What are the sentences about jokes and losses caused by typos?

1, the leader of a company spoke and probably didn't sleep. The first sentence of the leader was: "First of all, I wish you good health."

2. A buddy gets married and gives a red envelope. Dude, say no politely. I said, well, once a year, you have to accept it. ...

3. Drink with leaders and others, raise your glass and say loudly, "Let's die together!" My brain is too hot. ...

No sooner had my colleague started to eat than the phone rang. She said, I'm Kao Hua, and I'll come to dinner as soon as I finish the phone call.

Having dinner with a group of friends, one of them is likely to be betrayed by his brother. He was very depressed, drank a lot of beer, then blushed and stood up and shouted, "Brother! Not for sale! ! "I think I'm trying to say," Brothers are not for sale. " ...

6. I went to the cinema to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Before the movie started, there was a trailer for Transformers. When I saw the leader of the fanatics, I couldn't remember Megatron or his team called Decepticons. Because I was so excited, I was a little exclaimed, "How handsome! It's eight days in the south! " The terrible thing is that it was suddenly quiet at that time without any movie sound effects, and more than n people stared at me and laughed ... it was so embarrassing.

7. My colleague asked about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, and he said, how can apes exchange with Japanese yen?

8. I met my colleague in the bathroom at noon and suddenly didn't know what word to say hello to. The devil asked me, "Have you eaten?" After asking, I was annoyed and embarrassed. The colleague replied, "Yes, and you?" …… ?

9. When I was in high school, I went out to work during the holidays and wanted to find a job as a restaurant waiter. I am very nervous, because I am still a child, and this is my first job. I want to ask the manager if he needs a job, but I want to say that it will be more subtle to ask him if he needs manpower. The result said, "Manager, do you need a beater here?" ……