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Requesting lyrics for the drama "Flowers as Matchmakers"~~~

[Jia Qiaoling is wearing a red gauze scarf, carrying a bag, and holding a candied haws on a candied haws. Jia Qiaoling (singing) Qiaoling, I was raised by my cousins ??and aunts. I took a break today to visit their elderly people. (White) My cousin’s house is here! (Rings the doorbell) Ruan Ma Dabao quickly goes to open the door Wang Dabao (runs to open the door) Sister Qiaoling is here! (Shouting happily) Grandma Ruan, sister Qiaoling is here and bought me delicious food! Jia Qiaoling, Grandma Ruan, you are here too! Ruan Ma Qiaoling, you are here, I will call your cousin (Part 2) Jia Qiaoling! Brother Dabao, give me the candied haws! (Put the bag and red gauze scarf on the table) (Dabao took one, bit it down, swallowed it, choked, and rolled his eyes) Jia Qiaoling, oh Dabao! (patting Dabao on the back) Wang Dabao (taking a breath) The candied haws are so delicious. Jia Qiaoling, brother Dabao, I also bought you a new clothes (taken out a new suit from the bag), here, I will put it on for you ( Dabao took the candied haws in his mouth and stretched his arms in from the front) Wrong! Turn around (dress Dabao again and look up and down) Brother Dabao looks pretty good in this outfit! Sister Wang Dabao Qiaoling, you said I’m good-looking, you’re talking nonsense, you’re the only one who’s good-looking, you, you’re like the new daughter-in-law on TV! Jia Qiaoling, Dabao, what are you talking about? Wang Dabao, I’m not talking nonsense. Sister Qiaoling, you will be my wife! Jia Qiaoling is talking nonsense! Wang Dabao, I'm not talking nonsense. My mother told Grandma Ruan to find a partner for me, that is, to marry me a wife. When marrying a wife, you have to go to the church (picked up Qiaoling's red gauze scarf from the table and covered her head). Go to the church, worship the church. Got it! Sister Qiaoling, come to worship... Jia Qiaoling, the more you talk, the more outrageous you become (get rid of Dabao and run in front, Dabao chases after you) Wang Dabao, sister Qiaoling, don't run, let's worship together! (Dabao pounces on Qiaoling, Qiaoling gets out of the way, and Dabao falls) Jia Qiaoling, Dabao, get up! (Goes to pull Dabao, but Dabao holds on) Jia Qiaoling (shouting) Cousin! Cousin! (Wang Junqing and Li Yue'e come from both sides) Wang Junqing What's going on? Li Yue'e Wang Dabao Qiaoling's sister worships me! Li Yue'e (pulls Dabao) Don't mess around! (Qiaoling breaks away from Dabao and runs down) Li Yue'e (calls) Qiaoling... …Wang Dabao (crying) I want to worship sister Qiaoling! Wang Junqing Bah! What a shameless thing (he slapped Dabao hard in the face, Dabao sat on the ground crying) Li Yue'e (ran over to pull Dabao) Wang Junqing, I, Wang Junqing, am well-educated and polite, full of literary talents, but I gave birth to such a stupid son, you , you have brought great embarrassment to our old Wang family! (Take off your shoes and hit Dabao) I must beat you to death today! (Dabao was so frightened that he hid behind Li Yue'e) Li Yue'e, you old man! No matter how stupid your son is, he is still the flesh that fell from my body. If you beat him to death, I won't live anymore. I will risk my life with you today! (Take the shoe and beat it to Wang Junqing. (Wang Junqing touches his glasses on the ground) (Dabao picks up the candied haws and eats them again) [Ruan Ma and Jia Qiaoling come to Wang Junqing (touches his glasses and puts them on, pointing at Li Yuee with the hat in his hand) You, how do you behave! ( Put on the hat) Jia Qiaoling, cousins ??and aunts, what are you doing? Li Yue'e (throws the shoes to Wang Junqing and throws herself on the sofa to cry) Oh my god? 2?0... (Qiaoling comes to persuade her) Ruan Ma, I said you What's going on with the couple? You two started fighting just after I went to the bathroom. You're so old and you're not afraid of people's jokes! Wang Junqing Ruan's mother, her precious son is getting more and more outrageous. Just now she asked Jia Qiaoling's cousin Stop talking! Wang Junqing (referring to Li Yue'e) It's all her fault! Why does Li Yue'e blame me again? Wang Junqing (singing) It's all your fault for giving birth to a silly boy! Li Yue'e (singing) As the saying goes Like father, like son, if you want to blame, blame your lack of success? 0?5! Wang Junqing, I am neither stupid nor stupid, why do you blame me? It is really unreasonable. Li Yuee, it is unreasonable for you to blame me! (The two quarreled) Wang Junqing just blames you! Li Yue'e blames you, it's all your fault! Ruan Ma, I said you two should have a separate quarrel. This matter of having children is arranged by God. You guys, it doesn't matter what you catch up with! Qiao Ling, Grandma Ruan, you That's not right, cousins ??and aunts, (singing) I think back then, my cousins ??and aunts were cousins. You got married and got married. When you gave birth to Brother Dabao, he was dumb and stupid. Listen to me tell you the reason. carry! I don’t blame heaven, I don’t blame earth. I just blame you for the bitter consequences of not understanding scientific principles. This is all caused by incest marriage! Wang Junqing: Ah, it turned out to be caused by incest marriage? Li Yue'e Jia Qiaoling Yes, close relative

Marriage is extremely harmful to future generations. Like Brother Dabao, if you get married and have children, you will also pass it on to future generations! Li Yue'e said that Dabao can't even marry a wife? (Jia Qiaoling nodded) Ruan Ma, I don’t need to find Dabao’s partner for him anymore. What should Li Yue’e do? Junqing, we have such a stupid son, who can we rely on in the future? Wang Junqing Alas! Jia Qiaoling’s cousin and aunt are with me! (Singing) Cousins ??and aunts, don’t worry, Qiaoling, I am your biological daughter! I will take care of your elder brother and Dabao brother. From now on, I will be filial to you all my life! Ruan Ma is so affectionate. Wang Junqing (excited) Qiao Ling! Li Yue'e Jia Qiaoling's dad! mom! Wang Junqing Hey! Li Yuee Mom Ruan is fine, fine, you have such a good daughter, what do you have to worry about! Li Yue'e: But Dabao... Jia Qiaoling, parents, I'm here to tell you some good news today. Wang Junqing: What good news? Li Yue'e Jia Qiaoling Recently, a Peizhi school was established in the city. Ruan Ma: What is a configuration school? Jia Qiaoling It’s Peizhi School! It is a school that specializes in cultivating mentally retarded teenagers! Wang Junqing: This school is good! Li Yue'e: Then our Dabao... Jia Qiaoling: I have signed up for Brother Dabao and will send him to school tomorrow! Wang Junqing: Great! Li Yue'e: Ruan Ma's silly boy can also go to school! Wang Dabao asked me to go to school,