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Make a sentence with the first sentence-make a sentence with the first sentence
2. What is the first sentence asked by the taxi driver? Is to ask where you are going? If you don't know where you are going, no matter how skilled the driver is or how familiar the route is, there is no way to take you there. Many people don't know what they really want. I don't know where my goal is.
China's foreign policy is consistent. There are three sentences. The first sentence is against hegemonism, the second sentence is to safeguard world peace, and the third sentence is to strengthen unity and cooperation with the third world.
When he woke up, the first thing he asked was whether the state property was damaged.
If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
6. His first sentence when he entered school was: "You can challenge me, but I'm ready to laugh at you!" .
7. Ebbel said that the first thing the two men said was, "Do you have any cold beer here?" . When the people present raised their glasses to celebrate their release, the two engineers expressed their hope to know the latest ranking of the Bundesliga.
8. arora's first sentence after seeing me turned out to be: "Dear, Golden Street is more beautiful than I expected!
9. When I was a baby, the first thing I shouted was mom. When I grow up, my first gift is for my mother. And you silently supported me behind my back, but I didn't realize it. I was still worried about you when I was outside. Today is Father's Day. I want to say I miss you, Dad!
10 However, my good impression of his appearance was ruined by his first sentence.
1 1. The first sunshine in the New Year is the warmest, and the first blessing in the New Year is the most effective. On the first day of the new year, send my blessing: I wish you a happy "salary" year, unlimited money, feelings like the East China Sea, feelings like Nanshan!
12. So among the three cleaning industries, it ranks first, which is the fundamental foundation and very important.
13. The first thing I shouted when I was a child was my mother. When I grow up, my first gift is for my mother. And you silently supported me behind my back, but I didn't realize it. I was still worried about you when I was outside. Today is Father's Day. I want to say I miss you, Dad!
14, I send my first blessing to you today, because I love you; I give you the rose I just picked from the garden, because it belongs to you; I give my life to you, because I only have you in my heart. Happy birthday!
15, I have three words to say to you. The first sentence is "I miss you!" The second sentence is "I miss you!" The third sentence is "I still miss you!" I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hold you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.
16. In the first sentence, I made arrangements for your holiday. In the next three sentences, I said that Shanghai is very modern, then I said shopping, and then I said sightseeing.
17, we can live in this beautiful and wonderful world because our parents raised us. They teach us every first in life, they teach us to take the first step, they teach us to say the first sentence, they teach us to know the first word ... without our dear parents, there would be no us.
18, my father's words made me understand his ordinary and bumpy life, and also gave me a benchmark in life. The first sentence always reminds me to distinguish between public and private, and to be innocent; The second sentence has always inspired me to be down-to-earth and honest; The third sentence has been urging me to be selfless and open-minded all my life!
19, "of course! We will definitely help each other, please rest assured. " This is the first sentence after she hung up on her tutor last night and swore that all his ancestors had moved to their ancestral graves for 18 generations, and vowed to heaven that if she said one more word to him, she would tell him his last name ... and looked out the window calmly at the beautiful late summer and early autumn.
20. Time is limited, and I miss you infinitely, so I hope you are in my sight, the world is changing, and love remains unchanged, so I hope you are by my side. This is my first miss letter to you. I hope you can hear it.
2 1, my grandfather looked at me coldly, and my father asked you to get married with my elusive expression.
22. There are two sentences. Pick any one and you can calm your wife down. The first sentence: "You are right." The second sentence: "buy." .
The sales star introduced his successful experience to his colleagues. Colleague asked: Can you sum up the secret of success in one sentence? Sales star laughs: After every housewife opens the door, my first sentence is: Girl, is your mother at home?
24. The first thing to wake you up in a day is the alarm clock. The first thing I see is sunshine. The first thing to do is washing. The first meal is breakfast. The first greeting is good morning. I will be the first to bless you: Good morning friend, happy every day!
25. Do things neatly and never drag your feet. For example, when my son comes home from school, the first sentence is: Dad, this is my exam result. Then the second sentence is: This is my face.
26. Q: Do you know when Pinyin was invented? A: It was invented when I was very hungry, because the first sentence was "Ah (a), I (o), hungry (e)!" .
27. Before the first couplet was posted, it was there; Before I could set off firecrackers, the first firecrackers rang; I lost the first jiaozi before I could bite it; The first greeting was not sent by others, so it was early. Dear, Happy New Year's Eve!
28. The second sentence is not a fresh and attractive phrase. Although it has 90 syllables, it is only a compressed version of the meaning of the first sentence.
29. There are two words I have always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up my courage on this special day: First, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously. Happy Valentine's Day.
30. I've always wanted to say something to you. Today is New Year's Day. I think I must say it on the first day of the new year. The first sentence: I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence: Never take the first sentence seriously!
3 1, the first sentence just tells people to put money in their hats to help them.
32. I came to the end of mankind and smelled the smell of mankind-I still love it. On the cliff at the end of mankind, the first sentence is: everything comes from love. lake
It has nothing to do with her. I just won't do it for the sake of doing it. If the first thing you want to say afterwards is' don't say' or' forget what happened', I won't do it either. If you must do something in secret, you shouldn't do it in the first place. David? Nyx
34. The first sentence in your article: There is only one kind of art, and when it spreads to the world, there is no trace of nature.
The first sentence is your happiness. The first step is your happiness. The first word is your achievement. Mom, thank you for giving me so many firsts in my life. Happy birthday.
36. I will give you four sentences. The first sentence is, think of yourself as someone else. The second sentence is, treat others as yourself. The third sentence, treat others as others. The fourth sentence is, think of yourself as yourself.
37. When playing in Thailand, the locals are friendly and rich, because the first thing they say when they meet is: swipe our card.
38. My girlfriend told me today that there are two words I've always wanted to say to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously!
39. Three sentences to yourself when you are upset: The first sentence "Forget it" tells yourself to work hard but not be persistent; The second sentence "Never mind" tells yourself that if you work hard, you will have no regrets; The third sentence "it will pass" tells yourself that the bright sunshine is always after the storm. No matter what happens, everything is the best arrangement-good night, friend.
40. When I was in college, I was honored to attend a party with a beautiful woman from our Foreign Languages Department. Just entering the student affairs office, I was shocked by the secretary of the Party branch of the Student Union. The first sentence of their welcome party was: "Congratulations, today is your big day." .
4 1. I wrote many diaries, wrote down my thoughts and poured out my feelings. You are on every page. I'll sing the first sentence of a love song to you. I hope you will respond in chorus. Let's play the music of a happy life!
42. The new evidence also shows that his exciting first sentence was uttered spontaneously, not predetermined by NASA or the White House.
43. I cut out the first sentence of happiness and decorated it in your birthday wishes. I picked up a happy and beautiful memory and treasured it in your faint years, my friend. Happy birthday and good health.
44. A quarter of an hour's waiting, I look forward to your arrival, a minute's waiting, I prepare my blessing for you, a second's wonderful, I send you a birthday present. Dear friend, I said the first sentence "Happy Birthday".
45. Cui Jian's first words on the stage were: Merry Christmas to everyone, we are Christmas under the red flag, and the eggs left by the red flag!
46. Therefore, I list this sentence as the first sentence of women's taboo.
47. May the first sunshine bring you a hundredfold energy, the first greeting bring you a refreshing feeling, and the first sentence won't make you nervous. The first sentence is' good morning'!
48. Besides, your Chinese is nonsense. With the progress of science and technology and the improvement of enterprise management efficiency, people begin to think and hope to create a new way of life and management. .
49. Dear, do you still remember the lyrics of Happy Birthday? Teach me! I remember the first sentence: happy birthday to you, oh, happy birthday to you. You can sing the rest to yourself! Even if it's my birthday present for you! Ha ha! Happy birthday!
50. When I was born, I saw your gentle smile at first sight. Babbling, the first sentence when you come to this world, is your great name, mom. Mother's Day, I wish all mothers in the world will always be so beautiful.
5 1. The last sentence he said was: "My name is Cao Xuanning." Just like that year, the shy teenager with beautiful fox peach eyes saw her first words. Time flies, time flies. Qingqing's carefree
52. I still remember when I was in middle school, our math teacher was a person who liked telling jokes very much. The jokes he told were the kind that we didn't think were funny but kept laughing. So one day our class agreed that when the teacher came in, we would all laugh at the first sentence. On this day, the math teacher came into the classroom and said with a heavy face: My mother died last night. I laughed after listening to it, and the whole class was speechless.
53, a buddy undergraduate replied, in order to highlight the importance of its research, my first sentence: finite element method, is out of date. A row of faces are professors studying finite element. So this guy was tortured all day!
54. There are two words I've always wanted to say to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously Haha, remember to be happy!
55. The first sentence with you every day is the reason why I smile every day. Malfoy
56. The first sentence after the festival: Work should continue; The second sentence after the festival: eat carefully; The third sentence after the festival: get up early and go to bed early; The fourth sentence after the festival: career struggle; The fifth sentence after the festival: You are so happy! Every word is sincere and every word is true. May you be happy forever!
The poet said what I wanted to say in the first sentence.
58. The woman in white slowly opened her eyes. If her eyes are black at night, the light is dizzy in her eyes, like lighting up the flowing stars all over the sky. "You are so noisy." She said the first sentence coldly. Sola
59. Officials say they are clean, but nonsense is their first sentence. Everyone is talking about naked marriage, but they are actually deceiving themselves; The news broadcast praises China every day, but in fact China is bragging every day.
60. The first thing I shouted when I was a child was my mother. When I grow up, my first gift is for my mother. And you silently supported me behind my back, but I didn't realize it. I was still worried about you when I was outside. Today is Father's Day. I want to say I miss you, Dad!
6 1, the first sentence of the Duke of Hakodate running over made Chen Lin speechless, and the name of the little husband with flowers on his head made many moon charm female players avoid it, which made the Duke of Hakodate suddenly stuck and depressed.
62. At the beginning of the novel, the first sentence is "Shazilong Guard Bureau has been changed into an inn", and then the pen changes: "The dream of the East cannot but wake up".
63. You see, the first sentence is lovers, right? If the second sentence fits the size, it should be exactly "inch", and the frown in the third sentence is a small bar on the inch.
64. Manager Wei's patrol disappeared and ran away with a lot of trophies (bullets that hit him)! This news is the first sentence that Cai Daya and Kong Er's son heard when they saw Qinglong on the dock.
65. We had a look. The first sentence above is "I don't know how expensive rice is unless I am in charge", and then it is a coup for families to save money and reduce expenses.
66. He went to Li Shifu, a shoemaker, to inquire about the situation. Li Shifu was full of anger, and the first sentence he said was: "The Golden Moon Lock Factory is outrageous! Last time they lied, this time it's even more blatant.
67. Just then, Pan Feng woke up. As a result, the first sentence he heard was the host's undisguised spit, which made him feel sad.
68. The first sentence after waking up turned out to be "several to several".
69. Zhao Fei has been filled with joy and be elated by the first sentence of Crazy Brother. Where will there be other opinions? ………
70. Your definition is very good. Please look at the first sentence posted by Long Xing.
7 1. The first sentence quoted by Ren Lei comes from Yang Yang. She is wearing a small green coat and has a small mushroom head. Facing the visit of beautiful village head Ke Xin, he mixed his nickname with his big name when introducing himself, which made everyone present laugh.
72. This is the first sentence that Zhu, an employee of the marketing department of Hebei Handan Power Supply Company, said to the reporter.
73. When you change your name and say the first sentence, the top of your head is black.
In China, three chapters of the Constitution are well known, and the first sentence is "The murderer dies".
75. This is the first sentence written by Li Shuangquan, a prisoner in Yongchuan Prison.
Deng, a villager in Daicun, said that after her son was diagnosed with "glomerular hematuria" in the hospital last September, the first sentence of the doctor was "You can't drink the water there any more".
77. At Qingnian Street Station, the first sentence when passengers get off the bus is "Come down, I'm suffocating". The first thing to do when you get off the bus is to tidy up your clothes.
78. After much deliberation, Tian Yun thinks that the first sentence can be ignored. As for the second sentence, it can be understood that if you want to break the array, you must first understand the attributes of the array and then take corresponding measures to break the array.
79. "difficult! A confidant is hard to find, and a good marriage is hard to find! " Long time no see single old friends, the first sentence when they meet often say.
80. Qin and pipa meet on the road, and it is a mellow heartache! The first sentence is easy to explain. Meng Ziyun paid tribute to Xia Houshi at the age of 50, which means that Wang Hui became famous at the age of 50. This has come true, but I don't understand it at all.
8 1, you are a big man, why are you so narrow-minded, and you are not a gentleman at all!
82. The first poem recited was Ye Shaoweng's The Garden is Worthless. When reciting Zhang's second poem "Fishing Songs", the first sentence is "Egrets fly in front of the Cisse Mountain", and the second sentence actually goes back to what I recited just now "A small mouth can't fly for a long time".
83. When the female nurse saw me wake up, the first sentence was not to ask about my illness, but to make such an absent-minded remark, which puzzled me.
84. The first sentence of Wang Chang, a villager from Houguan Village, Liulisi Town, Gaotang County, Shandong Province, when he met the reporter was a big surprise.
85. It's really terrible, although the first sentence that Ling Luo saw this scene late was: "Oh! Great, there's dinner.
86. The microphones of major media were placed in front of Mu Siming, hoping to interview the first sentence of this hero who saved countless hostages and remained so indifferent after swimming in danger.
87. The first sentence of meeting is not comfort or concern, but an absent-minded sentence.
88. I haven't heard from Zhao Fei. As a result, a woman who is similar in age to Shangguan Yan and very delicate found Shangguan Yan. The woman asked in the first sentence, "Are you Shangguan Yan?" .
89. Mrs. Ji clapped her hands and said, Good poem! Another wonderful poem! In the first sentence, Yiyi Liu Yang is compared to Jasper, the beautiful concubine of Ismail, King of Runan in Jin Dynasty. It's wonderful that she is slim and graceful.
On the 90 th and 7 th nights, Na Ying stopped coughing in the middle of the first high note in the performance of the opening track, and then put it into performance again after a short adjustment.
9 1, this is the first and last sentence that China coach Shen Si told reporters after the game.
92. Different from the first sentence, if the sound of snow is extremely low, it will be even more frightening.
93. Before the first line of Hebei Bangzi's "Da Deng Dian" was finished, the little girl's full and gripping singing voice won a flood of applause from the audience.
94. Hearing the first sentence, Jpua almost fell off the big stone he was squatting on. It turns out that the happy doll is actually a woman with a sweet voice, which makes people a little uneasy.
95. Money Online News "It's awesome, awesome, much better than Chongqing ..." This is the first sentence of more than 600 tourists who got off at Zhenyuan on June 16.
96. This is the first sentence that Zhou Yu said after waking up. He has been holding back for several days, but now he is awake. When the word Grandpa got stuck in his throat, he finally roared out and resounded through the sky, scaring Chen Xue, who was taking care of him, almost fell to the ground.
97. The first sentence of the Chief of Staff almost made the Duke angry, but the next sentence made him happy. According to reliable sources, only the remnants of mercenaries wiped out by the Central Army a few days ago are close to our city, and they just pass by.
98. "After 50 years, I finally have an account. Thank you for the police at the Nansan Border Police Station. " This is the first sentence that Li Xiaosan, from the village committee of Ban Long, Nansan Town, Lincang County, Yunnan Province, said after completing the household registration.
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