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Celebrity stories in recent years
1, Puyi
Puyi didn't study hard. In addition to being often sick and not going to school, she also gives orders to eunuchs from time to time to give teachers a holiday. His interest in reading is far less than that of the big juniper outside Qing Yu. Puyi often squats there to see ants, and after a long time, she forgets to eat. Later, attracted by crickets and earthworms, he asked people to move a large number of ancient porcelain pots to feed these insects.
Teachers have no choice but to take expedient measures. After getting up every morning, Zhang Qian, the eunuch in charge of state affairs, stood outside the bedroom and read yesterday's text aloud to Puyi several times. When Puyi paid a visit to Empress Dowager Cixi, she was asked to read the book from the beginning in front of Empress Dowager Cixi as a reminder.
In this way, after studying for several years, I certainly can't recite a few articles. Manchu is even worse. I didn't even learn the letters. With the death of my master Ikeda, I completely finished this course. In order to promote Puyi's study, the teachers came up with a method of class crossing.
Students in Bandu can get a reward of 80 taels of silver every month, and they can also enjoy riding horses in the Forbidden City, that is, after entering the palace from Donghuamen and Xihuamen, they ride for a distance in the palace and then dismount. This is a special favor and honor given by the imperial court to the liegeman.
First, Yu Chong, the son of Beizi Pulun, wrote Chinese characters, and later, he added Chinese characters to Pu Jie, the younger brother of Puyi and the second son of Prince Alcohol. At this time, Puyi made a little progress and could sit on the stool in the study in front of the teacher. Teachers can also admonish and admonish Pu Yi's faults by reprimanding Ban Du.
(2) What are the celebrity and patriotic stories in recent years?
Qian Xuesen 19 1 1 was born in Shanghai, and 1934 graduated from Shanghai Jiaotong University. In order to serve the motherland better, he was admitted to MIT for further study on 1935, and transferred to California Institute of Technology for further study on 1936, where he studied aviation engineering theory under the famous aviation scientist von Carmen. Qian Xuesen studied hard, got his doctorate three years later, and stayed in school to teach. Under the guidance of von Carmen, Qian Xuesen became interested in rocket technology and made great progress in the research fields of high-speed aerodynamics and jet propulsion. Soon, under the recommendation of Von Carmen, Qian Xuesen became the youngest tenured professor of California Institute of Technology.
At the beginning of reform and opening up, Henry Fok took the lead in investing in China, from Guangzhou White Swan Hotel to China Hot Spring Hotel, from expressways to bridges, from sports funds to welfare funds for the disabled, from Jinan University to Yingdong Swimming Pool ... So far, Henry Fok has invested and donated more than 5 billion yuan to the mainland. Among many mainland investments, Nansha has the largest investment, totaling 2.6 billion yuan in ten years. Regardless of returns, Huo's persistent investment has turned Nansha from a barren land into the most dynamic area in the Pearl River Delta.
Lu You was influenced by his father's strong patriotic thought since childhood, and he developed a character of worrying about the country and the people and longing for national reconstruction very early. In order to realize the ideal of serving the motherland, he paid special attention to studying the art of war. At the age of 20, he wrote in a poem, "Get on the horse and attack the crazy Hu, dismount the grass army", hoping to go to the battlefield in person one day and kill the enemy to serve the country. However, it was not until he was in his forties that he had the opportunity to be an officer in the army and realized his wish for many years.
(3) What stories did celebrities have when they were young?
1, the story of Zhu Kezhen's hard work.
Zhu Kezhen was born in Dongguan Town, Shaoxing, Zhejiang. Nicknamed bear. Teacher Xue in the town named him Kezhen, which means that he should be a solid pillar and pillar of the country.
Xiao Kezhen 1 year and a half, his father taught him to read. One day, my father went out and said to Zhu Kezhen before he left, "Kezhen, I won't teach you to read today, so I'll give you a day off." Xiao Kezhen, who was nursing in his mother's arms, insisted that his father teach him to recognize a few words before going. Zhu Kezhen knew many words when he was three years old, and he could recite many Tang poems.
Zhu Kezhen entered school at the age of five. You can study hard and get good grades in all your subjects. His brother is a scholar in the village and often instructs Zhu Kezhen to write articles. Once, his brother taught him to make sentences, and he didn't go back to his room until dawn when the chicken crowed.
Not many children are so willing to learn. Zhu Kezhen Jr. was thin and short, and some classmates ridiculed him: "What a shabby little dwarf, he won't live to be 20 years old …" These words stung Zhu Kezhen who vowed to exercise. I made an exercise plan overnight, and I get up to run and do exercises every morning when the chicken crows. He persisted for a period of time, and his physique was obviously enhanced. The students no longer call him "shorty".
After graduating from primary school, Zhu Kezhen entered Shanghai Middle School. 1909 was admitted to Tangshan Road and Mine School.
The teachers in this school are all British, and they are all English from textbooks to classes. China people are not allowed to enter. British teachers call students by numbers, not names, and they don't treat us China people as human beings at all. Zhu Kezhen was furious. He deeply felt that China would be bullied if it was not prosperous, so he studied hard and worked harder, and vowed to live up to the expectations of the people of China.
19 10, Zhu Kezhen studied in the United States and studied agriculture in the College of Agriculture of Illinois State University. Later, he found that agriculture was closely related to meteorology. 19 13 autumn, after graduating from the Agricultural College, he was admitted to the Geography Department of Harvard University to study meteorology. 19 18, Zhu Kezhen received a doctorate from Harvard University.
After returning to China, I worked in Nanjing Southeast University. After liberation, he served as vice president of China Academy of Sciences.
2. The story of Lu Xun's passion for reading.
When Lu Xun was young, his family conditions were very bad. In order to study, he took 8 yuan and went on his way. This 8 yuan, or mother managed to get it for him. In Nanjing, he entered Jiangnan Naval Academy, which is a free school. However, Lu Xun soon found that the school spirit here was not very good, so he transferred to another mine road school in the middle school attached to the local division.
Mine Road School is a new school, which is not only free, but also has a large student allowance, allowing Lu Xun to buy more books and stationery.
Lu Xun likes reading. At that time, it was the introduction of western culture, and excellent western works came out almost every month. In order to buy these books, Lu Xun scrimped and saved and went hungry from time to time. He still wears thin clothes in the cold winter.
Lu Xun is the youngest in the class, but he gets the best grades. He has a strong understanding and memory, and he usually studies hard, so he almost won the first prize.
Mine Road School has a perfect reward and punishment system, and every time you get excellent results in the quiz, you will be given a third-class merit medal. Several third-class medals can be exchanged for a second-class medal; Those who have accumulated more than two medals will be awarded a first-class medal. The first prize is gold, which is very valuable. Lu Xun is the only person who has won a gold medal in his class. He sold his medal and got many excellent books.
Some students feel that they can't understand that the gold medal is an infinite glory among students. In Lu Xun's view, books are more useful than medals, and he doesn't need anything to satisfy his vanity. Lu Xun kept this humble character all his life.
Lu Xun wrote many excellent works in his life. His works are often profound in content and cold and concise in brushwork, which are deeply loved by ordinary people. Some people say that this achievement comes from Lu Xun's genius, while others praise Lu Xun as a genius writer in person. Lu Xun said with emotion, "Where is the genius?" I spend all other people's coffee time at work. "
3. Einstein
Einstein liked the violin very much when he was a child. He dreams of becoming an excellent violinist like Paganini. Einstein would practice the piano whenever he had time. Although he is diligent and attentive, he still makes no progress. Einstein's parents thought that he had no talent for music, but in order not to hurt his children's self-esteem, they never stopped him from learning piano.
One day, Einstein went to consult the violin teacher, and the teacher said to him, "Please play a tune for me first." Einstein played a tune by his idol Paganini, but it was full of holes. After the music was finished, the teacher asked Einstein, "Son, why do you like playing the violin so much?"
Einstein said, "I want to be a great violinist like Paganini." The teacher asked again, "Are you happy?"
"I am very happy."
The teacher went on to say, "son, you are very happy, which means you have succeeded." Do you have to be Paganini to succeed? " I believe that happiness is success. "
Einstein felt deeply after listening to the teacher. He understands that happiness is more important than being Paganini. Later, Einstein still liked playing the violin. Although he didn't play very well, he gained a lot of happiness from it.
Happiness is the easiest success in the world. Only by doing what you feel happy can you get real happiness.
4. Tang Bohu devoted himself to painting.
Tang Bohu was a famous painter and writer in Ming Dynasty. When he was young, he showed superhuman talent in painting. As a disciple of the great painter Shen Zhou, Tang Bohu naturally studied harder, quickly mastered the painting skills, and was highly praised by Shen Zhou.
Unexpectedly, due to Shen Zhou's praise, Tang Bohu, who has always been modest, gradually became complacent. Shen Zhou see in the eye, in mind. During a meal, Shen Zhou asked Tang Bohu to open the window. Tang Bohu found that his window was actually a painting by Teacher Shen Zhou. Tang Bohu felt very ashamed and devoted himself to painting.
5. Andersen
Andersen is a world-famous fairy tale writer. His hometown is in a small town in Denmark. When I was a child, Andersen's family was very poor. His father is a shoemaker, and his mother helps others wash clothes. At home, he often eats every meal.
Andersen's playmates are also children from poor families. Those rich people don't allow their children to play with children from poor families. Many poor children have to help their families since childhood, so many times Andersen is alone.
Once, my father watched loneliness playing at home and said, "Come and play, son!" " "
Andersen's home is simple enough. There is only a small room. The narrow space is full of broken stools and rotten beds, leaving little room for children to move.
However, it is such a shabby hut that my father decorated it like a small museum. There are many paintings and decorative porcelain hanging on the wall, some toys on the windowsill cabinet, and books and songs on the bookshelf. Even on the door glass, a landscape painting was drawn. ...
Father often tells Andersen stories of ancient Arabia such as Arabian Nights, and sometimes reads him a play by Danish comedian Holberg or a play by British Shakespeare.
The stories in these books make little Andersen deep in thought, and he often can't help but take out the puppets carved by his father in the window and perform according to the stories. This did not satisfy him. He sewed small clothes for puppets with rags, dressed them up as poor beggars, neglected poor children and aristocratic landlords who bullied the people, and made up puppet shows according to his actual life experiences.
In order to broaden children's horizons and enrich children's spiritual world, parents agreed and encouraged Andersen to take to the streets to see the life of glib businessmen, craftsmen buried in their jobs, hunched old beggars, nobles riding horses, hypocritical mayors, priests and others, and gain various perceptual experiences.
(4) Fifteen celebrity stories.
Gather together to create chaos
George fedor is a famous French playwright, especially good at writing burlesque. The girl of proverbs is one of his representative works. However, the play was not favored by the audience at its first performance, but it deeply touched the audience during the performance, and cheers came and went in the theater. Fedo was at the theater that night. He was yelling like everyone else.
"Fedo, are you crazy?" The friend asked incredulously.
"Not crazy!" Fedo explained, "only in this way can I not hear the abuse of the audience and not be sad about it."
overcoat
Before Einstein became famous, he lived in poverty and dressed casually. A friend once advised him to buy a coat, otherwise it would be difficult to enter the society. He smiled and replied, "I am unknown. No one knows me even if I dress beautifully." A few years later, Einstein, who became a great scientist, dressed simply as before. His friend once again reminded him to make a decent coat, commensurate with his status. He still smiled and replied, "Even if I dress more casually now, someone will know me."
contract
Russian fable writer krylov was poor all his life, but optimistic by nature.
Once, he signed a lease contract with the landlord, and saw a sentence written on it-"If the tenant catches fire due to carelessness, he must pay 15000 rubles".
Krylov not only had no objection, but also added two zeros after "15000".
"1500000 rubles!" The landlord shouted in great surprise.
"Don't make a fuss, sir," he answered calmly. "I can't afford it anyway."
joke
French biologist Georges Ye Wei is the founder of comparative anatomy, and he is also very good at paleontology. One day, his students played a joke on him.
At that time, Zhu Ye Wei was busy doing experiments in the studio. Suddenly, the door was pushed open by two speakers. At this moment, a monster rushed in. Its mouth was wide open and its fangs were long and sharp. Chrysanthemum Ye Wei heard the noise, raised her head and lowered her head to do things.
Afterwards, the students asked curiously, "Sir, why are you not afraid at all?"
"Very simple, because all hoofed animals are herbivores." He said with a smile.
⑤ Three stories of modern celebrities in China.
Meng Xiangbin 1
Meng Xiangbin (1April 9, 979-June 5438+065438+1October 30, 2007) was born in a peasant family in Qiao Liu Township, Qihe County, Dezhou City, Shandong Province. 1997 joined the army after graduating from high school, and was recommended by the organization to be admitted to Lanzhou Branch of China People's Liberation Army Information Engineering University. On June 30th, 2007, Comrade Meng Xiangbin died heroically at the age of 28 because he risked his life to save a young woman who jumped into the river.
Moved China Person of the Year in 2007. Before his death, he worked hard, studied actively, United with comrades and helped others enthusiastically, which was well received by leaders and comrades. On April 20 12, the name "Meng Xiangbin" was registered as a trademark, and his unit came forward to defend rights.
610 modern celebrity stories
1, the copied book
Hou, the master of crosstalk language, only attended primary school for three years. Because he is diligent and studious, his artistic level has reached a perfect level and he has become a famous language expert.
On one occasion, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that he wanted to buy, he went to all the second-hand book stalls in Beijing but failed to buy it. Later, he learned that Beijing Library had this book, so he decided to copy it back.
In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.
2. Zhang Guanghou eats books.
Mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper about deficient value, and thought it was very useful for his research work, so he read it again and again.
This paper has more than 20 pages, and he has read it repeatedly for more than half a year. Because of repeated groping, clear black marks were left on the white pages. His wife joked with him that it was not reading, but eating books.
3. Lu Xun chews peppers
As a teenager, Mr. Lu Xun studied hard since childhood. He studied at Jiangnan Naval Academy and got excellent results in the first semester. The school awarded him a gold medal. He immediately took it to the street of Nanjing Gulou and sold it. Then he bought some books and a bunch of red peppers.
Whenever it's cold at night and he can't stand reading at night, he picks a pepper and chews it in his mouth, making his forehead sweat. In this way, he insisted on studying. After studying hard, he finally became a famous writer in China.
4. Peng's story of measuring magnanimity.
More than 30 people, including Peng, commander-in-chief of the Third Army of the Red Army, inspected the terrain ahead, and the messenger shouted out of the way while holding the red flag. Only one soldier sat still. Peng shouted a few words when he saw someone in the way. The soldier stood up and gave General Peng two punches.
Mr. Peng told him to hurry. Later, the messenger tied up the soldiers and went to see General Peng. Peng Zong immediately sent him back. The soldier knew that he was in trouble, and he was afraid. I was deeply moved to see that Mr. Peng was able to shrug off. Later, everyone said, "The commander-in-chief is really generous!"
5. Cai Yuanpei studied for sixty years.
Cai Yuanpei, born in Shaoxing, Zhejiang Province. China democratic revolutionist, educator, scientist, outstanding pioneer of intellectual circles. Cai Yuanpei's first editor.
Cai Yuanpei has been studying hard since he was a child, and there are many mosquitoes every day. When reading at night, he put his feet in the bucket to avoid mosquito bites and concentrate on reading. He never stopped reading during his life's complicated work and revolutionary struggle. In his later years, he recalled: "Since I was a teenager ... I have been studying for 60 years ... and there is hardly a day when I haven't read some books."
Because he has never stopped studying all his life, he is knowledgeable and known as an "academic master."
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