Hou xiangsheng jokes

An opera fan/freak

Hou finishing

What do you think of my singing?

B and you? Not very good at singing.

A not so good. Although I can't sing well, I dare to sing on the stage.

B Oh, dare to sing on stage.

This is my greatest feature.

What are your strengths?

A There is such a person who is afraid to sing on the stage.

B where is singing?

A is singing in the alley.

Isn't it okay to sing in B Hutong?

A: What's that noise? He walks in the dark alley at night and sings when he is afraid!

B are you timid?

A: He is afraid that ghosts will pinch him. In fact, there are no ghosts, but when I was a child, I listened to ghost stories and always had ghosts in my head, so he was afraid to walk in a dark alley. Singing a few words helps to strengthen his courage. Alas, such people are not good at singing!

B what to sing?

Like a slaughtered sheep.

B, you learn.

A ok, I'll learn. As soon as he entered the dark alley, the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. He muttered that he was afraid of being pinched by ghosts: "It's a pity that there is no light today!" " (Singing) "I am ... in ... the city ... the buildings ... look ... where are the mountains ... the scenery ... ah!" (strange shouting)

B, it's noisy!

As soon as he shouted, the police came.

B that hasn't come yet.

A "What are you shouting here?" "Is there ... a ghost!"

Is there a ghost? What does it look like?

A: "A tall man is hanging there!" The policeman was puzzled, too. He took out his flashlight and said, "Do you think it's a ghost?" When he saw it, he was also happy: "Oh, the telephone pole!" "

B Oh, the telephone poles are so scary!

A Do you think such people sing well?

B it's definitely not nice.

There is another kind of singer who has become an opera fan-this is not good either.

B: it's not bad if you really enter the theater.

A what's delicious? Life is dramatic.

B is it?

He can sing when he walks, sits and lies down.

B is that right?

A yes. We live in a community, and both husband and wife are opera fans. I go back late every day and get home at twelve o'clock. There is still no chance! Well, I just got up the next morning and they turned on the channel again.

B is connected again.

One morning, I took a washbasin and thought about washing my face with a basin of water so that I could go to work. Ok, go under their window and sing it again.

B where is singing?

The old couple discussed what to eat.

B: Is this also singing?

He has a special name.

What's B's name?

Old man A called his wife "Mom" and his wife called him "Old Man".

B this ... what life?

Old man Jia said, "Hey, Mom, what do you and I have for dinner today?" The old lady said: (white) "Ah, old man, let's eat Zhajiang Noodles!" " "

Wow!

Old man A said again: (white) "Hey. Take it! I'll buy noodles with money! " When the old lady asked for money, she said (white), "What a shame!"

What are you ashamed of?

A just has no money! When the old man heard that he had no money, he said, "Oh, dear!" "

Call the board.

A as soon as I listen, I won't go to fetch water. Come on, go to the opera! I've heard all the plays except noodles with slag sauce.

B I haven't heard of it.

A really sang. (Singing [Huang Er Shake Plate]) "I heard that I want to eat noodles with dregs, but I don't have any money in my hand. Look at ... the noodles are all spread out ..." Empty-Kuang!

Why is there a gong here?

No, I dropped the washbasin!

At present, the complete version has not been found online. I used to use a record player in my hometown in the country.