Collecting the best jokes. I want a particularly funny one. Thank you. Bonus points for good ones. One that can kill you.

1. There was a scholar who raised a stupid son, but he always wanted him to have a good reputation. One day, he learned that several distant guests were coming to visit, so he taught his son in advance: If the guests ask about the tree in front of the door, he should say: It has not matured well, so he sold it; if he asks about the big bamboo garden behind the house, he should say : The war was chaotic and it was a waste; if people saw the food in the warehouse, they would tell them that it was all earned by their parents; if people saw the certificate of scholar on the wall, they would say, "This is not unusual, there is only one in our family." My son did nothing during those two days and memorized what I taught him over and over again. The guests are coming. In order to let his son show off his talent, I deliberately avoided it and left him alone to entertain guests. After the guest came in, he asked where his father had gone. The son answered in order: If he is not mature enough, sell it. When the guest heard this, he frowned and asked again: Where is your mother? The son replied: The war was in chaos and it was a waste. When the guest saw that the son was speaking unfaithfully, he looked at the pile of cow dung and sighed: "The pile is not small, it is full of excrement and urine!" The son hurriedly continued: This is all my parents’ hard work. The guest couldn't hold it any longer and said: Why are you so stupid? ! The scholar's son quickly replied: "This is not unusual. There is only one in our family."

2. The father taught his son about things, and when he learned about "sky", to deepen his impression, he asked: "What is on the top of your head?" His son said: "Hair."

< p>"What about the hair?" "I think it's the roof?"

"Okay, what about the roof?"

"The cat running around."

The father got angry and asked loudly: "Idiot, take a good look, what else is up there?"

The son timidly said: "And... there are birds flying. ”

Hope to adopt~~~