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How to overcome the fear of ghosts?
I think I'm crazy. Yes
Can this come out?
13 years old, you are still a child.
When I was so young, I was afraid of ghosts and death occasionally. But there are many ways to escape from fear.
1, tell jokes to yourself
(to himself): "I am a literate person, very literate, and have read many famous books. For example, Jing Daole's Disqualification between Houses, Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Forest, and Ye Si Guiwu's Worry-Free Shop. ...
Later, I worked hard for ten years, moving bricks in the construction site, working as a security guard in ktv, watching the gate in the factory, working as a chef in kindergarten and stealing batteries in Nanning, and accumulated rich creative materials.
Finally, he created a masterpiece that shocked the world: How Mud Can't Help the Wall. Everyone who has seen it says that it is comparable to the Russian famous Tolstoy piano.
Step 2 think about politics
Fear of ghosts is because you believe in ghosts at some point.
As long as we think more about practical problems, "ghosts" will become nothingness, and it will not be terrible.
How to enter reality? Political issues are the most realistic, such as the impact of the vegetable basket project on people's livelihood. ...
Whenever I think about this problem, my mind is full of chaotic wholesale markets, vegetable vendors, fat aunts who cut vegetables indiscriminately, and vegetables that hurt farmers. Realism comes to mind, and there is no ghost in my heart.
Residents' complaints about vegetable prices may also lead to jokes: garlic is cruel, beans are interesting, and ginger is your army ... These are garlic, potatoes and ginger, which are too expensive for your children to understand. Wait until you are older.
Vegetable dealers hire cars to collect vegetables in the fields, so that farmers can't even afford chemical fertilizers, oil prices rise, freight rates rise, and urban markets charge management fees indiscriminately. All the forests add up to our pockets. But that salary has long been squeezed dry by real estate developers and big gambling companies. Think about it.
What is a ghost? Where is it? Just grab it and beat it. It's not illegal anyway.
3. Romanization
A person is afraid of death.
But when I think about it, I will be cremated when I die, and then I will fly to the sky with the smoke turning into dust and get permanent freedom.
At that time, only you, only the wind. You flew over 100,000 meters and finally took a look at the place where you once lived.
Countless familiar and unfamiliar houses and roads pass below.
The primary school where I used to study, the alley I walked on the way after school, the playground I went to for the first time with my parents, the lake I visited in school in the spring when they were so young. ...
There are also several bright red flags, which can be vaguely identified, including one on the primary school playground. When we were young, we wore red scarves and watched it rise. I didn't know anything at that time, and everything was new. Later, when I grew up, I took off my red scarf and put on my league emblem. Classes begin in the morning and end at midnight. In order to compete for limited higher education resources, study hard. In order to vent their remaining energy, a group of students roared like savages, ran around the playground and occasionally looked up. There are no stars and no moon in the black night sky, only the flag is faintly red in the distant light and ringing in the wind in the black night sky.
Life is fleeting, and between heaven and earth, it's just a blink of an eye. We finally turned into a dust and flew high into the air with the wind.
Are you still afraid of death at this time? Death is not terrible, what is terrible is that every day is wasted in mediocrity, and many things I want to see and do are too late. By contrast, what is terrible about death?
I haven't decided yet. Try it first.
To tell the truth, if there are ghosts, why did the police solve the case? Just ask the psychic who is the murderer.
If a ghost can harm people, he should find the person who killed him first. If he can't kill the murderer, it's too bad, damn it. It's too low.
Even if he is a bad ghost who has no morality and harms people casually, the person killed by the ghost will become a ghost when he dies. Is it embarrassing?
Do you think, from ancient times to the present, being a ghost like Bao Zheng, Di Renjie and Song Ci is also a ghost that punishes evil and promotes good? Shouldn't a complete legal system be established now? Even ghosts must abide by the basic law. Do you still want to hurt people?
If a dead creature becomes a ghost,
Isn't that dinosaur ghosts everywhere?
Don't worry, ghosts are not as easy to see as you are.
First of all, ghosts are extremely difficult to meet. If ghosts were easy to find, they would have been taken away by those students to do experiments. It's much more interesting to catch two zombies, werewolves and vampires than to experiment with mice. I am sure I can publish a good article!
Secondly, it is not easy to see haunted houses. If there was a haunted house, it would have been transformed into a laboratory by people who studied physics. /kloc-there has been no exciting development in physics for more than 0/00 years, and no great discovery is impossible to comfort Einstein's soul in heaven. Being able to understand the study of paranormal phenomena is definitely a great discovery that shocked the physics community again!
If ghosts belong to neither biology nor physics, then haunted phenomenon is likely to be a new discipline alongside chemistry, physics, biology, psychology and sociology! How many people dream of creating a new discipline, such as Freud and Jung who created psychology!
However, until today, no one has caught a ghost, and no one has conducted in-depth research on the haunted phenomenon, which shows that ghosts are really not something that ordinary people can encounter. What even scientists can't meet, we ordinary people have no "blessing" to meet.
Idealism ~ defeating magic with magic
In fact, cats really want to find them. If cats have souls, they will have more than nine lives.
Watch all the classic horror movies, Dead in a Mountain Village, Midnight Bell, Sharp, Dead of Night. The best way to eliminate fear is to face it. Success belongs to the persevering. Come on, give it to me!
1. Open the beep and search for videos such as Flash Kun and Kun Powder. And get rid of ghostly fears.
2. Open the browser, search for the work "Invincible Urban Management" by the online writer Lao Lao Wang, read and strengthen the materialistic thought.
All the above is nonsense, just for Amway.
I am a foolish and bold person, and I am also a serious person.
When I was a child, someone in the village scared me that there was a mound in the Woods, which contained ghosts and would eat people.
It's actually just a mound. Next to the mound is a watermelon field. I always steal watermelons.
I was a little scared at first, but I couldn't sleep over and over again, so I asked, is it a ghost?
People say that female ghosts have long hair and nails, and their eyeballs fall out and hold them in their hands. They asked you if you wanted to eat watermelon, so they said they wanted to eat you.
That night, I took my toy shovel and planed the mound.
When you are tired, go to Gua Tian and buy a melon to eat.
The next morning, I left a pile of melon skins.
I'm really scared.
But I'm afraid, just for a moment, two minutes at most.
After being scared, just curious.
We need to see what ghosts look like, right?
Do you want to watch The Adventures of Little Carp? Have you seen The Biography of Lan Tu?
Later, when I was older, I figured it out.
Willfulness is over.
Nothing can't be killed. Since ghosts can kill me, can I kill ghosts?
Ghosts can eat me. Can I eat ghosts?
After breakfast the next day, the old man selling fried dough sticks at the school gate told me that this thing was called a ghost bomb.
This is inedible. If you can eat, you can't waste it
So before 16 years old, I looked around for ghost stories and looked for ghosts in various sand sculptures.
If nothing else, I just want to taste what ghosts taste like.
Later, I met some superstitious friends who sprinkled incense ashes into beer and asked me if the taste had changed.
Angry at me, a good glass of beer is ruined!
Back when I was thirteen.
Besides the ghost blowing the lamp, I also read Qian Zhongshu.
Watching ghosts blow lights scares my back, and watching the devil visit Qian Zhongshu and God's dream at night.
I don't know much about it, and I have a vague concept.
What is a ghost? People always laugh with the devil, and the devil with a big mouth has nothing to say.
God is so powerful that men and women still do nothing.
By contrast, what is a ghost? Can I eat?
But it's still scary
Until I was thirteen years old, I was extremely afraid of dogs and fought with more than a dozen dogs in the village.
Yes, I was bitten badly.
I also heard how terrible rabies is.
I think ghosts are worse than me with rabies.
Not to mention buying a video camera and watching Ching-Ying Lam every day.
How can you play ghost hunting without Ching-Ying Lam?
By the way, when I was a child, I was not afraid of ghosts, because after watching Altman, I thought I was.
What is a ghost? Not enough for Ben Altman.
Ha ha laugh
It's okay, little sister. When you go to high school and study philosophy, you will firmly believe in materialism.
Long live materialism!
You can go to a temple or Buddhist shop and ask for a protective bracelet or necklace to reassure yourself.
It was normal to be afraid of ghosts when I was a child. When I grow up, I will find that there are more terrible things in this world than ghosts.
But to be honest, if you know that you are timid, you will make a detour when you encounter ghost stories and haunted houses. The more materials, the richer the imagination.
Ghosts are a good thing, which can prove that there is a new world after death, so don't be afraid of death and ghosts.
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