Jokes: My computer _ laughs till my stomach hurts _ laughs till my girlfriend is happy.

My family bought a computer! This is a birthday present for me!

Listen to dad, this is the most advanced 986! It is the most advanced computer now, and

The bully 686 who advertises on TV every day is even more powerful. "It's MMX", he

Look at the Zhejiang manual and say, "As soon as you hear this name, you will know that it is imported." MM chocolate

Beans are my favorite. I didn't expect to have a MM computer, but I heard there was.

The name of the company is 3M, which is one more M than this. It must be more advanced.

Computers are so advanced, my father also set a discipline for us, such as putting computers.

The house is carpeted, so you have to wear special slippers to use the computer. "This is my own design.

In terms of books, "he waved the computer book in his hand," this book is also excellent.

Published in 1988, it is less than 10 year now. It has been reprinted four times, which is obvious.

More popular with readers. "

The person from the computer company who came to my home to install the computer said that this computer has many functions.

It's multimedia. You can watch VCD-a DVD, which is the most advanced in the world at present.

Technology, and can do many other things, but he can't remember at the moment. this

The man is good at installing computers, but he forgot to bring a screwdriver, so his father had to go upstairs to get pictures.

My uncle lent him one. He told us when he installed the computer that his company was interested in computers.

The user provides training for free, and then he provides training for us and tells us that it is on the computer.

The biggest button in front is the switch. To turn on the computer, just press it. Great, I ...

Can also use the computer.

Chinese New Year is nice, but it's too cold, but my computer is very advanced and hot.

Like heating, it feels very hot. But dad doesn't like it. He gave electricity.

The brain company made a phone call and the company's repairman came. Dad borrowed it for him on the sixth floor.

A screwdriver, he told his father, their company has a strong technical force, and you can tell it is a computer power supply at a glance.

The fan was broken, so he brought one to change it. Because it is within the warranty period, the company has implemented the "three guarantees"

Package ",such as material costs, start-up costs, working hours, taxes, tool wear costs, technical consulting fees, etc.

And so on, a series of fees are not charged, as long as you underwrite the round-trip taxi fare to 50 yuan, look.

What great after-sales service! It's all free! And the new fan is also great, buzzing.

Listen, it's loud and imposing. Everyone who comes to my house will know that we buy electricity.

Brain.

As soon as the people from the computer company leave, my father will show his cards to my mother and me and show us VCD.

Listen, dad is great. He can do anything. Of course, he can play VCD on the computer. He is easily defeated.

Li found the switch of the computer. Wow, there are blue sky and white clouds on the screen. It's really good. Dad, yes.

We said we should watch movies with the mouse, which he learned when he bought a computer in a computer company.

He picked up the mouse and performed for us, but no matter how he moved the mouse, the arrows on the screen were all

No, he told us that this is a new computer, which needs running-in before it can be used, just like a car.

The same, but I heard him secretly call someone from the computer company, someone from the computer company.

Here we go again (like last time, we only charge taxi fares, all of which are free! ), the original mouse has to be put.

Just slide on the table. But when the people from the computer company left, the mouse refused to move again, which was really strange.

Strange, then the people from the computer company came again (all for free! ), busy for a long time, mom.

Mother is afraid that the plastic bag outside the mouse bread will be torn down. What advanced plastic this is.

The material bag, as soon as I pinch the small pimple on it, it bursts. After my mother gave it to me, I used half of it.

When I was a child, I broke all the pimples on it. Computers are so useful.

I went to school the next day and told my classmates that our family bought a computer, which is still multimedia, and it is ok.

Watching VCD is a small DVD, and everyone is particularly envious, except Xiao Pang, he said, their family's.

The bully is even better, and he can play with balloons. What is balloon shooting? My computer is always advertising.

MM chocolate brand! This killed Xiao Pang.

Later, my father finally learned to watch VCD-on the computer-that is, small DVD. He treated my mother and me.

Saying it's high-tech is totally different from using a DVD player. Right, watching VCD- on the computer-

-It's just a DVD. It feels great. The people in it jump, just like my favorite cartoon.

Same. Dad can also use the computer to calculate math problems. "What is 2 times 5?" Dad tested me and got familiar with it.

Practice moving the mouse: "Take ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………".

We bought a VCD player at home. Dad doesn't need a computer to watch VCD at this time. male

I learned to mine by computer, and I often sweep until two or three o'clock in the evening. But then mom said, this belongs to.

Playing games will bring computer viruses and prevent dad from digging. The computer will get sick when playing games.

Poison, this is what dad said himself, which he read from his precious book. Dad is still good to me.

Scientists have said that this computer virus will only infect computers, not people, but only people who don't know how to do it.

I think this is contagious. Although dad still wants to defend this time, he said that mine sweeping is not playing games, but sweeping the floor.

Ray is really in the offline game bar, which is very clear and can not be ignored. It's broken. He plays.

It's been such a long time, and not all our computers are viruses! Although it is not contagious, it can be charged.

My brain is sick again. What if the new fan is broken? And the old fan must have been damaged by the virus.

Yes, thanks to the free warranty. The facts are clear, so dad must promise not to lie to me, but I know,

He also often steals a sweep, hum! I really didn't realize. I'll make him pay for it next time.

Since our family bought a computer, many people have come to our home as guests. My father has a friend.

Uncle Wang is good at doing things. He is full of computer jargon, which I can't understand, except that he is right.

Dad said that my computer is very good, and the manual says there are 32 megabytes of hard disks. "Know what?

Call a hard drive? "He said to his father," you see, the original market is weak, and it is deformed when it is broken.

It's called a floppy disk. Now the disk is small and has a shell. It can't be broken any more, so it's called a hard disk.

Look at how advanced science is now, even the disk has been modified, and it will never break like a floppy disk again. "dad

I nodded admiringly and quickly asked him a question: "Xiao Wang, there are all these buttons on the computer."

What role? Uncle Wang told us: "This power supply is a power switch, which can be reset," he said.

I looked it up with my father's English-Chinese dictionary. "RESET means reset, which means press this."

The button to restore the factory settings, TURBO…… ......................................................................................................................................................................

Beth, this is the turbine switch. "A turbine is a fan," Dad told him. "We just changed it.

There is a new one. ""Yes, yes, that's the fan. " Uncle Wang told us, and then began to use the computer.

After reading the typing tray of my computer for a long time, he looked up and asked his father, "Your computer is not only windy."

Fan, is there something wrong with this typing tray, too? It's not just that there is no multiplication sign. Why is there only ESC and no DIR?

Where are the buttons? "

Dad hurried to a computer training class, and now he is triumphant and comes back from school on the first day.

He proudly told me that he learned D-O-S today, understand? It's called "Get me in the way,

You got it? "He reads every word clearly, although I can't think of anything that will hinder him.

This is his business. Is it a mouse? But look at the way he looks down on my mother and me. I'm not going to ask him.

But the next day, dad learned something new, that is, DOS doesn't read "Let me get out of the way", it should be connected.

Reading "eventful autumn" is right. No wonder my mother said that it was an eventful time for my father to buy a computer. So there really is such a door.

Class. After D-O-S several times, my father began to learn W-P-S, which is much more fun than D-O-S and has a "menu".

Well, I wonder if there is any spicy shredded chicken I like in this W-P-S P-S. But before I figure it out, dad,

Just graduated, with a red stamp diploma. Dad is great.

Dad told me that there is no WPS in the computer at home, but it doesn't matter. Dad has plenty of ways, he asked.

Someone copied a copy from the typing shop in front Look how professional! That's called "copying", not ordinary people

After saying "recorded a disc", my father took notes on the operation steps, and made a CD first.

WPS, no matter what SPDOS, can be very complicated. Of course, my dad goes to school specially. can

In a few days, the computer can't get out of the blue sky and white clouds, dad can't play mine clearance, and even WPS can't get out.

Not only our computers can't get out, but even those in the typing shop can't get out. It's just that a line of English words will always pop up.

No, dad looked it up in the dictionary for a long time and said that the first word was bad, which means bad. It's broken, I ...

There is something wrong with the computer at home! Later, people from the computer company came again and said that the computer had a virus. Fortunately, they can.

Kill, hum! I still don't understand this. Dad must have played mine clearance, and he still won't admit it!

Later, my father never dared to play mine-sweeping. My computer was covered with a dust cover specially made by my mother.

The high earth stands on the table, just like a military base covered by a hidden net, only when others come to visit.

As soon as they opened it, dad showed them how to watch VCD on the computer. Looking at the envious eyes of everyone, I am extremely proud.

Because my computer is great!