I want to tell him jokes, and he thinks all the jokes I find funny are not good.

It is true that the daughter is the lover of her father in his last life. How did I like you in my last life? ! !

On the plane, I sat in a row with my father and daughter. Her father, he's over 30. This girl, very smart, seems to be only in Grade One or Two. The stewardess handed out food. As soon as the little girl got it, she opened it happily and ate it. She may be hungry. Things have already started.

Her father: "Did you thank your aunt?"

The little girl is very cute and says, "Thank you, Aunt."

Her father: "tell aunt that you are really beautiful."

The little girl suddenly changed her tone: "Aunt, my dad says you are really beautiful. My dad likes your type. "

Her father froze, and the stewardess said happily, "Do you want beef rice or egg noodles?"

The little girl still said, "No, he thinks beauty is better than eating."

Her father said awkwardly, "Beef rice."

Then, the stewardess left. Father and daughter are talking again, but the tone is not father and daughter at all, but the kind of buddy who knows her sister very well. The little girl is also very young.

Her father: "I just said that!" " "

Little girl: "Come on, I don't know what you're thinking! Will you stop doing this! You started when my mother was away. Do you think you are so energetic? "

Her father turned green: "Eat yours! If you talk nonsense again, I won't take you out! "

Little girl: "Oh, please don't take me out before it's too late. I think it's unnecessary for me to be here now. I said you can do it. You are content to find my mother. It is said that the prostitute was my father's lover in his last life, which surprised me. How did I like you in my last life! "

Her father was very angry with her ... everyone around her bowed their heads and laughed. ...

Comment: It is said that my daughter was my father's lover in his last life, so I was surprised. How did I like you in my last life? "Wow, this sentence is really bright! ! I have to say ... little girls nowadays ~ ~ ~