Jokes about Chinese characters

The jokes about Chinese characters are as follows:

1, I found that my bike was flat when I went to work this morning, and I wanted my mother to push it outside to refuel. As a result, I said, "Push out my tires." Mom was confused, so I smiled and quickly corrected it. As a result, I said, "Fill my car with gas."

2. When I was driving, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked, "Why don't you wear a condom when driving?"

3, the last time the toilet was convenient, there was no paper. He said to his wife, "Bring me the paper-wiping donkey."

4. A girl is lovelorn. I advised her: "Toads with two legs are hard to find, but men with three legs are plentiful."

Two people were bickering, and suddenly a person next to them said, "You are really full and have nothing to do."

6. Colleagues argued with others, and they were so anxious that they opened their mouths: "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating.

7. In the computer class, a classmate had something wrong with his machine, so he shouted, "Boss, change the machine."

8. Reading posts while eating, reading classics to my wife, and laughing her to death, she said to me, "Read after dinner, or your brain will get indigestion."

9. I remember there was a dog in Lu Yu, and my sister exclaimed in surprise: Ah, there is no dog in that tail.

10, I remember when I was a child, I went to the toy gun to buy round plastic bullets, and directly said to the old man in the toy store: buy a pack of original (round) bullets.

1 1. My classmate explained to me how to make an inquiry call. I want to ask if the person answering the phone over there is a real person or a voice.

"Is it a living person or a dead person who answers the phone?"

12, carrying a lot of things at the train station to find a place to store my bags. A policeman came face to face and immediately stepped forward and asked politely, "Excuse me, how can I get to the place where the bag is buried?"

13, a foreign girl married to China. At breakfast, she was pointed out that she couldn't eat fried dough sticks: "You dip them in." She stood up at once and was told, "Dip it!" Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up, where should I stand? " .

14 I once called a customer named Wang. The switchboard was answered by a girl with a sweet voice. She told me his extension number. I didn't know if the surname I was looking for was male or female, so I asked by the way, "Is he male or female?"

15. Yesterday, someone said that they would introduce me to a girlfriend. I wanted to ask "is it good?" but it turned out to be "cheap."