The solstice in winter is very interesting.

1 On the solstice of winter, my wife asked her mother-in-law to eat jiaozi, so she called her mother-in-law: Mom, I invited you to eat jiaozi tonight, and I bought all the dumplings. Come early and bring some dumplings, pork and leeks. Me: ...

2. On the solstice of winter, we had dinner together and asked our colleagues to find an African girlfriend. The brothers drank and tortured him. "What's the smell? Is it very capable? " "I can't do anything, and I have to tell her jokes every day." "How romantic!" "Romantic fart ah, don't tell jokes even people can't see!"

On the morning of winter solstice, before I woke up, I was awakened by my wife's slap. I was about to get angry, wife: getting angry is a sign of your incompetence! Me: I'm not angry! My wife slapped me again: I dare not live if I want to, and I am incompetent! I ...

On the solstice of winter, please don't tell me to remember to eat jiaozi or glutinous rice balls. The custom in our hometown is to give money or red envelopes directly!

On the winter solstice, two jiaozi got married and woke up the next day. Jiaozi found a meatball lying next to her and asked the meatball: Where is my daughter-in-law? Meatball said: Bah, you can't recognize people naked!