Everyone tells jokes.

Some of them are excellent! Please read the following:

Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness!

As long as the mind does not decline, the method is always more difficult than it is!

If sincerity is a kind of harm, please choose a lie; If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave!

The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dreams, but the process of sticking to your dreams!

You are the best in the Year of the Ox, with good luck, first-class career and strong body!

Love is putting your heart and soul into it and then pulling out!

Some people say that love is an invention that needs constant improvement. Unfortunately, this invention has no patent right and will be taken away at any time!

Life is like a fable, its value lies not in its length, but in its content!

I always put my watch forward one minute, because I like to be ahead of time!

"True love is like a UFO-I've only heard of it, but I've never seen it. Even if I did, 99.9% were fake. If you really meet that 0. 1%, congratulations, you found an alien!

The journey of exploration is not to discover the new continent, but to cultivate a new perspective!

Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.

Never mention it, not because you forget, but because you remember!

Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

Face the past with the least regret, the present with the least waste, and the future with the most dreams!

Laugh in the morning, life is emotional, laugh at night, have a good sleep, laugh after work, be happy and lively, and throw away all laughter and sadness when you are upset!

"Love, sad for ten years, happy for one day; Money, save one day every ten years; Friends, ten years of friendship, one day to break up; Health, ten years of health care, one day of illness.

"Love is intoxicating and haggard, and some people even collapse for it. It's hell on earth!

If you like someone, you are very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy!

Love is like playing basketball-grab it desperately, chase it desperately, and throw it out without hesitation when you get it.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens. We often stare at the closed door, but turn a blind eye to the open one.

Don't worry about the past, the present and the future.

"Water meter-electricity meter-gas meter, the meter is fast; Private car-bus-taxi, car waste oil.

Men are like white wine, the older they get, the more fragrant they are, provided that the quality is better; Women are as romantic as red wine, but pay attention to the shelf life.

Happiness is never easy to get, possess, last or think about.

The most difficult mountain in the world is not in the horizon, but in the bottom of my heart.

I am confident, because confidence is free.

When everyone is reasonable, he can travel all over the world, and when everyone is unreasonable, he can't move.

There is a feeling that insomnia is always "acacia"; There is an eye that always sees "attachment" when breaking up; There is a feeling that I am always "lost" after leaving.

Squid said: don't say I'm not a thief, even if I am, I'm a thief! Or you'll be full of ink.

A good horse never turns back, because there is no turning back.

Women's tears are useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

In the era of soaring prices, only wages should change constantly.

Exercise, self-defense, exercise muscles and prevent being beaten.

Today's efforts are the sweetness of tomorrow, and tomorrow's happiness depends on today.

Everyone has a lot of genius ideas in his mind, but there is still two words between thinking and getting, that is "doing".

Happiness is not a destination you want to reach, but a travel attitude.