many?

T: Two tickets ... (blankly) the Monkey King, the game is over! (Became B3)

B3: (seeing the body of B 1, B2) Oh ... my daughter, my wife! Who did this? ! ! (crying)

I'll kill you, monster! (Click)

T: (I tried to stop it, but I couldn't) You, you ... (I almost fainted, E, J held it) You killed three people!

No, they're not human! They were created by monsters!

T: monsters? You are such a monster! Never let me see you, go! !

S: (sadness, leaving) (music, creating a "fake" sad atmosphere) "Ghost"

Boss, Brother Monkey is .......

Stop talking about that guy!

B: (Appears) Ha ha ha! (Three-body B 1, B2 and B3 "float" after B beckons)

T: (surprised) And you are? ......

Mr. Tang, you are so stupid! (e, j went to the bucket and was repelled)

B: (T) I'll enjoy your flesh and blood, haha. ......

S: (sneak up to B and stun B, B) After 1000 years.

T: Wukong?

Oh, brother monkey!

Our hero is back!

T: I, I don't understand ... What happened?

Boss, your IQ needs to be improved! This monster changed his appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: Why, how did you find out?

S: (Silence) ... Monkey's intuition (intuition)

Wukong (ignore it) I admit my mistake this time (ignore it) I'm sorry (in a low voice)

S: What?

T: sorry.

Student: Huh? Please speak louder.

T: I ... am ... sorry ... (s covers my ears) (music starts) "Dare to ask where the road is" (this is for accompanying reading)

(curtain call)

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