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Jokes suitable for children
Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. Here are some jokes suitable for children. Come and have a look.
A joke suitable for children 1 1, in Chinese class.
The teacher stood on the platform and said, "Xiaoming, if you can travel through time and space, what do you want to do?"
Xiao Ming said, "If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house."
A passerby saw a child crying. Passers-by asked him what was wrong.
The child said: mom said to wait for the bus to pass before crossing the road, but I have been waiting for half an hour. What if there is no car?
My three-year-old daughter went shopping with me. My daughter suddenly hugged me and said, "Mom, when I grow up and make money, I'll buy you a car and a bike myself."
"Thank you, my dear daughter!" I am very happy.
"You're welcome. Buy me some candy now. "
4. I asked my son; "Tomorrow is grandma's 60th birthday. What gift are you going to give her? "
The son said, "I want to send grandma a big bag of salt."
I asked, "Why?"
The son replied, "Because grandma likes salt, she always says that she eats more salt than me."
5, the child's words are unscrupulous.
Dad: "Son, who will you marry in the future?"
The son said innocently, "Grandma loves me the most, so I want to marry her."
Dad was amused by innocence: "nonsense! How can my mother be your wife? "
The son is serious: "Then how can my mother be your wife?"
I heard a boy talking to a little girl in the street.
Shota: "I'll give you an ice cream. Come with me ~ "
Little Lori: "Hum, I'm not going to eat an ice cream with you!" " "
Shota: "Two!"
Little Lori: "Wait a minute, I have to go home and pack something ~"
Jokes suitable for children 2 rabbits
Child: Dad, who are you?
Dad: It's a rabbit.
Child: Are you a male rabbit or a female rabbit?
twin brothers
There is a pair of twin brothers, who are alike in appearance, appearance and dress.
One day, a neighbor came to visit and saw two brothers together, unable to tell who was older and who was younger. He asked, little fellow, who is your brother and who is your brother?
The younger brother didn't want people to know that he was young, so he quickly said, Brother, don't tell this uncle!
Think about mom.
Little Barbara gently walked up to the math teacher and begged him to say, although I didn't do well in the exam this time, please make a good score when grading your grades.
Why? This is not good.
Little Barbara's voice was softer: Teacher, my mother has a heart attack, and a lower score will make her excited.
Expired water
One day, I wanted to drive my three-year-old nephew out to play, and his eager eyes rested on a bottle of mineral water that had not been thrown away.
I quickly said, "This water is not drinkable, it has expired." He looked at me puzzled.
I explained: "this expired water means that if it is left too long, there will be bugs in it." Drinking this water will give you a stomachache. "
He cocked his head and thought, "What about the water after six o'clock?"
Where are the newly born red dates?
Mom made black-bone chicken and wolfberry soup.
The daughter pointed to the wolfberry in the soup and asked, "Mom, what is this?"
Mom: "This is Lycium barbarum."
The daughter said doubtfully, "I thought it was a newly born jujube."
What should I do to get swollen?
My four-year-old daughter asked me, Baba, are you so fat because you only eat rocks? ......
Show your true colors quickly.
Nuo Nuo came home at noon, and suddenly a child about 7.8 years old came running.
Holding a big mirror at the bottom of the flowerpot, taking photos in Nuo Nuo,
When the sunlight reflected, Nuo Nuo couldn't open his eyes, when the child suddenly let out a cry:
"ah! The goblin is not quick to reveal his true colors! ! "
In an instant, all passers-by stared at me and laughed!
A naked frog
Tom always listens to his father's story before going to bed. ......
Dad: "Once upon a time, there was a frog ..."
Tom: "Dad, I don't want to listen to fairy tales today. Can I tell science fiction stories? "
Dad: "Well, in space, there is a frog ..."
Tom: "Forget it, Dad. To celebrate my eighth birthday, can we talk about restricted classes? "
Dad: "All right! Don't let your mother know. There is a frog with no clothes on ... "
Which tram should I take home?
On Sunday, Little Ma Yina and his father went to the zoo to see lions. They came to the lion house.
Ma Yina Jr. kept asking questions happily,
After watching it for a while, she suddenly became uneasy.
Come on, dad asked her what happened.
"Dad, I'm a little scared," said Ma Yina.
The trembling voice replied, "If this lion breaks free,
If I eat you, then I should
Which tram should I take home? "
Here comes the old woman.
Zhuang Zhuang went to kindergarten at the age of 5.
His grandmother just shaved her head, and the bag was twice as bright.
At school today, the teacher came to meet me at the kindergarten gate.
Zhuang Zhuang called the teacher: "Teacher, the old woman has arrived!" "
The teacher was speechless at that time.
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