How about a dirty driving joke?

Nowadays, society is developing faster and faster. Sometimes our pace can no longer keep up with the pace of social development. Sometimes we feel a lot of pressure. At this time, we need to release the energy of life. Stressed out. In order to make our lives no longer monotonous, we occasionally have some dirty jokes with our friends. It may bring out your hidden humor factor and promote each other's feelings. So now let's see how it goes. Let’s drive as an experienced driver.

1. Dirty jokes about driving

1. I went for a jog in the park in the morning, and a girl with a good figure ran up to me. I couldn’t help but blurt out: "You have such big breasts." , it must be very uncomfortable when you start running, I'm shaking here and there." I felt like I was going to get hurt when I said those words, wasn't this a scolding for asking about such a thing? Unexpectedly, the girl was not angry, but replied in a serious manner: "You'll be fine if you get used to it. I think it's more uncomfortable for you men, right? You run around and throw her around." I didn't know how to answer the call because I had never been dumped before. Go ahead.

2. Not long after I left home and moved to school, I received a call from my mother. I was a little surprised. Could it be that my mother was so reluctant to let me go? As soon as I picked up the phone, I heard my mother ask: "At home?" Do you have a pair of black stockings?" I wondered: "Yes, I just bought them some time ago, but I forgot a pair at home when I was packing them up." My mother's tone suddenly became more relaxed: "Oh, then. That’s right, otherwise you want your dad to look good today.”

3. Once my best friend accidentally rushed into the men’s room after drinking too much. In front of the panicked faces, this guy actually pretended. Calmly shouted: What are you afraid of! I didn’t bring a ruler~~~"

4. The Bull Demon King split a mountain in front of him with his palm and turned to Sun Wukong and said, "Brother, do you think I am awesome?" Sun Wukong turned his face away. Don’t look at..."

5. (.) (.) Perfect breasts (.Y.) Beautiful breasts ( ) ( ) Augmented breasts (o) (o) Big-headed breasts (O )(o) Asymmetrical breasts (.person.) Sagging breasts

6. One of my classmates was relatively mature. Once when he was passing by the red light district, a lady from a store asked him to come in, and he turned out to be a bitch. He raised his hand and waved it and said: "I have a hand..." and left, leaving the young lady in a mess.

7. My brother is going abroad for training for half a year, so he is worried about his beautiful girlfriend. He invited me to drink last night... "Brother, you are renting a house anyway. Check out the house and live in my house. You can help me look after her." I felt a warm current coming from my lower back and held his hand tightly. : “Brother, don’t worry! I promise not to let other men touch her! ”