Silly son-in-law's birthday celebration (adapted version)

Somewhere in Didu Town, Jieyang City, there is such a custom. After the daughter leaves home, she will go back to her parents' home to celebrate her birthday. Her parents should prepare a pig as a thank-you gift. One daughter should be prepared for marriage, and two daughters should be prepared for marriage.

It is said that there was a gentleman who gave birth to three daughters. The eldest daughter married a businessman, and the second daughter married a scholar, both of whom are respectable people. Most of the parents who got married before listened to the media, but I didn't expect the matchmaker to be greedy and introduce a stupid groom to my husband's third daughter.

The husband of the third daughter is a farmer, confused and inarticulate. But as the saying goes, "Marry a chicken with a chicken, and marry a dog with a dog." Although the third daughter complains about the matchmaker, she can only accept her fate. Although her husband is ignorant, he is honest, diligent and enjoys himself. However, due to the natural defects of her husband, in order to avoid making a fool of herself, the third daughter usually goes back to her mother's house by herself.

On the second day of this year, my daughter had to go back to her mother's house, but the third daughter was pregnant in October and was about to give birth. She is unwell, so she can only ask her husband to celebrate her birthday. Silly son-in-law was afraid of making a fool of herself, so the third daughter taught her father-in-law to shut up when she went to his house to avoid making a fool of herself. During the dinner, he stood up to celebrate his father-in-law's birthday and said, "I wish my father-in-law happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain" to avoid making a fool of himself. The third daughter also told the silly son-in-law not to imitate others, and remember to take the pig home when she came back.

The silly son-in-law recited the birthday speech taught by his wife many times, and the next day he took a gift to his father-in-law's house for his birthday. When people in the father-in-law's family heard that the third son-in-law was a fool, they deliberately played tricks on him, but the third son-in-law was silent, and there was nothing they could do about him. So, silly son-in-law didn't make a fool of himself. When it's time for the banquet, everyone is seated, and the silly son-in-law just wants to stand up and celebrate her father-in-law's birthday. The eldest son-in-law has already stood up to celebrate her father-in-law's birthday: "I wish my father-in-law happiness as the sea."

When the eldest son-in-law finished, Mr. W touched his beard and expressed his satisfaction. Silly son-in-law was very anxious when he heard his news in the middle. He immediately stood up and wanted to spend his birthday with his father-in-law. The second son-in-law put his hand on the silly son-in-law and said, "Wait a minute, please wait a minute. I came second, before you. " Turning to the outside: "I wish my father-in-law a long life!" "

When the second son-in-law finished speaking, Mr. W must have nodded, and then looked at the silly son-in-law, but it was the first time to celebrate the birthday of a foreign member. He is a rare guest, and all the guests present focused on the silly son-in-law. This time, the silly son-in-law was anxious. He stood up bravely and thought: I really owed my eldest son-in-law and my second son-in-law in my last life. I first told them that "happiness is like the east China sea" and "longevity is better than the south mountain", and then I thought my wife wanted to stop imitating others. Isn't it difficult for me?

Silly son-in-law stood there, not knowing what to do. Everyone at the table looked at it. The husband asked, "Dear husband, how can you spend your birthday with the old lady?"

"I wish, I wish, I wish my father-in-law ..." Silly son-in-law didn't know how to celebrate her birthday, and she was nervous, and the more she thought about it, the more annoyed she became. As soon as her temper came up, she said, "I will, I will, I will be abused by my father-in-law."

Hearing this, Mr. W was so angry that his beard rose to the sky. Isn't this for me? The birthday party was originally a happy atmosphere, and everyone was embarrassed by the silly son-in-law's noise, so the birthday party broke up in discord.

After the birthday party, according to the custom, the eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law went home with a pig. Silly son-in-law remembered his wife's advice and wanted to raise a pig. Father-in-law smashed his birthday party, and he was angry, so he didn't give him a pig and told him to go back empty-handed.

Silly son-in-law went home full, and his wife asked him, "Where's the pig?" The silly son-in-law replied angrily, "No, the pig is very lucky."

After understanding the situation, the wife rushed back to her mother's house with a big belly and asked her mother for a pig. Mother said, "Daughter, I won't say you don't know. It's not mom's partiality. Do you know how your husband celebrates his birthday? It's a shame to say it He said, I wish your father an abuse. "

"Yes, I wish my father a good meal." Daughter look safely said, easy to sing a limerick:

"The East China Sea will eventually dry up,

Nanshan will also fall,

Big platoon, surging blessing

Can be long or short,

If you don't feed the pigs,

I'm going to find mother pig. "

The third daughter will go to her parents' pigsty and take the sow away. The mother had no choice but to let her daughter take the pig away.

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