A little joke worse than an animal

1, the cock chases the hen for sexual intercourse, and the hen refuses:? Are you ashamed to be in public?

The rooster replied:? At least we are all dressed. Can't you see that all beautiful women are naked? ?

The hen still refuses to accept, and the rooster continues to attack: a few days ago, many indecent videos were circulated on the Internet. Men and women do it with bare arms and buttocks. ?

The hen said, that won't do either. They are not as good as animals. We animals can't be inferior to humans. ?

2. Once upon a time, a scholar and a young lady met and fell in love. One day, they agreed to travel, and it rained heavily on the way, so they went to an empty house to shelter from the rain and stayed until the evening. There is only one bed in this room. Although they are two of the same kind, they are not confused.

The young lady felt sorry for her son and was embarrassed to ask him to sleep in a bed, but there was a pillow in the middle and she wrote a note saying, what? Those who cross the line, animals? .

The scholar is a gentleman, but he really stayed up all night. ?

The next morning, the young lady woke up and left with another note. ? :? Write a letter in seven big letters. You're worse than an animal? . ?

3, pigs, dogs, foxes, hooligans, four by the public vote to test their character. Finally, dogs, pigs, foxes and hooligans are ranked. Let me express my feelings below.

Pig: Well, I'm not even as good as a dog.

Fox: Wow, I'm even worse than a pig and a dog.

Rogue: Unexpectedly, I am not even as good as an animal.

If you run with the tiger, do you want to run faster or slower than it, or just as fast?

Answer: you run faster than a tiger, and you are an animal worse than an animal;

Run as fast as a tiger, you are an animal;

Run slower than a tiger, and you are worse than an animal!

Xiao Gang went home and said to his mother: Mom, my Chinese teacher's education level is not as good as mine.

Mom glared at him and said, don't talk nonsense.

Xiaogang argued unconvinced: Then why didn't he know my handwriting?

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