Loan phone joke

Yesterday, I managed to borrow 100000 yuan from Hui, but Hui didn't. I finally borrowed 130000 from you, and you not only borrowed it, but also gave me another suite. The three of us are young, so we have to drag me to settle accounts with Hui.

Hui and Dali grew up with me. When we were young, we grew up naked by the river. He ate my meal and I ate his. We are as good as a family, regardless of each other.

After growing up, Hui became a wholesaler of building materials and vigorously opened restaurants. I went to college and became an engineer in a state-owned enterprise. Their life is better than that of a small engineer like me.

Six years ago, A Hui was cheated by hundreds of thousands. In order to keep the building materials company going, Hui had to borrow money to tide over this difficulty.

He thought hard first.

"Vigorously, you know my buddy is in trouble. Lend me 100000 yuan to tide me over this difficulty. "

"Hui, you know my restaurant is a small business. My restaurant has to be renovated recently, and I really can't afford it. "

"This 1000 yuan is for you. Go back and buy something delicious for your sister-in-law. " Give 1000 yuan to Hui.

"Vigorously, this money is our meal today!" Hui left with her ass up.

"Take my money to invite me to dinner, are you kidding! Little sample, your boy still doesn't know how to live this life in the future. What are you pretending to be? " Give a powerful nose.

Later, Hui found me, and I lent him the money without saying anything.

"This is the last money we saved to buy a house. How can you borrow it without consulting me? " My wife and I speculated.

"Daughter-in-law, what is my relationship with Hui? We have a life relationship. I had a hard time falling into the well when I was a child. You saved us, or your husband might have died. Hui is in trouble this time. How can I not help? "

"Then when can we buy a house?"

"Daughter-in-law, don't worry, we'll rent it if there is no room. Renting a house is good. "

"Good what good! Our son will go to school soon. Without a school district, children must not lose at the starting line. Do you understand? "

"Well, daughter-in-law, wait a little longer."

This is four years. During my daughter-in-law's stay, she urged me to ask Hui for money several times, but I didn't mention it. I know that Hui's depravity is not easy to turn over.

Hui made money last year. Give it back to me immediately.

Yesterday, I ate at Dali Hotel.

"Vigorously, you opened a restaurant for so many years. Why don't you decorate it? How can business be so good? "

"Decoration shall not be for money? I have no money, and you know that I am the black sheep of my family. I always lose money in gambling and I can't save any money. I heard that Ah Hui had a good life recently and built a real estate. " Tell me strongly.

"Otherwise, I'll borrow some from Ah Hui, decorate it first, and then pay him back when the benefits are good." Tell me strongly.

"Yes, Hui is a big boss now and doesn't care about money."

Call Hui Dali.

"Hui, I heard that you are now a big real estate boss, and my buddy lent me 100000 yuan for restaurant decoration."

"vigorously, I am short of money now and can't get the money." Hui flatly refused vigorously.

"Hey, when the boss is getting more and more stingy, the friendship of the buddies is gone at all."

I think it's strange, and I don't believe it either. Hui should not be so disloyal.

"If you don't believe me, give it a try. You can borrow money from him and see if he can borrow it. "

"Hui, I have something urgent recently. You can lend me 120000 yuan. " Daughter-in-law always says to buy a house. Now that house prices are getting higher and higher, we still lack 120000.

"Ok, brother, no problem, come and get it." Hui agreed without saying anything.

"This guy is ridiculous. Why did he lend you money instead of me? Let's settle accounts with him. "

I came to Hui's company with Dali.

"Vigorously, you may forget, I asked you to borrow 100000, and you gave me 1000. My friend was lent to me by Jun Zi in despair. I know that Jun Zi's daughter-in-law always wanted to buy a house, but Jun Zi lent it to me without saying anything, and didn't mention paying me back in those years, but you were fully qualified to lend it to me, but you didn't. "

"The child, this is 200000, you keep the urgent need, this is the key to the house, is the school district. You have something for me, and we live across the hall. "

Vigorously this time completely dumbfounded.

Borrowing money is a very sensitive topic, and many people are discussing whether to borrow money or not.

I believe everyone has heard of the saying "Talking about money hurts feelings". Money is a thing apart, but it's really impossible without money. Therefore, it is inevitable for friends to borrow money in our life.

In fact, it is very embarrassing to encounter this situation. If you lend it to him, you have to worry, but if you don't lend it to him, your friend may be fine.

Some people resolutely disagree with borrowing money, because borrowing money is likely to have the risk of not coming back and hurt feelings more, so it is a principle to resolutely not borrow money. However, everyone may encounter difficulties and difficulties, and we can't get through without helping.

So should I borrow this money or not?

In my opinion, borrowing or not depends on the situation and who to lend it to.

First, what kind of person?

Friends of wine and meat, don't borrow! A casual acquaintance, don't borrow! Let bygones be bygones, think about it! Poor friend, clumsy friend, forgotten friend, borrow!

Second, what is the purpose of borrowing money?

For drinking, don't borrow it! For business investment, you can consider it! Used to buy a house and a car, consider! Family emergency, borrow!

3. Is it a solvent? Work is unstable, consider it! Slow and steady, borrow!

Fourth, what is the reputation of friends?

Poor, don't borrow! General consideration! It's fine, borrow it!

Also, if you meet a friend to borrow money, you must be within your financial ability and not affect your normal life. Don't borrow money to save face.

The most important thing is the borrower's values and attitude towards life. This person should be trustworthy. When a person is rational and steady about investment, consumption, work and life, knows the importance of distinguishing the world, and you know his advantages, it must be urgent and important for him to borrow money from you, not to mention the low probability of such a person borrowing money from others. If you meet such a person, you can lend it to him as long as you are not waiting for money.

Do you think that's the reason?