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Friendship cannot stand the test.

Are all feelings unable to stand the test of time? Whether it's love, affection or friendship, I don't want this. I didn't expect this day, but I came anyway. I have reflected on it, but I really don't know where I went wrong. I think everything can be like a math problem. If it's wrong, I can go back and find it. If I am wrong, I can recalculate and start again. But I was wrong. Not everything is so simple. I thought I could handle our relationship. I naively thought I could hug you, but you still left, taking away all my good memories. I naively thought that I once said that we would never part until we let go, but you left. What else do you want me to do? Tell me, tell me if I can. I really don't want you to go, but what can I do! Anything, as long as you are happy.

Friendship cannot stand the test.

one

The feelings between people are too fragile. Whether it's family. Love is also friendship. Basically can't stand time. Things. The test of desire. It's fucking annoying. Of course. There are still some friends around me who have been with me. I just think most people do. I may have felt a little sorry at that time. Finally, I feel that I can live well without them, and so on. Sometimes. I don't want to feel anything. I don't want anything. (very sad).

two

I still thought it was too simple at first, and I always felt that I had no money to earn. Now I know who will give you time to make money. Affection and friendship must be maintained by money, and often love cannot stand the test of gossip. I can only say that I tried my best.

three

Really tired. There are only a handful of friends around. Wechat has. But after meeting, I feel alienated. It's not that a woman's friendship can't stand the test of time, it's that time is too long and there are new friends around. I hope you are all happier than me. I miss you guys. I think it's just me. Friends?

four

I asked Mars, can friendship really stand the test of time? Mars said that from giving up the main attack on Xiamen University to giving up Kaobo, he finally had a flash marriage with Brother Niu. Although he didn't contact often, he always gave her the most powerful support at the most critical time!

five

I am very sad today.

I've been in a bad mood all day

I don't know why I am so competitive.

I can't hide that others are better than myself.

I don't know why my mood fluctuates because of someone else's eyes, words and actions.

Why is the pure friendship between men and women so unbearable?

I feel that I have given too much.

But I can only stand in the corner.

Nobody cares, and nobody watches.

six

In the world, there will be a day when the quarrel will end only if you pay without paying back. Any love and friendship can't stand the test, and they will separate when they encounter a little twists and turns. Don't expect anything, otherwise the result will be helplessness and disappointment. The higher the expectation, the greater the disappointment. When you are at odds with the person you love, try to understand!

seven

Love is really the most unbearable feeling in the world, because without love, friendship is gone! The only things that stay around for a long time are family and friendship.

eight

We always think that the best will never change, whether it is love or friendship.

But in fact, on the contrary, these can't stand the test of time.

Sometimes, all you need is a turn and leave!

Time will tell you that this time is different. Time can dilute everything and change everything.

Because you know, so cherish, know how to cherish is worth having!

nine

Don't be discouraged when you give the wrong feelings, you will get the experience of growing up and let you know that life is not satisfactory. When you stop our friendship, I will never give up. Love and friendship cannot stand the test. Life is so long, smiles should be left to those who have a heart.

ten

Such a beautiful and moving flower is pleasing to the eye, but I know the truth and tears fall down, because it is a typical plastic flower. Now not only flowers can be made of plastic, but friendship can also be made of plastic, just like plastic sister flowers. Plastic sister flowers mean that the friendship between the two people can't stand the test, and of course they can also express the sisterhood of mutual use. Punctuation, old iron!

eleven

Brother Ying called me as soon as his ass went to the toilet.

Hey, what's up?

It's nothing. Your voice sounds like shit.

I'm sorry. I was just taking a shit.

Oh, 88.

886。

I wish you constipation.

Go away!

Fragile friendship can't stand the test of smelly shit across the screen.

twelve

I lived in the attic with you for five years, and I got pregnant for you in October, but I still can't compete with a so-called beauty.

If I know this, why should I know it?

Just because she said that if you were with me, you wouldn't be friends anymore! You slapped me.

Why didn't you see it clearly? You are such a scum!

At that time, in order to be together so hard, I thought you cherished it, but it could not stand the test of time. Not only are they still in contact, but they are also arguing about friendship! Funny, how can there be pure friendship between men and women? !

So hard on me, so hard on yourself, but so warm and generous to her, I wonder if you only care about the children or this family?

Who's worried about you, lying drunk under someone else's car,

Who went to the traffic police brigade to pick you up and was taken away by the traffic police because he was drunk and threw away the fishing rod?

Who's scared? Because I got drunk and dumped my phone to scare me and the baby in my belly.

Does that mean you're drunk and it's over when the pieces break?

thirteen

Suddenly I feel that human nature has never been normal. This is the reaction in the market, and so is the reaction in daily life. People will suffer, in essence, this person has some shortcomings, but in the eyes of outsiders, it will add insult to injury, magnify his shortcomings, think that he is not good anywhere, and what is right is wrong. Any family, friendship and love can not stand the test in front of him, showing the trend of profit. The market price is sometimes the same, always rising and falling.

fourteen

Wow, plastic friendship is terrible. If you can't stand the test, forget it. Ben Tao still regards you as his best friend. I think different bedrooms and different floors are the root cause of the estrangement. Now it seems that your so-called true friendship can span different majors.

fifteen

Some relationships can't stand the test, whether it is love or friendship. People should learn to give up while growing up. What you think is good, maybe you just touched yourself. If you always give yourself more in some relationships, try to give up. I don't owe anyone, and I will never be a kind and generous person again. Selfishness may make you happier.

sixteen

I had a dream yesterday (probably watching him brush his circle of friends too much before going to bed)

About a friend who is drifting away.

Later, she made many new friends.

I liked her so much. Friendship really cannot stand the test, or it may be our false sisterhood.

I still think she used to be very nice, but what she did at that time meant giving up my meaning, and things got stuck in the middle, so I couldn't get through.

Later, I sometimes say how bad she is, maybe because I care too much and rise to an aggressive character?

I wonder if it's my problem.

I feel that friendship is still very fragile, and it is easy for girls to think a lot, even if they are sure for 10 thousand times.

The feeling of liking friends and being sure to be friends needs to be recognized.

I'll call you first if I have something to do, I'll call you first if I'm bored, I'll call you first if I borrow money, and I think about you all the time. It feels very good.

The person who always makes me wonder if I am a friend should be the person who really doesn't regard himself as a friend.

I'm not that good myself, and I'm not good enough for my friends. I hope my friends will never leave me again!

seventeen

I can always see through some things, some people and some human nature.

The so-called love and friendship cannot stand the test of reality.

Fortunately, I can bear the betrayal of love and the stabbing of friendship now.

Except for life and death, it is a small matter.

Everything is like that. It's nice to be alone.

If you don't want to work hard, you must work hard by yourself.

No one can rely on anyone but his family.

eighteen

After so many years, I find that I am still a sincere person. It's easy to give things too much, love, friendship, family, work. The relationship between people is actually very fragile, and the test is still far away. Values and trust really can't stand running-in. The boss is not young, but he is still like this. It's not good to live too naively, and you can't eat with hope.

nineteen

Why did the love between jacket and shredded pork last so long? The reason is that it is short, gorgeous and beautiful. In such an environment, I am out of the bondage of reality. If two people return to the ground smoothly, it can only be a short friendship between poor boys and rich girls. Love can't stand the test of rice, oil and salt, and love that is strong enough to come to an abrupt end can be remembered for a lifetime.

twenty

Only people who are kind, simple and noble-minded will have lasting and sacred love and friendship. Friendship also needs to be managed and cared for by each other with sincerity, frankness, tolerance and kindness, so that the flower of friendship can bloom brilliantly and for a long time. Many feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Can stand gathering and scattering, but can't stand the test of time. Time will dilute passion, and love will change from romantic to ordinary. Love is not only the present of love at first sight, but also the future of never giving up; This is not only an oath that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, but also the future of two of a kind. Only by changing your heart can you make your feelings warm, and only by caring for each other can you be honest with each other. No matter what you like, it doesn't belong to you. Some things are doomed to give up if you miss them. Friendship cannot be overdrawn. Once overdrawn, it is not far from the day of withering. You don't have to love someone, but you must love him well. It's easier said than done.

twenty-one

If you know the reason, don't be unwilling. I have no friends to find again, and my heart will never return after I die. When a person decides to put a cold stone in his arms, he will either cover it up or cool it down, whether it is friendship or love. If others just pity you, pity you and sympathize with you, the relationship established in this way will often not stand the test of time. He is not a heart-to-heart person, how can he care?

Twenty Two

If friendship can't stand such a test, maybe I met a fake friend. It's not terrible that we have misunderstood. The terrible thing is that we can't stop being angry. After sitting in the right position, we left our own angry shadow on various social networking sites. We vent our anger, but forget to hurt each other's hearts. It turns out that our existence is so small and insignificant. After so many years, I understand a lot of truth. Many things encountered now are trivial. Only when I stepped into the society did I understand the sinister nature of people's hearts, so these things are not worth mentioning. I apologize if the misunderstanding caused by that circle of friends made you angry, my friend. Sorry, I'm not talking about you.

twenty-three

Things that we once thought were obsessed with were forgotten in the process of our obsession. In fact, what we never forget will not be forgotten, but will change.

There are always many unexpected things happening in our life, and we can't change the result when many things happen.

In this process, fragile friendship and love will deteriorate if they can't stand the test, which is irreparable.

Perhaps the best way is to let nature take its course.

This world is not a place where no one can live without him.

Friendship is gone, and love is gone.

But life goes on.

It is true to live for yourself.

twenty-four

I'm not black. Everyone's living environment is different. In my opinion, nothing is great, such as affection, love and friendship. Everyone is selfish. I can't agree with the goodness of human nature, and the evil of human nature can't stand the test.

twenty-five

I don't know why my old classmates couldn't contact me some time ago, but I always feel very sad. I feel that our relationship has faded. Originally, our friendship could not stand the test of time, and I occasionally complained to my colleagues who were several years older than me. Later, my colleagues told me that campus life is colorful and the friendship between classmates is pure and beautiful, but after we leave, we will always meet new friends, have new jobs, new circle of friends and a new life. Maybe your pure friendship is still there. I just think there is nothing between you but nostalgia. I also began to understand that time is a test for us. Don't complain We are all on the road, seeing different scenery and meeting different people. We often get together. I don't care if we missed it. Pack your things and keep walking.

twenty-six

Many things in the world can't stand the test. Affection, love, friendship, these illusory things are once intervened by interests. It's all changed. I have never seen their true colors, although I have heard of them from others. But I don't want to have any illusions about that rare existence.

twenty-seven

Sometimes it is found that the most unbearable thing between people in this world is the word language! Whether it is family, friendship or love, as long as a bad word will hurt the feelings between people, the ancients said bad words hurt people in June, some words are not said, and some things are indisputable! No matter who wants to hear good things!

28

When reading a book the other day, I saw such a sentence.

It is said that a woman's friendship cannot stand the test of love.

If there is a conflict between the two, friendship will definitely collapse first.

Few women will understand that friendship is actually more loyal than love.

Twenty-nine

I often tell myself not to test human nature,

Because human nature cannot stand the test.

Whether it's family, friendship or love.

If you can't help but want to test it,

You should be prepared to accept the cruel consequences.

thirty

No matter you or me and him (her), there will always be a little bit of disappointment. For example, the torture of relatives makes people suffer, the friendship is on and off, the humanity that can't stand the test, and the chicken feathers are everywhere. Someone asked me if I had prepared new year's goods. I really didn't prepare any food for my relatives and friends to taste! I'm really not in the mood for the Spring Festival. The food carefully prepared by a person who can't cook, who knows your busyness and fatigue? When others are in trouble, who can appreciate your dedication to your own assistance? The most ridiculous thing is that my only relative has overdrawn my judgment on life!

Thirty-one

Love, affection, friendship

Can't stand the test, just cherish it.

Human nature is ugly.

Why do you look straight at each other layer by layer?

May you be eighteen again, carefree!

Thirty two

I wonder what kind of friendship is in everyone's heart? Sincere friendship? Mutual friendship? Hehe, sometimes it's really just a joke. I'd rather not have anything that can't stand the test. I don't want to burden myself any more, I want to decompress myself. Busy every day, rest at home for illness, unconsciously passed so long. I feel that a little setback can't save me, just like depression can't save me. Now that you are in trouble, you can accept it calmly and don't have to worry about a point. I feel that I have changed, but I feel that this is the mixed feelings that life has brought me.

Don't test a person's character. Tell me-people can't stand the test.

In a pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette. .

After which noble family, your father was Marshal Tian Peng.

Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized. .

A small amount is not a gentleman, let alone a Trojan horse. .

I will walk until the water blocks my way, and I am thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy. .

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark. .

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. .

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former. .

We crossed other people's roads and stopped them halfway. .

I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person besides me. .

When reading and reading cramps, Steven will collapse like urine.

Man is iron, but his style is steel. If you don't pretend to hold your breath for a day, you will panic.

Don't think you look like a golden hoop, I'm afraid of you. .

If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good. .

If you can't be amazing, it's ugly.

If you have something unhappy, just say it to make everyone happy.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

The dead are not afraid of you talking to him, but afraid of him talking to you!

There is no cow dung in the end of the world, so why unrequited love for a lump of shit? .

There is a white heart that doesn't hurt hands, and there is no first love that doesn't break up. .

Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher.

Buddha said: hit with bricks, shine on your head, work hard, and care about immortality. .

Fools are fools, but more fools applaud them. .

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

A woman in high heels is a stunner, and a woman in canvas shoes is the best. .

When China is developed, it needs foreigners to translate classical Chinese.

Sell my love and let you eat kelp all your life. .

What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

If I were Ma Liang, I would draw a well, put you in it and draw a lid.

Men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what a vegetable is.

Boss, buy three catties of room and let me go back to fry!

The wind is blowing so hard that I can't get a signal on my cell phone.

In the eyes of fools, the wisdom of the wise is worthless. .

Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago. .

I didn't say you were shameless. I said shameless people are just like you. .

Old man, you can still use the inferior red line for nothing, and it will be broken every now and then. .

The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense. .

Boss, a bowl of fried seaweed with iodized salt, a big bowl.

If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!

Everything will be fine. All's well that ends well for lovers, but all's well for lovers. .

At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have power. .

Turning cheap things into priceless things is the real king. .

This world belongs to you, this era belongs to you, but it's a pity that you belong to me. .

Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

I have absolutely no feeling when I drink a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty. .

The train to hell has left. Please don't disturb. .

You're crazy. He's a fool. Jump off a cliff. .

You are not ugly, but you think you are too beautiful! Relax!

If you have nothing to do, just find a beautiful female hooligan to provoke me.

When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day. .

I am an emotional person, but I like rational people. .

From the famous saying "You can die without pretending to be dead", you can see that you will live a long life. .

A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk. .

Be open-minded when you meet a master in love, so that you won't feel guilty when you meet a killer in love. .

Don't test people, they can't stand the test.

Classic Quotations: People can't stand the test, so don't test people easily.

1, you can only look for people who care about you over and over again. For those who don't care about you and forget you, everything you do will have no effect.

2, read some useless books, do some useless things and spend some useless time, all in order to keep a chance to surpass yourself beyond all the known. Some great changes in life began from this moment.

3. A person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

4. Anger is to punish yourself with others' mistakes, while tolerance is to motivate yourself with others' achievements.

5. Live with gratitude. We come from accident, and life is the most precious gift. Love the person you love, treat everything gently, and don't resent and grieve because of misfortune. No matter how dangerous the future is, we should stand still with a smile, because there is love and we should not be afraid.

6, others have an object to fall in love, people who can't understand, say that it is just a show of love. People who have feelings but don't understand the words say that it's just a bowl of chicken soup. Others have dreams and pursue them, but those who can't understand them say it's wishful thinking.

7. God's advice is not to emphasize how important you are and how much you have been wronged, and not to concentrate on changing your personal humiliation. We should try our best to understand and appreciate our essential smallness.

8. If someone hurts you, forgive him, but don't trust him easily. Forgiveness is letting go of yourself, but blind trust will only give him a chance to hurt you again.

9. You never owe anyone a relationship or a child. You only owe yourself a happy look.

10, you should "clear" the past every once in a while and let yourself start over. Don't let the past become a burden to the present. Only by traveling light can we go further. The human mind is like a container. After a long time, there will be sediment in it. Empty your mind from time to time, put it down when it is time to put it down, and forget it when it is time to forget. Throw away the baggage of the past and refresh yourself from time to time, and you will surely get a satisfactory life.

1 1. You don't need to be brave or lie. People who know you will naturally know who you are.

12, no regrets, nothing more than doing three things well: first, knowing how to choose; The second is to understand how to persist; The third is to know how to cherish.

13, when a person has survived the most difficult time, he no longer wants to look for dependence, and anyone is a burden.

14, fishbone stuck in your throat, but you still like fish, bitten by dogs and scratched by cats, but you still love animals, and your mouth is full of cavities, but you still love sweetness. He abandoned you thousands of miles away, but you are willing to watch him travel all over Qian Shan. The reason is the same. You like it, you want it.

15, your problem mainly lies in reading too much and thinking too much.

16, don't blame them for being too indifferent, don't envy them for being decisive, and don't say that they don't pay, but you don't know.

17, you don't know how many times the person who suddenly got angry with you has put up with you; You don't know how many times he has made up his mind to really never look back. There is a person who shines like a faith. You don't know the price and effort behind him, which makes him look effortless. Don't blame them for being too indifferent, don't envy them for being decisive, and don't say that they don't pay, but you don't know.

18, be good to yourself and be careful; If you are kind to others, you should care. Looking at others is annoying; Look at yourself, smart student. Be considerate of others, you are a man; Know yourself before you do things. People can't stand the test, so don't test people easily.

19, be a man, character first, can be second; Doing things, understanding first, diligence second.

20. I missed the other shore, but I was destined to bloom here. Sometimes flowers bloom, but it has been a thousand years.

Talking about non-mainstream personality: love can't stand the vicissitudes of time, and friendship can't stand the provocation.

First, "he suddenly had something to come to my house. I panicked and stuffed a diary full of his name under my pillow." I am afraid that he will find out that I still like him. "

Second, I suddenly feel that there is nothing in the depths of sadness.

3. "He is the person I will never forget wherever I go in this life. I may not love him deeply, but there will never be another person who will make me feel sad so easily. " .

I can't cherish you any more. I'm sorry, what I lost is what you lost.

5. I am sensitive and suspicious. I'm worried about losing it and not being cherished.

6. "I can finally stop thinking about the people I miss. I need a breakpoint, a milestone, let me say goodbye. Goodbye. "

In fact, I don't know what I need to be confused about now.

No matter how many people like you, who will always wait for you.

Nine, "I really want to do a hundred things to keep you, but I can't keep you even if I do 10 thousand things." The worst thing is that I can't even do one thing.

10. I am a rotten person who cries to death late at night and won't feel distressed, so I can accept anyone who goes.

11. Flowers bloom in midsummer and wither in the second year. The absurd song slowly came to the end, so we left the edges and corners for time to kill, and we wasted our youth here.

There are a lot of affectionate people who always look indifferent.

Thirteen, "I want to forget you. As a result, I accidentally saw you, and I feel that I will never forget this year. "

14. Don't tell me there is still a long way to go. I just like having you around all the time.

15. You only prayed to me to shelter her from the wind and rain.

I envy all those who comment on you. They either know you or care about you.

Seventeen, this year I laughed, I cried, I was afraid, I was injured, and finally I realized that I had changed.

Maybe I am miserable, helpless, lonely and want to cry, but I can't be angry, complain, lose or cry.

I am a plant that can be supported by one tenth of his love.

Twenty, after growing up, there has never been such a thing as "you don't like me, I like you more", only "you like me, then I will try to like you".

Twenty-one, "I thought about your face very hard yesterday, but I couldn't think clearly for a moment, so I was scared." I'm afraid that if I never see you again, I'll forget what you look like. "

Twenty-two, love stopped after a few years, and it cleared up after a few days of rain.

Twenty-three Later, I became familiar with the hot and cold, and I didn't choke by name.

Twenty-four, true kindness is absolutely unnecessary to slip away quietly.

25. If someone is willing to protect you in the future, cut off your thorns.

Twenty-six, you look on coldly. I love you until I'm black and blue.

Love can't stand the vicissitudes of time, and friendship can't stand the indelible provocation.

The farther you go, the more I stumble and walk with you for a short distance. I dare not speak and leave when you wave.

Twenty-nine, "I decided to quit smoking", "Why" and "Because I'm afraid I'll choke you who lives next to my lungs".

30. Leave your duplicity, modesty, hypocrisy and lies to others. I don't need them.

Thirty-one, "dreams are really a magical thing. Just now I saw the camera I just lost in my dream, holding the hand of my lover who has broken up. "

32. My enthusiasm has always been poured from beginning to end by your cold water.

33. Finally, I feel guilty, and you have become the executioner of feelings again.

Fortunately, you told me not to cry that day because I didn't nod.

It's dark and the world is very big. Don't let go of my hand. I get scared.

YJ: You broke his long hair for him, but his eyebrows were slightly wrinkled.

37. I tried to hug you with a lie.

I really want to change my appearance, change my name and surname, and be with you.

Thirty-nine, "Thinking about you before going to bed leads to dreaming about you, and waking up because you miss you more, and it keeps circulating."

The weather is as sunny as that day. I ordered two cokes, but I drank them alone.

Forty-one, because we are strangers from now on, your world no longer has me, and my world no longer has you.

Forty-two, deep feelings are hidden in the dust of years and coexist with despair.

Forty-three, just like a pair of shoes that I like but are not suitable for wearing, my feet hurt and I feel distressed.

44. It's all my fault, because I'm too lazy to pester myself with words and become silent.

It's good that you have someone who often chats every day now. I had one before.

Forty-six, we are all people who have been injured many times and can't learn well. "

Forty-seven, deep love is a capital crime, how can you be afraid of disappointment?

48. Maybe it's not him that you can't let go, but the past that you take seriously.

49. "You always forget what you told me, and you always say that you have a bad memory. In fact, you are not at ease at all. "

I have had short hair for five years, because you said that you like girls with cute short hair, but you still didn't fall in love with me. Because I'm not cute.