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Why don't you share some sweet nothings? If you can get a girl.

The skills of chasing girls really have their own tricks. Today, let's talk about the most important point of chasing girls, that is, learning these classic pick-up routines.

Pick up hot chicks's golden sentence dialogue

1, I think you should be very busy, so look at the first three words!

Let's play wood games. Don't move, okay! I lost and my heart moved.

Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

4. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

7. Do you know who I like? If not, look at the first word.

8. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

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Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? ""there is no place for you here. "

10, when you are thin, you are stuck in my heart when you are fat.

1 1, "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

12, I have gone a little further, but I want to pick more roses and more kisses for you.

13. I wanted to know you the first time I saw you. They call it love at first sight.

14, you have a boyfriend and I only have one rival in love. You don't have a boyfriend. The whole world is my rival in love.

15, if I had a child with you, what do you think it would be? ""What seats? Gemini? " "No, our masterpiece. "

Short and humorous golden sentences of picking up girls

16, can you laugh? ""why? " "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee. "

17, I think you look like one of my relatives. ""? ""my mother's daughter-in-law. "

18. What clothes do you think suit you? ""Is the dress nice? " "No, it was conquered by me. "

19, "Do you know how to eat this beef? I'll feed you. "

Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

2 1, I can't say you but I like you.

22. I'm looking for a way and Chunxi Road? "No, Auntie washed the railway."

23. I can tell you the love story of my last life without repeating it.

24. Do you want a dog? ""what dog? " "the single kind"

25. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

26. Have you ever seen a heartbeat? So do you understand how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

27, you don't love me, it doesn't matter, let me love you.

28. I just love you, not that we have to be together.

29. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."