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1. I will wrap my clothes myself when it is cold, and I will fan myself a few times when it is hot. I will take medicine myself when I am sick, and I will laugh when I am happy. I can do it myself. How important do you think you are?

2. On the first day of taking Chinese medicine, I actually felt fine on the night when my smile deepened.

3. Four idiots: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign the contract as invalid, and those who giggle at their mobile phones.

4. Mao Mao, you should take good care of yourself after you leave. Don't drink so much wine. Take medicine when you have a cold. Don't talk nonsense after you have a high fever again.

5. Losing him, he buried himself in his misery and thought that venting was effective. When he was ill, he hurried to take medicine and had to get up early for work tomorrow. You can cry but choose to laugh, don't want him to be too proud!

6. It's so uncomfortable to be sick. My head hurts, and it hurts all over my body. I'm tired of taking injections and taking medicine every day.

7. A detour in life is like a patient taking medicine, but he should accept it even though he knows it is bitter. It is inevitable that we will be hurt by some detours from ignorance to maturity.

8. Hehe, I said I had a stomachache, but you flatly said to take medicine, and my best friend caught a cold, so you waited at my house without saying anything. My best friend in the back held his hand and said sorry to me?

9. I must have a fever, take medicine and have intravenous drip every exam. It's really a success this time. It hurts until I don't sleep all night.

1. Go and take medicine quickly. You managed to escape from a mental hospital, or you will be arrested if you don't take medicine.

11. When it's time to take medicine, it will sound and flash.

12. I didn't take medicine when I got up in the morning, and I felt lovely!

13. If you are in a bad mood, you will be depressed, and taking drugs will increase your weight, so you won't get acne due to endocrine disorders in menstruation, so you will be more depressed and go back and forth.

14. It's hot and dry when it's a little summer. After a while, it's sunny and rainy, and you accidentally catch a cold. In order not to take medicine, it's very important to take an umbrella when you go out. You're not afraid of the weather any more. You're happy and healthy!

15. I caught a cold. You knew you took medicine and got sick. You knew you went to the hospital. Why didn't you do it before?

16. Give timely instructions for injections and medicine, even labeling medicine bottles, soaking alcohol cotton balls and putting young patients to sleep. Every item must be carefully put in place.

17, drink medicine, take medicine, really, medicine jar. I really can't take any medicine, so I feel bad.

18. I'm still a little scared today. I'm afraid of taking medicine, injections and infusions, and I'm even more afraid of operating a knife. I don't like all the feelings of being a patient.

19. I seem to have caught a cold, and I have pharyngitis. It's so uncomfortable! Dry throat, nausea and pain. It's really uncomfortable. I don't want to take medicine

2, headache, tossing and turning, I didn't fall asleep, and I didn't want to take medicine. I really wanted to be hugged and patted by my mother for a good sleep.

21. Nowadays, children are really smart. If they don't want to take medicine, they say that they have no runny nose. After eating a packet of candy, they tell her that they can't eat any more. After a while, they tell me that the candy will melt if they don't eat it.

22. Sometimes I feel really sad and don't want to take medicine. I feel very sad and wronged, and no one understands me.

23. I took medicine consciously when I was sick. I didn't use coaxing to take medicine since I was a child. It's really a highlight of me that I'm not afraid of injections and infusions.

24, cold infusion injections to take medicine, this is the price of winter.

25. This medicine is really bitter. I really hate taking it.

26. After sleeping for four or five hours, I woke up and couldn't sleep. Recently, I feel that my mood is a little lower, so I have to find a way to adjust it. I really don't want to take any more medicine. After all, my mind was really chaotic in those days when I took medicine.

27. Children who are hardly sick get sick on the third day of kindergarten, taking medicine and atomizing, poor thing.

28. I don't want to take medicine. The newly bought cough syrup is too bitter, so why is it called syrup?

29. My body is hurt. It makes me feel bad. I will be good next time. Get better soon. It hurts too much. I can't stand it. I don't want to go to the hospital, take pictures, take medicine or feel pain.

3. Growing up, I had a nightmare. I didn't want to take medicine or take exams.

31. You recover quickly. Is it because you can have a good system without taking medicine? You're giving up treatment.

32. Don't eat today, but take medicine tomorrow.

33. Why did you stop the treatment? Why give up taking medicine?

34. I don't know if this season is too changeable. People around me are constantly getting sick with colds and taking medicine. In the end, I can't escape.

35. Take medicine when you are sick, which is not afraid of flashing your tongue in nonsense.

36. You look very excited today. Did you forget to take your medicine?

37. When I was a child, I was afraid to take medicine. I would rather have an injection than take medicine. When I grow up, I would rather take a handful of medicine than take an injection, for fear of pain.

38. I didn't want to take medicine for my sore throat, so I chewed a popsicle and thought it would be comfortable if I chilled it. As a result, my stomach began to cramp and my throat didn't relieve.

39. I feel depressed again and don't want to take medicine. The root cause has not been solved, and the drug is just self-deception. I'm a loser. What should I do?

4. It's been a month. When will my cough get better? This is the best hope at present. I really don't want to take medicine.

41. I have been in a drowsy state after taking medicine. I woke up at 6: 3, feeling weak all over, playing with my mobile phone and sleeping intermittently until now.

42. If you can't sleep, take sleeping pills; if you are bored, you will see ten deadly sins; if you collapse, you will row your arms; if you are sick, you will take medicine hard; if you want to die, you will smoke and drink. Nothing is impossible.

43. If I have a cold, will anyone feel sorry for me? Will anyone tell me to take medicine?

44. Karma is in your heart. How can I get rid of it for you? If you are ill, can I take medicine for you? People, only themselves can save themselves.

45. Every time I take medicine, I feel no taste. I really want to eat spicy strips now

46. When I was sick and didn't want to take medicine, my boyfriend took out his wallet and coaxed me to eat it. I took one medicine and added 1 yuan as a bride price. I opened a capsule and counted it.

47. Why are you acting so strangely? It's really a genetic mutation. Why can't you speak directly from your anus without going through your brain? You mean you, you don't even turn on the light when you take medicine? No wonder you take the wrong medicine every day.

48. The first sneeze means someone scolds you, and the second sneeze means someone misses you. Sneeze for the third time, kid! You really have a cold. Go home and take your medicine!

49. I have a cold today, which is very annoying. I'm very upset when I have to take injections and medicine. I don't want to talk. I want to be a cold person.

5. Taking medicine in case of illness has a temporary effect; Exercise is a long-term way.

51. The person who will spoil me and force me to take medicine and go to bed early belongs to someone else today.

52. When I have a cold, I wish you would pour me a cup of hot water, then watch me take medicine and spoil me to sleep.

53. I'm sick. I don't take medicine. I can endure it day by day. Maybe tomorrow will be fine. How many children's shoes think so? Give a paw paw,

54. Happiness in life is like a sugar cube that lures children to take medicine, more like an electric rabbit that lures dogs to race in a dog farm.

55. I have been in such a bad state recently that I always forget to take medicine, overeat, do not do my homework, and feel sore all over, and I don't know what to do.

56. Sometimes when you are sick, there is no one around you. Even if you take medicine with water, you have to help yourself. Although I don't like such a day, I am doomed to travel alone, alone in the world.

57. Missing is an incurable disease. If you don't take medicine, the disease will deepen. Once you take medicine, you will become dependent, but after taking medicine, you will not be cured. Distant medicine, do you know how important you are to me?

58. I knew I would come to school after eating, and I couldn't take medicine without eating. It was so uncomfortable.

59. Where is the woman who is sick and doesn't take medicine, injections or go to the hospital?

6. Many times, we think that the person who buys medicine for you loves you the most. In fact, the person who forces you to take medicine is the one who loves you the most. If you can't be with the person you love the most, it doesn't matter who you are with.

61. He is warm and cold, which will make me put on more clothes and get sick. He will tell me to take medicine well, but I forget that he is not the only one who warms me! Who knows this kind of pain!

62. Sleep when you are tired, endure when you feel uncomfortable, turn on the air conditioner when you are hot, put on clothes when you are cold, and take medicine when you are sick, as if I can be strong, hmm, it seems!

63. The most painful thing to get sick is to take medicine. . . . . . .

64. Handsome boy, do you know that when you study hard, you are fascinated? Take medicine quickly!

65. The pharmacist prepared the medicine and gave it to Lao Wang: the older one takes two tablets a day and the younger one takes one tablet a day. When Lao Wang came home, he called his eldest son, Xiaoer Zi, to distribute medicine, and said to himself, I've never seen it before. Adults see a doctor and children take medicine.

66. This damned person can live without taking medicine. Damn man, if you give him eight pounds of medicine, he will die.

67. I hate hospitals, I hate getting sick, I hate infusion, I hate taking medicine, but all the doctors I meet are good.

68. I am too arrogant. I don't want to take any more medicine!

69. Life is hard when you are sad. Why? What makes me work so hard on a diet to lose weight? I didn't even eat a grain of rice.

7. I can catch a cold and drink Chinese medicine if I stay at home every day. I am so bitter. My dad, do you want to eat some sugar? My mom is not allowed.

71. Usually, diarrhea is just diarrhea. When I take Chinese medicine, I feel that it is detoxification, and people's psychology is also very interesting.

72. I'm stuck in the predicament of nausea and dizziness after taking medicine and stopping taking medicine. I've been sitting for an hour, and I don't have the strength to do the next thing.

73. I realized that I was a little wild. I was too arrogant to go home this time. I started taking medicine first in order to be able to bear my stomach.

74. Memory becomes poor. What you put will be forgotten the next second. You will forget whether you take medicine or not. I forgot to take medicine again today. I don't want to face myself like this.

75. I got up to take medicine and got otitis media for no reason.

76. I will take medicine every day, drink water on time, eat well and live hard. As long as there are people I want to see, I am not alone.

77. When eating becomes a task and drinking soup becomes drinking Chinese medicine, how painful it is!

78. Baby has been ill for more than half a month this time, and she is afraid of taking medicine. I was so scared that I cried for an injection and didn't take medicine.

79. The wisdom teeth began to ache again yesterday. It was not particularly painful, but it was dull. I didn't want to take medicine or pull it out. Three quarters of them have come out.

8. After taking so many medicines, it's still like choking phlegm in the throat. At one time, my throat itches, and cough follows. When will it be ready? I'm scared of taking medicine!

81. From New Year's Day to now, I dare not touch sweets and biscuits at all. I am afraid that there is still a case of red wine after taking medicine, because I dare not drink it in my throat.

82. It's really getting weaker and weaker. I accidentally got caught in the rain, and then I caught a cold, had a headache, didn't want to take medicine, didn't get rich, and didn't have happiness.

83. What's wrong? I'm afraid of taking medicine! Now the tongue coating is all yellow, and the saliva is bitter.

84. I didn't take Chinese medicine yesterday. My heart began to accelerate as soon as I got up today, and my heart palpitations felt so uncomfortable. The medicine can't stop, can't stop.

85. If I don't want to take medicine, I will become numb, and it will be difficult for me to quit my addiction, but I am afraid that my father will find out that I don't eat.

86. Sometimes it's cold and sometimes it's hot, and my abdomen is swollen and painful. Every first day in menstruation will torture me to death! It seems that I can't sleep well tonight. I don't want to take medicine, so I'll get through it myself. People without dysmenorrhea really can't understand the pain of dysmenorrhea.

87. How to deal with the bad habit of being able to take medicine and take injections every time I have menstrual pain, not wanting to speak, crying at every turn, and being particularly melodramatic and fragile?

88. I haven't taken medicine for two days, and I feel great.

89. The biggest problem in life today is that I don't know if I really want to come to menstruation, so I dare not take painkillers in advance.

9. It's the first time to take painkillers. It turns out that painkillers are really amazing, and they can make people who have been dying from pain for a second suddenly feel nothing.

I had a nightmare at four o'clock and woke up. Then began to dysmenorrhea, toss and turn twice to take painkillers. Long live the painkiller.

92. I got out of bed only two or two times today: I took painkillers, and I went to the toilet and took the medicine again, so I could sleep in a daze and wake up with pain.

93. I have a bad cold. I didn't want to take medicine at first, but my voice with Xiaohei was dumb. I didn't want him to listen to my drake voice.

94. I woke up in pain at night and cried and got up to take painkillers. No one left. After the wisdom teeth were pulled out, the third day was more painful than the first day, and I doubted my life.

95. Today, I forgot to take painkillers before changing the medicine, and then when I was waiting in line after changing the medicine, I was so painful that I punched a set of fists.

96. The state of taking medicine for a cold is. I feel like I'm not awake. I feel like I haven't drunk enough. Dizzy, and dizzy not completely.

97. I hope I can live a life without pain in the future, and I don't want to take painkillers for half a month.

98. Cover two quilts and take painkillers actively. It hurts so much that I can't stand. It's the first time that dysmenorrhea hurts so much. It's really painful.

99. I still hesitate to take painkillers before going to bed, because I can't eat them on an empty stomach. I think I'll get up tomorrow and eat them after breakfast. Now I'm awakened by the pain. I'll really find myself suffering.

1. Start running at five o'clock every day from today. You should also use the dumbbells and abdominal wheels you bought. Exercise makes people feel better. I don't want to take medicine.