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Joke Liangshan

Liangshan heroes are not necessarily heroes, many of them are to fish in troubled waters and live a life without worrying about eating and drinking. Most of these people who have no contribution and no effect to Liangshan are relatively useless. Most of these relatively useless Liangshan heroes have become cannon fodder to get the box lunch first in the war.

No.1 in the field of cannon fodder in Liangshan: There are many useless wastes in Liangshan, Song Wan. Song Wan became a leader among the wastes because Song Wanling's box lunch was too fast, and it was the first one among Liangshan heroes, which was enough to show Song Wan's waste. Although Song Wan's nickname is King Kong, is he free? King Kong? Body, but there is no king kong's skill, even the old members of Liangshan, there is still no high status and attention.

Waste ranked second: Bai Sheng, vole.

This Bai Sheng is a real loser. Originally, he was just a slacker in the village, thinking only about how to mix food and drink. Coincidentally, he and Chao Gai did a great thing together and robbed the birth class. But Bai Sheng is so useless that he only got a bag of money for robbing the birth class.

Even funnier, this Bai Sheng betrayed Liangshan after his arrest. Although the Liangshan hero saved him, he was no longer a hero and finally died on the road in Fang La.

Third place for waste: bully Zhou Tong.

In fact, Zhou Tong is not a waste in Liangshan, but Zhou Tong, a bully, is really shameless. He was not only beaten by the monk Lu as soon as he appeared, but also forced to marry a good woman, which was shameless. Poor martial arts and personality, Zhou Tong did not even grasp the enemy's move when he conquered Fang La, so he took the box lunch directly.

The fourth weak chicken: Song Qing, an iron fan

Song Qing is purely Liangshan to enter through the back door. Song Qing is Song Jiang's younger brother. If Song Jiang is not a Liangshan hero, Song Qing estimates that it is difficult to gain a foothold in Liangshan. Because Song Qing has no fighting capacity and has never fought a war, he is responsible for logistics work to get some oil and water every day. Finally, Song Jiangdu died and Song Qing was still alive and well.

The fifth and sixth losers are Kong Ming, the only Kong Liang Maoxing on Mars. These two also became Liangshan heroes through the relationship of Song Jiang. Incredibly, these two men actually learned their martial arts from Song Jiang. I was drunk, too. Song Jiang's martial arts are amateurs, and the two people who follow Song Jiang's martial arts are naturally proper wastes.

The seventh waste is Jin Yanbiao's kindness, but in fact he has no skill. He relies entirely on his father to control his power. But when he conquered Fang La, he easily received a box lunch, which shows that this person is really useless. The eighth loser and kindness have something in common. When the Flash Queen conquered Fang La, she got off the assembly line early because of her limited ability.

Du Qian, the ninth man who touched the sky, and Yu Baosi, the tenth dangerous god, are both people with less outstanding abilities. Although Du Qian was very old, he was not taken seriously and sweaty because he was not with Song Jiang. He fell off a horse and died in Qingxi County.

Yubao Temple, a dangerous Taoist god, was born a real robber. If it weren't for Song Jiang, he wouldn't have gone to Liangshan, and finally died because he conquered Fang La. In short, almost none of these people have a good place to go, because they can only muddle along in Liangshan because of their lack of ability, and most of them end their lives hastily.