Boring joke

Confucius was moved-lost everything (book)

Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first.

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (see)

Holding a child-Shu (combing) his heart, his father-Lao Su (Su)

Four-beam cotton-talk about (play) not being on the water margin strategist-no use (martial arts)

The 12356-nothing (4)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )

One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)

Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.

Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)

Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top

Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.

A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )

One-legged pants-one set (skirt)

A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)

Be a widow for life-an old hand (guard).

Who is it? )

Twenty-five Liang-half crazy (sealed)

2345- lack of clothes (1)

23456789- Lack of clothes and food (1).

Twenty-two cotton and four bows-a detailed talk (drama)

The second girl combs her hair-no need.

Erhu Qin-talk about (playing), (just like "Kuomintang" and "communist party" on the Internet, "

War of reunification and independence)

Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (Shen) and child deficiency (Xu)

Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys happiness (thinking of her husband)

Ten pence lost a penny-Long heard (nine pence)

Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (bright)

Mulberry leaves in October-who will pay attention to you, (the best way to deal with smoke bombs)

An 80-year-old woman yawned-the horizon is endless (teeth)

Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)

A string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging)

On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)

Knife cutting Yuanxiao-unwilling (round)

Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in a row-there is a terrible wind.

How about Laoyou (Polygonum viviparum), a spinning girl for 30 years, sticking to the net? )

Three dollars for a tripe-make trouble everywhere (grass), (This shit shop has a bad tripe.

Many people)

Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao (Temple Temple)

Three-foot ladder-it's hard to say (eaves), (I feel this way about many topics)

Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)

Willow in March-exceptionally green (professional)

Born in the middle of the night-killing (Shihai)

Pulling pancakes by cart-more greedy (stall)

Barley fell into chaos without a clue.

Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)

The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)

The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)

Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.

The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.

The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine

The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)

Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)

Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)

No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)

Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)

Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.

A jacket two feet wide.

Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg

Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)

Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.

Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)

Valley Drumming-Memories (Rings)

Thousand-year-old temple-Wuyin (monk), (It is said that there are many temples here, but few Buddhists? )

Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)

The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)

Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)

Bend over and get wet by the heavy rain

Adzuki bean does nothing-it's always stuffy (stewed)

The young monk patted the fly on his head-aboveboard (beating) bright, (this online should be promoted.

This style of play)

The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)

Tinkers wear glasses-find us (fault), (there are many professional shortsighted tinkers on this website)

The little girl combs her hair-help herself (braid her hair), (this seems to be the best comment on the net rules! )

Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.

Eating in a Small Bowl-Eating by the Sky (Supplement)

Hot water bottles are hung on the plane-high level (bottles), (especially some poems)

Blow the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ringing)

Set off firecrackers on the plane-think high (loudly)