What funny versions of ancient poems (adaptations) are there?

Purple smoke rises from the sunshine oven, and the mutton skewers are hanging in front of us.

Haruko has been in thousands of feet for three times, but he has no money in his pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

Come at night, bear, and see where you are going!

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere

Buy pesticides,

I was knocked down by smoke.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rained a lot during my stay in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Alone, I want to break my soul.

Excuse me, where is the beauty? The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send it first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran,

In the spring morning, I woke up easily. There are few beautiful women in science and engineering. If you can't sleep at night, just look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone).

"Ten Years of Life and Death in Jiangchengzi" Su Dongpo lived and died for ten years. Never think, never forget. A lonely grave thousands of miles away, desolate and nowhere to talk about. Even if we don't know each other, our faces are dusty and our temples are frosty. When night came, my dream suddenly came home. Xiao Xuan window, get dressed. Care for each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears are expected to break every year at the heartbroken place, and the moonlight night is short.

\ partridge sky \ Yan Cai sleeve holds a jade clock diligently, but she was drunk in those years. We danced and sang heartily, exhausted, and shook the peach fan feebly, from the late-night dance of Liushao Moon until the roof outside the house fell in the middle of the night. Since that parting, I have always missed that beautiful meeting and hugged you in my dream many times. Tonight, I look at you with a silver lamp, but I'm afraid this meeting is in my dream.

"Break the array, give it to Chen Tongfu, a strong word." Xin Qiji looked at the sword and dreamed of blowing the horn. Give the roast beef to the men and the band will play northern songs. This is a military parade on the battlefield in autumn. Horses run like Ma Delu, bows and arrows fly like thunder. It is a good idea for the emperor to complete the great cause of recovering the lost land of the country and gain a good reputation from generation to generation. Poor hair has become a white-haired man!

"Answer Mengshan Inn" Bai Juyi dreams, you travel thousands of miles, and it's my ghost for two years. Don't forget to sit in front of the bamboo bushes in the backyard.