Homophonic joke

Listen, everyone: There is a Yuan Di Temple in the village, and there is a land temple next to it. Then Master Yuan Di often asked for land gossip. When the temple was stolen for one yen, he asked the land to visit it. The land said,' If there were no thieves in this place, God would steal things carelessly.' Yuan Di said,' Nonsense, you are the land. If you lose it, don't ask who went. Instead of taking a thief, do you think my god will be careless? The land said,' Although I was not careful, the feng shui in the temple was not good.' Yuan Di said,' Do you know Feng Shui?' The land said,' Wait for the little god to come and see. The land looked around for a while, then came back and said, "It is unwise to sit behind two red doors. The little god is sitting behind a brick wall, so natural things can't be lost. Just change the wall behind the master in the future. Master Yuan Di sounds reasonable and asks God to send someone to hit the wall. The gods will sigh and say,' Now the incense is burning. Master Yuan Di could not tell the gods what to do, but they also had no idea. At this moment, General Tortoise at the foot of Master Yuan Di stood up and said, "You are really useless, but I have an idea." . Why don't you take down the red door and put it on my stomach at night?' All the gods and generals said,' Yes, it's free, and it's easy to be powerful.' So General Tortoise took the job and became quiet. A few days later, something was lost in the temple. The gods called to the earth and said,' You said you wouldn't lose anything by building a wall. Why throw away the wall now? The land said,' This wall is not strong. The gods will say,' Look. At first glance, this land is really a good wall. How could there be a crash? Touching his hand, he said,' I think this is a real wall, but I didn't know it was a fake wall!

It's a bit long ~ ~ ~ In A Dream of Red Mansions, Jia Qiang was called a fake wall.