A joke about typos.

1. My history teacher has long hair and shawls, is not tall, has a bad temper and is a bit "chest" ... 2. There is an essay about a Chinese teacher. When introducing the teacher's appearance, it should be "teacher's oval face". As a result, students wrote "teacher's paw face". The Chinese teacher is going crazy.

After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "relics", we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew ...

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" ...

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" ...

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you: "Wait for the next history class and tighten your skin." (intense)

I think I am a good student who is worried about both academic performance and academic performance. ...

Teacher's comment: You should worry about failing. (excellent)

7. It's going to rain, and the farmer's uncle is picking up a small watch in the field. (wheat)

Teacher's comment: Where to get it? Let's organize a voluntary labor on Sunday. (wheat)

8. Just then, a "stroke" car just hit Xiao Qiang.

Teacher's comment: "Stroke" brand car?

9. Those who eat are heroes, and the fittest survive.

Teacher's comment: Good teeth, good appetite and good health! Picking the fat is not the way to keep fit. (Understand current affairs)

10. Qu Yuan, who was exiled, never forgot to serve his country, and finally kissed himself on the Wujiang River because there was no way to serve his country.

Teacher's comment: I miss Xiang Yu so far and refuse to cross Jiangdong! (suicide)

1 1.2060 am, Jiuquan Space Device Launch Base, Gansu Province. ...

Teacher comment: Jiuquan? It was created by Yan Luowang! (Jiuquan)