Spit out jokes about relationships between men and women.

Spit out jokes about relationships between men and women.

Tucao's story about the relationship between men and women, love makes two strangers know each other and love each other, and couples also need normal communication, so that our feelings gradually sublimate. This is very particular, so I will share a story about the relationship between Tucao and you.

What about the relationship between men and women 1 1, "success"? Men are defined as earning a lot of money, while women are defined as spending a lot of money.

There are not so many things about making movies in this world. What you think is "I love you in my heart", but the truth is often "not so much"

3. Men are hunters and women are prey. Hunters chase prey, and prey in turn chases hunters, either wild boar or tigress, which is normal.

There are many fresh and interesting prey, but if I kill a big brown bear, I will always be proud of it.

5. Traditional women are honest before giving birth, and begin to dream after giving birth; Modern women fantasize before giving birth and become honest after giving birth. Men like to keep accounts when there is no money at home, and women like to keep accounts when there is money at home.

6. If you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others.

You haven't seen me at school since the day we broke up.

8. Calculate the total score of boys: boys with good hands can get 10, knife-shaped eyebrows 10, gentle voice 10, nose 10, leg length 10, clavicle 10, and hit.

9. Tell a woman a sad reality. Never assert how loyal your man is, let alone test him. You know, men don't care about loyalty or disloyalty. It's not enough to have temptation.

10, I miss you very much, but I really don't know what to say when I see you. I looked at you nervously and just said, how are you?

1 1, some words and negative words are harmful, and some people will leave whether they stay or not. If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

12, men give women corsets, indicating that they want to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear to show that she has a lover relationship.

13, high-profile low-key male show, high-profile signs of being beaten.

14, I like to follow your footsteps and feel your joys and sorrows. Be happy for your happiness and sad for your sadness. No matter what the future holds, I hope we can achieve our agreed happiness together.

15, how strong do you have to be to forget?

16. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I'm doing. I'll be fine if I don't die.

17, if there is a fate, time and space are not distances. If there is no chance, we can't get together all day. Don't care too much about everything, let alone force it, just let nature take its course, right?

18, when in love, love words gush; After marriage, I lied again and again.

19, thinking of Leng Yue, remembering clear autumn, the bright moon sadly shines on the north building. How much is the acacia wine? Love to stare, hate to stare, love to hate endless sorrow. Memory is as soft as water.

20. If you pretend to be invulnerable, you should be prepared to shoot an arrow through your heart.

The joke about the relationship between men and women is 2 1 When you were 5 years old, you were sick, uncomfortable and refused to take medicine. /kloc-when you were 0/5 years old, you fell in love with a bad guy and told you to let go, but you didn't listen. When you are 25 years old and at marriageable age, some girls are born with a temperament, which is called wayward when they are young, rebellious when they are young, and rebellious when they grow up.

I have a best friend named Tang Tang. She is dirty. On weekdays, she always tells me dirty jokes.

Crying to keep someone who insists on leaving is like cutting your calcium-deficient toenails with a rusty nail clipper.

The most annoying thing is that a girl suddenly said, "Hehe, I bet you say that to all beautiful girls?" What a waste of words. Of course it is. Don't all job seekers submit the same resume?

5. Light travels faster than sound. Every time my girlfriend scolds me, I get slapped!

6. At 10 in the evening, my wife who was away on business called. The following is the dialogue!

7. Do you know how many innocent lives you scared to death by running around in the street?

8. Today, my colleague quarreled with my boss, and my colleague was very angry: it's almost the Spring Festival, let alone the holiday. You asked me to do this and that, why didn't the boss let me do it! My boss is a mess. My best friend recommended me a skirt. I looked at it and said, is it too short? I almost passed Xiao PP, and my girlfriend said, it's okay, that's a model. If you wear it, you will get a calf. .

9. "When the stock is untied, I will marry you." Her heart thumped after hearing this, which is probably the most euphemistic reason to break up!

10, beaten in the middle of the night. I was hungry when the other person raised his fist as big as a casserole.

1 1. My girlfriend and her husband are on a business trip, and they sent her son to my place.

12. On the first day of school, my little nephew came back from school with a sad face. I was worried and asked him if he was not used to the new school. He shook his head and said, no, it's an exam. I said: the exam is the exam. What's the big deal? Little nephew gave me a white look and shouted, it's easy to say, as if you don't have to be beaten after the exam!

13, buddy: It is said that the ideal weight of a woman is that a man will not frown when he hugs you. Me: Really? Then I will trim my husband's eyebrows when I go back tonight.

14, every time I go to the street, I will definitely go to the clothing store to try on my coat. Try not to buy it. Enjoy it. Ask him: What are you doing? He said: the shopping guide mm will make me wear clothes, and I like the feeling of reaching out for this kind of clothes. It is said that his fierce girlfriend called him to bring her clothes when she got up in the morning.

15, (want to lose weight editor) I heard that touching porcelain is very profitable. I have no choice but to do it once. After waiting for a long time, a car finally arrived. I was about to rush up. My wife hugged me: Honey, you are drunk. Shall we go home?

16, divorce, infidelity, infidelity, mistress are all bad characters in the eyes of ordinary people, but in the eyes of single dog, they are fancy shows of love.

17, it was cold, and I slept with my girlfriend. I hugged her and sighed: someone else found a girlfriend of 100 kg, and my girlfriend 130 kg, an increase of 30%. I earned it! My girlfriend looked at me and replied: someone else's boyfriend 1.8 meters, my boyfriend 1.6 meters, my boyfriend is short of weight, but I am paying the bill.

18, divorce, the more men leave, the more afraid they are, and the more daring women leave!

19, you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, and his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

20. Friends come to my house to play. Near the door, he called me and asked me which building I was in. I stuck my head out of the window and waved to him. I said to the phone, have you seen me? He said I did it. Ugliness is easy to recognize!

The story about the relationship between men and women is 3 1. Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and my children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child!

2. Send some photos of yourself in the circle of friends!

3. Women should not think that they can stop studying because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they study well.

4. The weather is very cold. I slept with my girlfriend and hugged her. I sigh: someone else's girlfriend 100 kg, my girlfriend 130 kg, an increase of 30%. I deserve it. My girlfriend looked at me and replied: someone else's boyfriend 1.8 meters, my boyfriend 1.6 meters, my boyfriend is short of weight, but I am paying the bill.

5. It's funny that my girlfriend fell down. I quickly took out my mobile phone to take pictures.

6. You are still running in the street. Do you know how many innocent lives have been scared to death?

7. One night, I was in a hurry. I put on my underwear and ran out of the toilet on the door. When I came back, the door was blown shut by the wind, so I knocked on the door of Lao Wang's house next door and tried to turn it over from his balcony. . . After a long wait, the door opened. That's Lao Wang's daughter-in-law She looked at me in surprise, took a long breath and shouted to the room: Lao Li, don't hide, it's your comrade-in-arms. . .

8. Going on a blind date, girls throw up as soon as they see me, and the scene is very embarrassing.

9. You think you are a pencil box with so many pens.

10, at night 10, my wife on a business trip called. The following is the dialogue!

1 1. My girlfriend and her husband are on a business trip, and they sent her son to my place.

I have a best friend named Tang Tang. She is dirty. On weekdays, she always tells me dirty jokes.

Eat with friends. During the dinner, my friend joked that my girlfriend was ugly.

14, my friend came to my house to play, and called me to ask which building I was in when I was near the door. I stuck my head out of the window and waved to him. I said to the phone, "Have you seen me?" He said, "You can recognize me because you are ugly!

15, the mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, and she followed her husband to the grass. Then a hedgehog came out. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog: you damn fool, you said you didn't have an affair. Who are you trying to seduce by rubbing so much mousse?

16, (editor who wants to lose weight) Every time he dates his girlfriend, he has to wait half a month before asking her out.

17, someone went to the northeast on business and asked for beer in a restaurant. The waiter asked, do you want room temperature or cold storage? Some people angered, you still let me drink frozen food in this cold weather? The waiter calmly said that it was below zero 15 at room temperature and below zero 1 at cold storage.

18, the day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

19, I did a little favor for my female colleague today. After work, she said she would invite me to dinner. I was just about to say you're welcome. Another male colleague: going out to eat is easy to misunderstand. You'd better take me. Female colleague: That's not good. It is normal to go out with a man. Taking two men out to dinner will make people see that they have a greater misunderstanding of me.

20. A woman asks her man: Do you like boys or girls?