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Pregnant women will also be told what problems to pay attention to. When they are in hospital, they will also bring them a relatively colored bracelet according to the test results. Not only will many people ask, are there many colors of bracelets? In fact, the answer is yes.

Sisi was admitted to the hospital a few days earlier than the due date, and her family was busy helping, for fear of missing something inconvenient. After admission, Sisi's physical condition and fetal development were normal, and the nurse put a green bracelet on Sisi.

When I returned to the hospital bed, I found that the pregnant woman in the next bed was wearing a yellow bracelet. Think puzzled. Why are the colors of bracelets different? After repeated inquiries, I learned that the pregnant woman in the next window is an elderly woman with mild pregnancy disease, which is more risky than Sisi.

Sisi sympathized with the pregnant woman with the yellow bracelet, but she also knew that her green bracelet meant that everything was fine, and she was relieved. I didn't expect the bracelet to be divided into so many colors and sayings.

There must be many pregnant women who are about to give birth, and they don't know much about it. Even when they are in hospital, they don't know which items need to be checked. During pregnancy, Ma Bao must know more about it, so as not to make any jokes before labor, which will affect the mood of production and do more harm than good.

1. Purple bracelet

For many people who don't know, the purple bracelet for pregnant women is unfamiliar, because it is special and rarely appears in most wards, because pregnant women wearing purple bracelets often suffer from AIDS or some dangerous infectious diseases, and such pregnant women will be arranged in specific wards to prevent contact with healthy pregnant women.

2. orange bracelet

Compared with the purple bracelet, the risk factor of the orange bracelet will be relatively lower, because the orange bracelet represents that pregnant women have serious pregnancy diseases and hereditary diseases, which need special care from nurses and doctors, and pregnant women's families should also pay attention to it, which is easy to happen during childbirth.

3. Yellow bracelet

The yellow bracelet, as I'm sure you can guess, is much less risky than the orange bracelet, which means that women with slight risks, such as young women or elderly women, need to wear this yellow bracelet if they have pregnancy disease but it is not serious.

4. Green bracelet

Green represents health, and the green bracelet also symbolizes that the pregnant woman and the fetus will be fine and have no discomfort. The test results were also positive. If pregnant women can wear green bracelets, their families can rest assured.

In fact, when pregnant women are in hospital, they should not only pay attention to the color of the bracelet, but also check whether their preparations are complete, and some baby products should be in place, so there will be no hurry.

1. maternity products

In the process of delivery, pregnant women will definitely need some supplies, such as nursing pads and knife paper. Family members must prepare them in advance, as well as what the baby needs at birth, such as quilts, clothes, bottles and some feeding things. Keep your eyes open when choosing children.

2. File type

After the baby is born, there will be a link to apply for a birth certificate, so you must wear all kinds of documents before hospitalization, especially the parents' marriage certificate and the ID cards, medical insurance cards and checklists of both parties to avoid emergencies, and at the same time prepare some cash. Some hospitals only accept cash deposits.

Get the baby's name ready

Naming the baby seems to be the most important thing. Many parents have racked their brains to name their babies, hoping to give them a meaningful name as much as possible. Parents had better prepare two names for their baby. If they don't know the sex of the fetus, they can also give the baby a boy name and a girl name. Don't be caught off guard.

Pregnant women's mood will fluctuate to varying degrees before delivery, which will also affect their baby's health. Therefore, family members should try their best to relieve pregnant women's emotions, help them reduce their stress and feel their love and care.

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