Joke: Why do men drink _ laugh till their stomachaches _ laugh to amuse their girlfriends?

Economist: Men are the pillars of society, so they shoulder the important responsibility of promoting normal development. Botanist: The output of barley increases greatly every year.

Zoologist: Men like to imitate gorillas best.

Physicist: Men want to prove that the earth really has no gravity.

Physiologist: The reaction speed of the body decreases, while the reaction intensity increases.

Historian: Wine is as old as people.

Chemist: Men always want to find out whether alcohol really contains alcohol germs.

Mathematician: Because sometimes a bottle of wine is not necessarily equal to a catty of wine.

Literati: the inspiration of men's creation, and it can make the work more hazy.

Linguist: Men who have drunk alcohol speak foreign languages with the most standard pronunciation. According to incomplete statistics, people in every country will think that they speak a standard foreign language.

Diplomat: The need for men to communicate.

Athletes: Men with beer bellies are the sexiest.

Reporter: Most of the news is created by them.

Police: They want to set a Guinness record for traffic accidents.

Actor: Men only play the truest role after drinking.

Doctor: It can promote blood circulation, keep healthy and increase violent incidents. Lawyer: They think they can murder a pug raised by the old lady next door without any excuse. W: Their purpose is obvious. They want to escape from housework. Man: We dare to kneel and yell at you women: "I won't get up!" " "The catalyst of courage.