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Please help me figure out the 238th lottery number of Arhat, born in September of the Monkey year.

Let’s think about it differently, how to achieve a successful career and abundant financial resources?

All Buddhist practice methods can be used in many ways. You can use the keywords "release life induction", "reading scripture induction", "reciting Buddha induction", etc. to find many shocking success stories. Here is an article for your reference:

My fellow practitioner got his job done, and I also got a salary increase. Within three weeks, my family’s annual income increased by 140,000 yuan!

Today, September 19, I am here to conclude what I have said before. (See the part below the line for details of the story)

My fellow practitioner received the appointment letter from the second company as scheduled on September 4th. The terms of the second company's appointment letter were better than those of the first company. Well done. In addition to giving my fellow practitioner a salary increase of nearly 120,000 yuan a year, there is also a so-called "immediate signing bonus" of nearly 40,000 yuan. In other words, as long as my fellow practitioner says, "Okay." "If I come to work in your company, I can get this one-time "immediate signing bonus." The system, benefits, and professional respect of this second company are better than those of the first company, so I, a fellow practitioner, He happily accepted the appointment from the second company and started working on September 10th. Today is the eighth day. Everything is going well. He will have the opportunity to work on a very big and very big project. He is very excited about this. That’s it for now.

I will tell you two other things. The first thing is that my superior suddenly called me to the office on September 14th and said that he wanted to talk to me for five minutes if he had something to do. I was very puzzled but still I rushed there. As soon as I entered the boss's office, the boss told me to close the door and started to congratulate me. After a long time, I got a salary increase. My annual salary increased by more than 20,000 yuan. This is very strange. September is the middle of the year. , there has never been a salary increase, only at the end of the year. My boss explained to me that because I worked hard, the company saw my value and was afraid that I would change jobs, so he took the initiative to give me a salary increase in the hope that I could continue to serve. . My boss also said that this salary increase is only for a few people, so it cannot be discussed in the company to avoid unnecessary disputes...

That's strange, I don't want to change jobs? I didn’t ask my boss for a raise? This salary increase came unexpectedly and suddenly, but I am still very happy to have a salary increase.

The second thing is that I received a call from a colleague on September 12 to inform me that I had won a grand prize. What grand prize? It is a large flower basket filled with gifts of various sizes. This is the second time I have won this kind of award. This kind of award is a tradition in our company. Every September, employees from all departments will donate money to buy various gifts. , placed in large or small flower baskets, and people spend money to buy raffle tickets to draw this flower basket. All the money from buying raffle tickets will be donated to some specific charities, which may be orphanages or stray animal homes, but not necessarily. I usually buy some raffle tickets, not to win, but just to help these organizations.

To be honest, it is not easy to win this kind of prize, because there are many people participating. Not only did I win, but I also won the biggest prize. In addition, I also won the prize last year, and it was also one of the biggest prizes. One, after two consecutive years, this is a bit difficult. You should understand that I have only been with this company for two years. In other words, I have won two big prizes in only two donations/luckstakes. I also find it strange. What cannot be denied is that my original intention was not to win the prize but to donate, so the money I donated was a little more than what people generally donate for the lottery, but this does not mean that I will win the prize. The colleague who helped me carry the flower basket into the car asked me to buy lottery tickets quickly, because he also thought it was too difficult to win and I actually won. However, all the gifts I got will probably be donated again at Christmas, because I won’t use these gifts myself, but I still feel quite happy when opening them.

I can share an experience with you. Growing up, I have never been lucky in terms of wealth. That is to say, winning prizes has never been my turn. I have never been able to get even a small prize. I’m the only one standing by and envying others.

But since I started donating money to various charities a few years ago and made it a habit, my fellow practitioners and I began to make fortunes, make unexpected fortunes, win prizes, and start to have things that others regard as "You are so lucky". We began to feel and see that the donated money was quickly returned in multiples, and the money came back in the right way (such as a salary increase). We took it with confidence and felt no regrets at all. .

Now my fellow practitioners and I are following one of the precepts in the Dunhun Bodhisattva Precepts. In plain English, it means that all sentient beings who ask you for help will not return empty-handed. Fulfill the wishes of all sentient beings. When someone comes to ask for money, we empty our pockets to get some money and give it to him; if (animals) come to ask for food, we will also get some food to give them; if (animals) come to ask for other things, we will also find ways to satisfy them. You can Try it, the results are interesting.

Our story does sound like a fantasy. You must be thinking, why do so many good things happen to my family? Real or fake? I can tell you that these are 100% my personal or fellow practitioners’ real experiences. They are really wonderful, but it doesn’t matter if you look at them with a normal mind.

If you study Buddhism well, everything will be fine. That's true.

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A series of things happened to us in the past week, leaving us stunned and unable to react. The matter has not yet settled, but I think we should be able to talk about it now. Please share it.

I copied the first chapter of the Ksitigarbha Sutra with gold paint on August 24. However, on the evening of August 28, my fellow practitioner told me that he was laid off from his job that morning. , I have to collect my things and leave at noon. This is his first layoff. I was very happy after hearing this. My fellow practitioner could finally take advantage of this opportunity to take a breath and take a break. I told him not to be in a hurry to find another job, because I can support the family with my income alone (it’s not that my income is high but my expenses are low), and we can survive without him working. I gave him three options. The first was to go back to Taiwan to spend some time with his 80-year-old father; the second was to travel and take a rest; the third was to take the opportunity to retreat, read the Buddhist scriptures, and He finished copying half of the Buddhist scriptures he had copied.

Because this incident happened suddenly, my fellow practitioner was not mentally prepared and had not yet decided what to do. However, on the afternoon of the 28th, he still sent his resume to two human resources companies. See It depends on the market conditions. Later on the 28th, my fellow practitioner received an inquiry call from the human resources company.

My fellow practitioner had a happy day at home on the 29th. I bought and cooked vegetables, went to the gym to exercise, cleaned the house, cleaned the cats’ living environment, took a nap, fed the wild cats... it was a lot of fun. Huh.

He had the opportunity for an interview on the afternoon of the 30th. The two parties talked for more than an hour and had a great time.

At around eight o'clock in the morning on the 31st, he received an appointment letter from the company he interviewed on the afternoon of the 30th. The company gave me 100% of the salary requested by my fellow practitioner. A little more, and not a penny will be deducted. Ah, how is this possible? There was another interview on the morning of the 31st. The two parties talked for more than two hours and had a great time. Due to the holiday, the other party said that they would submit an appointment letter to my fellow practitioner on the next working day. There was another interview on the afternoon of the 31st. My fellow practitioner decided that the previous two interviews were enough and canceled it.

Do you know what’s so strange about this matter? Based on my fifteen years of experience in this industry, excellent work performance, good popularity, and the current situation of the labor market, it is impossible for him to be laid off at this time. His previous company still has The other six to seven people were also laid off at the same time as him, and there was no news about it beforehand. My fellow practitioner said that when he greeted his superior before leaving, his superior looked very reluctant to let him go. The two companies he went to interview with also found it strange that he was laid off at this time, and both said they couldn't understand it, so it was strange that he was forced to be laid off at this time.

Secondly, the salary of his new job (taking the appointment letter received on the 31st as an example) is somewhat higher than the salary of his old job, which will probably increase by nearly 120,000 yuan a year. Neither of the two companies he applied for negotiated salary or other details with him, and the first company even asked him if he could start work next Monday. Based on the hiring process of American companies, this is simply impossible. Usually, you have to wait a few days for a response after the interview. Even if you hear back immediately, the salary will be discounted. It is possible to be like my fellow practitioners there. I got an interview opportunity the day after I was laid off. I received an appointment letter the day after the interview. The salary was completely based on the price offered by my fellow practitioners. How can such a good thing in the world be possible? Why do all these good things happen to my family?

How could this develop like this? He was fired from the company for no apparent reason, and found a new job within a few days. The job content and job title did not change much, but the salary increased by 120,000 yuan a year. To be honest, we have a little "that much" The feeling of money being forced into our arms."

The purpose of writing this post is not to talk about the work of my fellow practitioners, or why we are so lucky, but I am wondering if this matter has anything to do with my use of gold paint to copy the Ksitigarbha Sutra. relation?

I believe this matter has something to do with me using gold paint to copy the Ksitigarbha Sutra. Is this an induction? What do you think?

But when I copied the scriptures, I didn’t think of any benefits or had any purpose in mind. There was no such thing. I just thought that it would be great to use golden paint to copy the Ksitigarbha Sutra, so I decided to do it. I copied it, I really didn’t think about anything else, it was very unintentional.

Of course, my fellow practitioner said that this matter was related to him donating money to a colleague who had cancer for medical treatment, to copying scriptures for him, to his spiritual practice... It's not my fault. As you can see, the two of us took this as a joke and speculated about the cause of this incident. We really don’t know whether it was a reaction. We can only say that the series of things happened too cleverly and at the wrong time. Smooth, as if there is an invisible hand directing from behind; we feel like divine help.

Everyone must also understand that only Buddha can explain cause and effect. We ordinary people can see the ins and outs of why things happen like this. However, this matter is too unnatural, yet extremely natural, and it fills us with doubts. Factors beyond our control lead to unexpected results.

I write down the difference in salary before and after, not to show off, but just to let you see how much benefit the Ksitigarbha Sutra/Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva can bring to people in such a short period of time! If this is induction, this induction is really fast and fierce!

I still want to say here, copying sutras is good, copying sutras is wonderful, only by copying sutras can you understand the Dharma! Please try copying scriptures for those who have not yet done so, especially if you cannot sit still while meditating, suffer from back pain when praying and repenting, cannot read the scriptures, have no time for life release, have no money for printing scriptures, are afraid of being cheated for donating money, and have no place for Master. Those who are looking for it (Hey, I seem to be talking about myself!), you can try copying Buddhist scriptures, and you may want to copy a four-sentence verse first. This is also one of the eighty-four thousand Dharma doors. You can use any pen or paper. But don’t forget to have a pure mind when copying the scriptures and avoid distracting thoughts. But after you finish copying, you should dedicate it and find a clean drawer to put the copied scriptures. In this way, your merits will be complete.