Are there any classic jokes with high taste?

One weekend, three other people in the dormitory went out to play cs all night, and I made an appointment with a plmm to drink and eat in the dormitory. This mm often comes to our dormitory and is familiar with everyone, so she is very open. Besides, I like this lovely mm pl, and I feel very happy to chat with her, so both of them unconsciously drank too much until the dormitory was locked. Anyway, they couldn't go, so they continued to drink and chat until they fell asleep on the table unconsciously.

I was woken up by mm in the middle of the night, and I looked at her sleepily. MM said she wanted to go to the bathroom. No wonder, after drinking so much at night, I will definitely want to release my memory.

I told her that the toilet was at the end of the corridor when she went out, but there was only a men's toilet in the boys' dormitory.

She shook her head and said not to go to the men's room for fear of being seen.

I thought about it, or I'll find a corner of the corridor to solve it. That's what we usually do.

She frowned and pursed her mouth and shook her head like a rattle, saying that she would rather go to the men's room than die.

What should I do? It's really troublesome ... I'm a little embarrassed.

Suddenly thought of the solution that we are too lazy to go out sometimes, so I picked up a leftover beer bottle and handed it to her, telling her that she could use it first and throw it away tomorrow.

She thought about it and said nothing, and seemed to agree with this method.

But instead of reaching for the bottle, she just blushed and bit her lip, looked at the bottle and then looked at me?

What's going on now? I scratched my head, looked at the bottle and then at her.

Yes, girls are different from boys, so it is impossible to aim at such a small bottle mouth, I think.

I looked around and my eyes rested on the shelf near the corner door. I found a big space cup under the shelf. It looks dirty and should have never been used.

So I handed her the cup, and she nodded and motioned me to leave for a while.

I just wanted to go to the bathroom, so I went out and closed the door.

After two steps, she remembered that she had drunk too much, and always felt a little uneasy, so she quietly went back to the window and looked through the gap in the curtain.

Mm puts the cup on the stool, lifts the skirt with her legs apart, covers the cup in the skirt, then holds it with her hands, closes her eyes and relaxes herself as if she is ready. ...

It seems that there should be no problem ... thinking about it, I turned and went to the toilet.

Knowing that girls are slow to respond, just in case, after the convenience, I turned around in the corridor for a long time before going back.

I knocked on the door and didn't respond, so I pushed the door and went in, only to find that she was lying asleep on the table again.

I smiled, shook my head, woke her up and helped her sleep in my bed.

After the arrangement, I yawned and felt sleepy. I didn't think much, so I went to sleep in the old four's bed.

So I slept until the next morning when they came back to wake us up.

The boss looked at the pile of bottles and said, honey, how much did you drink? ...

I yawned and sat up. mm got up and cut her messy hair.

The second child jumped into bed and fell asleep. It seems that he was too tired last night.

Old four went to the shelf, picked up a glass of water, unscrewed the lid and drank loudly.

-Wow, is this broken water ... Lao Si took a few sips and found something was wrong.

The boss took the cup and smelled it. His brow wrinkled: The water is rotten, so I can't drink it. It's about to fall down. ...

-Ah, that .......... ……mm suddenly covered her mouth, blushed and bowed her head.

What happened? I didn't sleep well. I think she's a little sick. I patted her on the head and said, come on, I'll take you home first, and then you can get some sleep.

……

On the way to send her back, she suddenly attached something to my ear, and I almost vomited.

-it turns out that in the morning, Laosi took the cup she used conveniently last night. ...

Waterfall sweat ... cold in the Arctic ... sweating and trembling all over. ...

On the way back, I decided not to tell Old Four. ...

God, I thought it was a dirty cup for washing powder, but it turned out to be the cup of Lao Si. It seems that we really need to pay attention to personal hygiene ... I am beginning to be glad that this is not my own cup. ...

……

But later, I always felt sorry for Lao Si. Finally, I couldn't help telling him one morning. Poor old four held the wall and retched for a long time, which made him lose his appetite for several days.

Afterwards, every time mm looked back, she felt shy, funny and guilty. We also decided to change our living habits and bad style.

Later, everyone's living habits have changed a lot, which is a good thing in retrospect. We all joked that we really thanked mm, except for the fourth child, who still felt cheated. We must find a way to be a good mm, so ...

This is something that only a dormitory like ours can do.

I don't know where the old four learned the idea. He bought some spicy tofu from the school canteen, mashed it, put some ham or something, and poured a little laver and egg flower soup into a thin paste, which looked like vomit.

-* *, disgusting, what are you doing with this! Everyone expressed dissatisfaction with old four's dirty behavior. So the old four began to tell us about his plan:

Ask mm out for dinner sometime, put these disgusting things into plastic bags in advance and hide them in clothes, pretend to be drunk and vomit when eating, then pour these things out and then ... eat them back ... The effect must be very chaotic. ...

Wow ... at this point, I have vomited in my bed and food.

But it's interesting to think about it. I really want to know what effect it will have after doing it. I thought it would be exciting, so I started preparing this plan together. ...

According to the arrangement, four people in the dormitory invited mm out for dinner on the weekend night. The boss with that huge disgusting thing kept drinking while eating, and we kept winking and preparing for action.

Suddenly, the boss "wow", a pile of paste vomited a big bowl in front of him.

Mm suddenly one leng, some surprised looking at the boss.

The rest of us winked at each other, then picked up spoons at the same time, scrambling to scoop up the things in the bowl and stuff them in our mouths.

Wow *, if you don't eat, you can't spit it out. What a waste. We talked over dinner.

Mm suddenly covered her mouth and looked at us in surprise, which made her sick. People at the nearby dinner table also looked at us with the eyes of aliens.

No matter how much, keep eating.

Old four also specially scooped up a spoonful and handed it to mm: It tastes good. Do you want some ... poor mm suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom, believing that she would throw up.

We all laughed, smacked our lips while eating, and let some people at the nearby table run to the bathroom.

Haha, it's fun and exciting. Old four said, giggling, it seems that this time he is revenge.

-Wait a minute ... Second Brother seems to have found something, which tastes a little bit. ...

I feel a little embarrassed, too. I picked up a piece of tomato skin and asked, did we put tomatoes in these things? ……

Three people feel wrong and look at the boss together.

-Oh, no ... the boss said, taking out the unopened package from his pocket: I really threw up, and before I could tell you, you just ... ...

Suddenly, a big stone with four characters "A bolt from the blue" fell from the sky and knocked us to the ground.

-Wow ~ ~ ~ * ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

After a few of us vomited wildly, we beat the boss on the ground. ...

Alas, after that, several of us and mm lost our appetite for a long time, and soon everyone lost weight. Maybe only mm doesn't mind: it's just icing on the cake, just to make the slim figure thinner. ...