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Fisherman: Why do you say that "Taiwan fishing ruined a lifetime, and Lu Ya was poor for three generations"

First, fishing in Taiwan Province is actually ordinary fishing. Fishing takes time, so does playing.

Second, fishing lines, baits, hooks and floats are consumables. A float is tens to hundreds, and the floats used by different fish in different environments are different. Each set is more than a dozen in length. Small fishing is fun, but big fishing hurts money. There are few baits to catch small fish, so you don't need to make a nest. A pack of more than a dozen baits can be fished for a week. But if you can catch a small fish, you will start to catch a big fish. If you catch a big fish in the wild, the bait is calculated by the catty. If you catch a light bait, you will get one hundred dollars. If you have bad skills and bad luck, you may not catch it. If there is a black hole, the cheap fishing fee is about one day in 50 yuan, and the expensive one is 600 to 700 yuan. Coupled with equipment and travel expenses, it is fascinating.

Third, Luya is even worse. First of all, there are few resources to play Luya in China, and those who can really play Luya are rich people. There are roughly two ways to play Luya. One way is to use fake bait beside the reservoir all the year round, break the black hook and anchor the big fish, also called reed bud fish. The second is the feeling that the rich people pursue to catch fish, and all parts of the country are looking for good places to catch fish in the reed bud land. Some are little-known places with beautiful scenery and fishing. Travel expenses, room and board expenses are very high, not to mention fake bait and equipment. Good fishing rods can reach tens of thousands, fake bait is more than ten yuan to one or two hundred yuan, plus clothes. These are small money compared with travel expenses, food and accommodation.

Fourth, Luya should be a general term here, including sea poles. There is a bait fishing method for big fish, that is, fishing lakes and reservoirs with sea poles. I have seen 75 sea poles around the reservoir, of which 30 are sea poles and one bait is half a catty. how much is it? You can't catch a few big ones in one day.

5. After playing Luya, play sea fishing, which is divided into offshore and offshore. Fishing on the shore once 100 yuan to lure rice shrimp and nereis. When you go out to sea, you need to rent a boat. According to the size of the ship, the cost of a ship offshore is generally 1000 to 2000 yuan, which can be shared equally by many people, ranging from 1 to 500 yuan. Fishing in the open sea usually costs about 15 thousand yuan for five days, and the bait is usually prawns, small squid and so on When I bought it, it was only a few kilograms, and the bait was less than 1000. Fishing in the open sea uses electric fishing boats, with a round of about 10 thousand and a pole of 10 thousand. I haven't mentioned the thread and hook yet. Why is it so expensive? The hand wheel can only be used at the seaside, not even in the open sea. A meter-class marine fish and a few hundred meters of water depth can make you tired to death just by tug of war. How strong are deep-sea fish? A thin man can be dragged into the sea at once, and poles, lines and hooks have to bear this force.

Of course, your question is actually more interesting. Generally, fishing is a hobby, and you will choose according to your ability. There will be no such thing as ruining your life and being poor for three generations.