The longest joke

There is a family. His father has a son named Xiao, a daughter named Shi, a grandson named Pan, and a granddaughter named Pan Feiting. Later, when his father died, they invited a scholar to read his name at the funeral, but the scholar was poor and didn't know those words. He thought, forget it, read it now. So, he read aloud: "The dutiful son struggles." The dutiful son was taken aback and thought, "Is there such a habit here? Is the dead going to somersault? " He had to do a somersault. The scholar read again: "Filial piety, yes." He didn't know how to pronounce' teacher', and his filial daughter cried, "I want to translate, too?" At this time, the scholar remembered the pronunciation of the word' teacher' and said happily, "teacher." The dutiful daughter unwillingly turned a somersault. When the scholar saw it, he thought it was the habit of this village, and the dead also had to somersault and said with a smile, "The people in this village are really strange." So he continued to read: "Filial piety, twice." Filial piety sun also barely turned over two. Granddaughter saw it and thought, "Wow! One is worse than the other. I had better hurry now. " Just as she was about to leave, the scholar shouted, "Don't run, be filial to your granddaughter, it's inconvenient!" ! "... Q: Hehe, can it be longer? Too few! ! ! Follow-up: also, don't say anything in the middle, or the students below will not understand what you say on the podium! ! Answer: Wow, this is also less? What do you mean, don't talk halfway? I think it's quite understandable. Follow-up: the students said a lot, about 1000 words! ! ! Answer: There really isn't. What grade are you in? Tell a joke of thousands of words. ............................, the longest joke we can tell in Qingyuan is only half of this. Brother ................., don't embarrass me. ..........