A joke that can make girls laugh.

1. I accidentally sent "I love you" to you by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

2. I don't think you are a qualified friend, so you'd better be my wife! Film title: You are cool, I am cool, and everyone is cool. 3. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine. 4. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can stand drying up, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it. 5. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am hollow! 6. Now when I wake up every day, I see your sunny smile on my mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep ... 7. Dear, I have bought the ticket! The starting point is this life, and the end point is the afterlife. Please follow the everlasting rules when getting on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle! I hope we can love each other forever! Never part. 8. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you secretly love me. If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine, and if you save it, it will be mine for the rest of your life. 9. If I can, I would rather be a child and stand in front of you with empty hands, expecting your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl. 1. Your hesitation period has expired, so don't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, not hate; Only laugh, don't cry.

11. I'm your little dog, and you're my little bone. Even if I fall into the gutter, I'll pick it up and go with it. 12. I met you among thousands of people, and I met you in thousands of years, so I caught up without a step earlier or a step later, only to ask gently, "Hello ~! Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? "