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Interesting sentences about hot weather

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

2. All the people who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes". You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

I woke up in the middle of the night and got up silently to cover my roommate with a quilt.

Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

In this weather, all the people who can date you out are friends of life and death!

6. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

7. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

8. It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

9. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

10. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

1 1. You can wear it after washing clothes.

12. It's a little muggy, and the outdoor temperature keeps rising. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a midsummer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!

13. I almost died in the sun. The sun is so warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?

14. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

15. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Loli has become a "mature woman".

16. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

17. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

18. Now everyone who is looking for a partner is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.