A misspelled joke

Do you know the benefits of learning some jokes? When we meet for the first time, there is always the embarrassment of not knowing what to say. At this time, you need some jokes to ease the atmosphere. Here, I have collected a complete set of misspelled jokes for you, hoping to help you!

A joke with a typo 1 1. When I was a child, I bowed my head and walked into the ravine. I always thought it was my head, like a ravine.

2, wait for a thousand years, wait for someone to listen to female ghosts for a thousand years, female ghosts.

3. The ending song of Super Variety: Goodbye, Goodbye, Meeting in front of the color screen ... Sounds like: Meeting in the morgue ~ ~ Later, it is estimated that the audience's opinions are too big, and it was changed to "Meeting in Applause".

4. Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? At the beginning of the credits, it says, Ah, the show has started! After listening for a long time, I always thought he said, ah, wild boar shit!

2 1. Dou came home from school unhappy. Zhao Yun saw this and asked, "What's on your mind?" Too much homework? Never mind, I'll write it for you. "

A Dou was anxious: "I'm still talking! Yesterday, you wrote my sentence' I ate a meal' as' I ate a ton of rice', and my classmates laughed at me for being a big git! "

Although this is not a very interesting old joke.

But just make do with it.

2. He wrote in his diary, "The monitor instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip. Later, when we were really tired, we secretly drank behind the monitor. "

I think I am a good student, studying and "worrying" …

Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure. (excellent)

The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you. It sounds like the most romantic thing I can think of is selling computers with you. ...

5. When I was a child, I learned to sing the theme song of "A Clever Rest" (Japanese) from TV. When I overheard it, I sang it as Geji, Geji, Geji, and Auntie Washing the Spitoon. ...

Joke 3 1 with typos, "Jigong" sings: Where there is injustice, there is no me. Yes, where the ground is uneven, of course there will be nests.

2. The sentence "Descendants of the Dragon" is always eye-catching. At first, I couldn't understand it anyway. I have always heard that it will always be two years later, and I have always wondered why it must be two years later.

3, Mai's "How many good sisters do you have", there is a sentence why every sister is married to tears, how can I hear it, that is, why every sister is married to human beings!

4. In Andy Lau's Men in China, how many dreams have been hidden by the wind and rain in five thousand years, and how many dreams have been hidden by the wind and rain in Jacklyn Wu. Strange, maybe they have one. ...

Today, I read a book in the library, which contains a very interesting story:

Once upon a time, there was a family where father and son were doing business outside, while mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were farming at home. Father and son hired a man outside because of their busy business. Father and son wrote a letter to their family, and they didn't check for typos after writing it.

When the letter arrived home, the mother-in-law fell to the ground crying after reading it. A man in the same village heard crying and rushed to his house to see what had happened. However, his family was full of spectators, and that man couldn't squeeze in because he learned from others that someone in this family had died.

The next day, the neighbor went to the place where the father and son were on a business trip. When he met his father and son on the road, he hurried to tell them that someone in their family had died. Hearing this, the father and son hurried home heartbroken. When they got home, the father and son found their mother-in-law and daughter-in-law still alive. The four of them, you look at me and I look at you. You think it's weird. At this time, the mother-in-law took out a letter from her son to go home. Questioning his son: "Didn't you say you were dead?" When my son read this letter, he found it was because of his carelessness. It turned out that he wanted to write, "Business is very busy, and people are hired." But I accidentally wrote, "Business is very busy, so I lost someone."

This story tells us that writing typos will not only make jokes, but also bring unnecessary trouble.

Haha, don't think it's nothing to write typos, but you're in big trouble! Of course, there will be many jokes.

For example, the following sentences with typos are a joke!

Xiao Ming wrote in an essay: There are many people around my home who have dogs and have no public morality. Just came out from home this morning, I saw a pile of shit at the door, which was pulled by a wild dog. I ate a catty!

Xiaoli described the appearance of the Chinese teacher in an essay like this: "The teacher has a paw face."

The small spring outing composition begins like this: after getting up in the morning to sort out the remains, we gather at school and take a bus to Xiangshan.

Haha, have these misspelled sentences made you laugh? How does Xiaoming eat a catty of shit? It should be a big surprise. Xiaoli's Chinese teacher must have turned blue with anger after reading her composition. Why does the teacher have a paw face? It should be a melon face. As for Xiaoxi's composition, isn't that even more ridiculous? The "remains" are the faces of the dead. Isn't it a curse to die? ! It should be "appearance" that is correct.

Don't write wrong words, or you will make a lot of jokes!

The language of the motherland has a long history. It is so colorful, so lively and interesting. But if you write wrong words, it will be terrible and make a joke.

I once read this joke in a book: Di Feng wrote two diaries. The first diary he wrote was: "I went to a buffet with my parents. I was so hungry that I wolfed it down. " I really like it this time. The second diary he wrote was: "Today, I went to play with my friends. Suddenly, I saw a pile of rubbish at the corner of the street. I was really surprised at that time. "Ha ha, you will laugh when you see this story, right? However, these seemingly funny stories are actually caused by some typos.

I have not only read jokes about typos in books, but also experienced them personally. One day, I passed a small shop with a sign hanging next to it: Stators are for sale here. I always feel that something is wrong at this time. Oh, is it a nail? Yes, it's a nail. Is there anything called a stator in the world? It should be a nail! When I walked into the store, I saw that the so-called "stator" on the brand was a nail, as I expected.

China's Chinese characters are like jumping notes in the music score, and they are like spirits full of aura, dancing happily on paper, with such beautiful and charming gestures. As descendants of the Chinese nation, we should protect these aura-filled spirits. So, let's stay away from typos and purify the language of the motherland!

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