Collect cold jokes, the colder the better ~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1 When I was walking on the road, I suddenly got hungry, so I ate it myself. ...

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you wanted. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said:

Then tell me where little red riding hood is.

Once upon a time, there was a kind of soft candy. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft.

Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick them into the sea. ...

Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers. They privately decided to live for life, but the boy needed military service, so they made a vow to the girl and gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl waited for the boy, but she couldn't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. The girl misunderstood the date place, so it became a permanent regret. The boy was heartbroken ... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught?

Rice cake!

The fourth joke, the rice cake was kicked into the sea by a stone. ...

Men look like tomatoes. One day, he fell down while walking in the street. ....

7 What animal is the easiest to fall? It's a fox, because the fox is very cunning (his feet are slippery)

A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl, and the girl said to the boy, you will be responsible for me if you kiss me. The boy patted the girl on the shoulder maturely and said with a smile: Don't worry, we are not children of one or two years old!

In the middle of the night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!

10 The last one is very classic. I hope you like it:

Since childhood, Xiaoming has been said to look like a kite. At school, other students said: Haha, Xiao Ming, you really look like a kite. In class, the teacher said, Xiao Ming, you really look like a kite. When I got home, my family also said: Xiao Ming, you really look like a kite! Xiao Ming was sad and desperate, so he jumped off the roof. Therefore, ............ flew. ......