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Little Tiger’s Growth Story (Continued Seventeen)_900 words
On the way, Wang Xiaohu and the others laughed and talked non-stop. First, Zao Jue guessed a riddle: "If a black boy never opens his mouth and his tongue falls out, what is the answer?" Banner June thought. After a while, he said: "The answer is melon seeds." "The answer is correct," Zao Jue said, followed by June telling a joke: "A thief was caught stealing fruit by the patrol and had to be locked up. The thief said confidently : “You just stole 20 kilograms of mangosteen, why should you be locked up? The patrol said calmly: "A monkey once stole a peach and was imprisoned for 500 years."
Wang Xiaohu said: "What's so funny about this?" I've heard this kind of joke a lot. "Then it was Wang Xiaohu's turn. Wang Xiaohu thought for a while and said, "Xiao Liu's father is hospitalized due to illness and is in the ward with a sling bottle. The medicine was almost finished, but the nurse didn't come. A patient in the same room said enthusiastically: "I'll call the nurse for you." After that, he stood at the door and shouted: "Nurse, come quickly, bed 3 is almost finished." After hearing this, Xiao Liu's father felt awkward , said to the door: "You shouted wrong, the medicine is finished." The enthusiastic patient immediately changed his words: "Nurse, bed 3 is about to be finished, bed 3 is about to be finished." As soon as Wang Xiaohu finished speaking, he saw Zao Jue and June June. Holding his stomach, he lay on the ground and laughed: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha+."
Wang Xiaohu and the others entered a cave. The cave was dark. At this time, the ground suddenly began to shake. , a huge creature suddenly appeared in front of Wang Xiaohu and the others. Wang Xiaohu took out the monster scanner from his schoolbag and scanned the monster for five seconds. Wang Xiaohu said: "This monster is the "Giant Fire Lion" and his unique move is "Light of Flame". Anyone who is hit by the light of flames , will be burned to death." Wang Xiaohu saw that this monster was not easy to deal with. Suddenly, Wang Xiaohu saw a table behind the giant fire lion. There was a bottle on the table. There were three magic weapons in the bottle. Wang Xiaohu said: "There are some in there. Magic weapon!" Zao Jue and June said, "Great, we found it without any effort." Principal Zhang said, "The monsters are here, do you still have time to talk?" Zao Jue and June noticed. They immediately said, "We noticed it, thank you." Principal Zhang said, "You're welcome." Wang Xiaohu said, "Is this giant fire lion a guardian beast?" June said, "Probably so." Wang Xiaohu said: "Upgrade." He added: "Fire bombs." Seven bullets hit the giant fire lion directly. The giant fire lion screamed and fell straight to the side. Wang Xiaohu said happily: "Great, the giant fire lion is dead!" Wang Xiaohu quickly took the bottle, opened the bottle cap, and took out the three magic weapons. The three magic weapons quickly grew in size. They were: Thunder Sword, Wind Bow, and Flame Spear. Wang Xiaohu said: "I take the sword of thunder and lightning" June said: "I take the bow of the violent wind" Zao Jue said: "I take the spear of flames" To be continued!
First grade: Guanzhong
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