Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I was born in February 1955. In February 2013, how old will I be on February 20 this year?
I was born in February 1955. In February 2013, how old will I be on February 20 this year?
If you celebrate your birthday, you will be 58 years old, and 59 is your virtual age.
How many years have you lived when you are one year old? Your virtual age is the number of years you are living.
In February 2013, I have lived for 58 complete years, that is, I am 58 years old.
The year I am currently living is my 59th year, so I am now 59 years old.
There is another saying that seems to be a joke, but it is actually quite reliable. The time of leaving the mother's body is the time of leaving the father's body, because this life is considered to have already existed after the sperm and egg combine after leaving the father's body. It just hasn't taken shape yet.
You did not specify your birthday. The above answers are based on the fact that the birthday has already passed.
Also, old people, don’t argue with them, just follow them, just like they followed us when we were young.
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